I Became a God in a Horror Game: 285, border of dense forest
Among the cheers, Alex, who was so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between the south, the south, and the north, picked up Guy, and was surrounded by the new house that had been temporarily arranged in the tavern.
This group of people took great care to arrange a room for the Bailiu servants. Although it looks simple, it still looks like that.
Spades is about to bend down to imitate Alex's movements without any teacher, and carry Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stops him.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Tang Erda who had been motionless among the crowd for a long time, like a wooden sculpture.
Tang Er's expression on his face was blank. He stared slowly at the spades and the veil on his head for a while, then glanced at Bai Liu with a natural expression, and finally lowered his head and looked again. Glancing at the wine bottle in his hand, he turned it over to confirm the reading, to make sure that he hadn't been hallucinating after drinking it.
Tang Erda muttered to himself in a trance: "Could it be that there are monsters here? I was alienated and my mental value dropped..."
Bai Liu calmly suppressed Spade behind him and tried to lift Yong again: "No need."
Spades look up: "?"
"Alex has hugged Guy." Yong asked sincerely, "Can't I hug you in?"
Bai Liu said: "You don't need it."
The quality of spades: "Why?"
Bai Liu only thought for a few seconds before starting to talk nonsense without changing his face: "——Alex is hugging Guy, it's the one in the wedding dress, not you."
Spades let out a sudden oh, and then naturally opened his arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if he was ready to be carried into the new house with Bai Liu.
Bai Liu scanned the one-headed spades from top to bottom, and looked away casually: "—but you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it. "
Spades was quiet for a while, then slowly put down the back of his hand and moved behind him, oh, and walked in front of Bai Liu, still staring steadily at him.
Bai Liu raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows, showing a questioning expression of what else do you want.
"It's not very heavy." Spade argued solemnly, "81.4kg, only one hundred and sixty catties, you should try it."
After finishing speaking, Yong opened his arms again, his face was calm, his eyes were fixed on Bai Liu, and he urged him feel.
Bai Liu: "..."
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "——I really can't hug you."
"But we are married, you should hug your baby and go in." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex entered with Guy in his arms, and then turned his gaze flatly to Bai Liu's face. , "Alex can hold Guy who is 174 pounds in his arms when he is drunk."
Spades looked down at Bai Liu, and calmly explained the facts: "She is eleven catties lighter than Guy."
Bai Liu: "..."
Inexplicably, he felt a sense of condemnation from Spade's words.
Bai Liu is rational and knows that he can't hold Spade when he is drunk, but Spade's stubbornness and seriousness after being drunk can be regarded as experience - this person will not give in until he gets a reasonable answer of.
"It's true that I can't hold you." Bai Liu looked at Spade with a smile, "But a certain tool in the system panel has the ability to transport you, so I can use this tool to hold you in , can you accept it?"
After thinking for a while, Spades nodded.
Yong is to accept Bai Liu's use of game props to carry Yong into it, such as floating pads used to reduce weight.
A minute later.
Tang Erda's facial expression was completely stagnant, and he took a stiff step by step, like a Haidilao food delivery robot who lost his brain consciousness, his arms were stretched stiffly, and his eyes were staring blankly at the front, completely Don't look down at the "goods" being transported in your arms.
"Cargo" has an expressionless face, a straight body, and his hands are neatly stuck to the seams of his trousers, lying flat on Tang Erda's stretched legs like a frozen corpse arm.
Because Tang Er didn't support or hold Spade at all, and Spade would roll down if he didn't straighten his body.
But even if Spade straightened his body, the slight bumps produced by Tang Er's movement would cause the expressionless Spade with his arms to roll left and right.
Fortunately, it didn't roll down.
And Bai Liu walked beside him calmly, guiding the "vegetable delivery robot" to the door of the new house.
Besides was a group of soldiers with straight eyes and dull expressions. They watched Tang Erda holding the white willow to the door of the new house in dumbfounded.
It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed and the strange people disappeared at the door that these soldiers looked back in a daze.
A soldier swallowed a mouthful of saliva and exclaimed: "Emperor, what are you doing?"
"I know!" A soldier raised his hands excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental wedding custom!"
A group of soldiers looked over curiously for a moment.
The soldier rubbed his hands together and laughed drunkenly: "I heard that the ancient oriental emperor asked some of his subordinate men to help transport his wife to bed."
"It seems to be like this, let the subordinate use something to tie his wife upright, and then let the subordinate carefully send it into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and approached These soldiers approached mysteriously lowered their voices, "In order to ensure the chastity of the transported wives, these subordinates are usually castrated/castrated!"
