Half-Yokai Cultivating the Path of Immortality Chapter 5: Killing pigs
Whether it is a monk or a monster, after a little cultivation, almost everyone will not get drunk after a thousand cups.
So most of the wine the monks drank had other things added to it.
Old bee wine is golden in color and looks like honey, and the raw materials for brewing it are indeed related to bees.
It contains the venom contained in the tail needle of a fat-tailed wasp.
This kind of venom is not fatal, and the effect is very similar to that of being drunk. It can knock down even monsters in the Foundation Establishment realm.
Lu Tong drank a bowl, and at first he just felt cool and refreshing.
After a few breaths, everything from the mouth to the stomach was burning, as if a fire was lit in the stomach, and the flames came out of the mouth along the throat.
"Hu~" "Hu~"
Lu Tong and Niao Feo exhaled in unison, then picked up a large piece of pig head meat with their chopsticks.
Each wing of the bird's feathers is decorated with ten long dark feathers that are nearly one foot long. These twenty feathers are more flexible than fingers when using chopsticks.
A piece of meat slowly "slides" along the long neck of the bird's feathers from the top to the bottom.
I kept using bird-feather chopsticks, eating pig head meat and cold pork liver. I just swallowed the liver and picked up a large intestine.
"Eat slowly, this table is all prepared for you. So is the wine."
Bird Fei is extremely stingy.
At first, the two half-demon discussed that Niao Feo would open a teahouse to select fat sheep, while Hooves would be a traveling merchant looking for opportunities to recycle blood beetles.
But after Niao Feo asked about the tea fee at the rental shop, he pestered Hoof to change it.
When dividing things up afterwards, they often find various excuses to take advantage.
Niao Fei nodded and asked while eating: "By the way, which fat sheep is this time?"
"A vegetable seller is in the Malanfang you visited. He is a strong young man. Although he has never practiced martial arts, he has learned boxing. His body is not broken, and his energy and blood are very strong."
"I posted it this time!"
Unknowingly, Bird Fei had drank two bowls of wine, and a slight blush began to appear on his face.
Dahan made strong tea and placed it on the table.
Lu Tong looked at him and said, "Go to the counter and wait. If anything happens, listen to me."
"Oh."
Dahan’s pig face showed no expression, and his big eyes stared straight at a plate of pig’s trotters.
Lu Tong picked one up and handed it over, continuing to hint: "Eat quickly, don't delay the serious business."
"Okay."
Dahan took the pig's trotters and walked towards the counter while chewing them.
When Lu Tong was wondering whether Dahan understood, Dahan turned around and showed a look he had never seen before.
The whites of the huge pig eyes completely disappeared and turned completely black.
Dahan stared at the back of Bird Feather's head, and the pig's hooves in his mouth made a "click" sound.
Lu Tong felt relieved instantly.
Dahan understood.
"Bang!"
Lu Tong slammed the table and said loudly: "Come on, do it!"
"Why are you so anxious? Let's talk about that family's situation. They will be paralyzed in bed for a few days after being fed blood beetles. I just happened to come to knock on the door."
The hooves and bird feathers have cooperated many times, and they know how to scrape away the savings of the fat sheep family step by step.
First, the blood beetles were killed, and the fat sheep was bedridden by the blood beetles. At this time, Bird Feather came to sell the secret "elixir".
Wait until the person is dead, and then use the method to quietly retrieve the insects that have been filled with blood and mana.
In the end, many families died, all the money was spent, and everyone was ruined.
"Let's talk after drinking!"
Lu Tong acted like he would not talk about business unless he drank.
Niao Fei had no choice but to pick up the wine bowl and drink another full bowl.
After a while, Lao Feng finished drinking the wine.
Lu Tong drank less than half and Bird Fei drank more than half.
In addition, Lu Tong also drank a whole pot of strong tea to relieve hangover, without even pouring a cup for Bird Feather.
Lu Tong bit his tongue. It was a little numb and he couldn't feel the pain.
No more drinking.
It's time to take action.
The bird feather on the other side was a little drunk, and his eyeballs were covered with bloodshot eyes.
All the feathers on his body drooped down, and his two big wings dragged on the ground.
After Lu Tong drank the last sip of tea, he stood up from the stool, took two steps towards the corner, then staggered and fell to the ground.
"Hahaha!"
Niao Fei stretched out his neck, laughed and said: "The horse... the horse stumbled!"
Seeing that Bird Feather was not defensive at all, Lu Tong felt a little complicated.
If the two half-demon do the right thing, they might become good brothers in the future, but it's a pity...
If Lu Tong wants to practice his practice openly, Bird Feather must die!
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Bird Feather's head, shouting: "Ten! Fuck it!"
"What? Hahaha..."
Bird Feather laughed even harder, bending its long neck into a bow shape.
Lu Tong's tongue was not