The soldiers let out a burst of shock, shock, and extremely gossip: "Oh!!"
A soldier seemed to be extremely disbelieving about such a cruel custom, and shook his head in exclaim: "So that big recruit—?!"
The soldier who talked about customs nodded sadly: "It's probably true."
He let out a sigh.
The soldier changed the subject and said: "But you don't have to be too sympathetic, generally speaking, such castration/castration is voluntary."
"Voluntary?!" Everyone's pupils were shocked, "You are so handsome, you are so willing to do such a thing to yourself!"
"An ancient Dongfeng civilization custom." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge, "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king!"
"That little man must have royal blood!" The soldier made a final decision.
Everyone groaned again.
Sitting beside the bed, Bai Liu, who didn't know that she already had the blood of the royal family, glanced at the "Beloved Concubine" Spade lying flat on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood beside the bed as if he had frozen .
"Hey, let's go first." Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at the spades on the bed and the white willow beside the bed, almost from the room. The back door was lost and fled.
Yong still doesn't know that he has been "castrated" outside.
Lying on the bed, Spade looked at Bai Liu quietly with his eyes, feeling a faint gaze.
Bai Liu turned his back to Spade, with a faint smile in his voice: "I told you that Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel, and it is my tool. I lied to you."
Spades turned over, buried her face in the pillow, and let out a muffled oh.
But soon, Spade's mood seemed to calm down, and he looked sideways at Bai Liu, who was sitting by the bed, unbuttoning his cuffs, taking off his coat, and his eyes began to be full of inquiry again: "My friends tonight Is there anything else to do?"
"There's nothing to do." Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt.
Yong didn't shy away from Spade's gaze, changed his clothes generously, then lifted the quilt and lay down, and said good night to Spade with a chuckle.
Bai Liu reached out and turned off the desk lamp, everything was pitch black, and soon the sound of breathing became even.
The spades lying next to him showed confusion——Yong's intuition told him that the marriage procedure was still to be completed.
But I don't know what to do next, it seems like the two of us are lying on the bed, unable to do anything other than sleep...
Spades turned around a few times, and finally whispered goodnight to Bai Liu, and closed her eyes.
Bai Liu, pretending to be asleep, quietly raised the corners of her mouth.
When Bai Liu was young, he wanted to avoid some of Scheta's problems, or did something that he didn't want Scheta to know, but when Scheta found out, he used to pretend to be asleep.
No matter what the situation, Scheta will not disturb the ur sleeping.
It seems that this good habit has been left over to the present.
But the corners of Bai Liu's mouth hooked halfway, and then it froze - there was a strange sound and intertwined panting of two people from another new house separated from them by a wall.
Bai Liu: "..."
Is the room in this tavern so poorly soundproofed?
Spades opened his eyes, and instead of quarreling with Bai Liu, who was still pretending to be asleep, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed with little movement, turned his head to the side and put his ear to it When it comes to the wall, you must know what the next procedure of getting married is.
Bai Liu: "..."
Yong also opened his eyes, with his eyelids slightly opened, silently staring at Spade's side face in the darkness.
The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. For ordinary people, they can't hear clearly what these two people are talking about while kissing, but between the current panel of White Willow and Spade They are not low, and the acuity of the facial features is very high, so users can hear clearly.
"Oh God! Guy, Guy, you are too...!"
Guy's laughing voice came over: "Alex, um, you slow down - contraception, I put a condom on the bedside... Hey, good boy, even if you are newly married Even at night, this must be worn."
Spades stopped moving for a second or two, and then turned around to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to get up to stop Yong.
Bai Liu turned on the desk lamp, raised her eyes and asked calmly, "What are you doing if you don't sleep?"
Spades looked at Yong: "I'm looking for a bedside condom."
Bai Liu paused for a moment: "What are you looking for?"
The voice on the other side of the wall suddenly became high-pitched: "Oh my God! Guy—you're putting it on with your mouth——God!"
"Used to wear." Spades instantly understood how to use this thing, and stared straight at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help—"
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "Impossible."
Spades looked at Bai Liu: "Why not?"
Bai Liu took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
Yuan realizes that spades cannot be fooled so easily again.
Bai Liu turned his eyes away, his neck turned red almost to the naked eye, and the fingers hanging by his side twitched twice, almost convulsively: "——I can use it to help you—— "
"Don't ask Tang Er to help you wear it." Spade interrupted Bai Liu without hesitation, stared at Bai Liu with the same eyes, knelt down and leaned against the wall. , sticking the lips of Bailiu very close: "I want you to come."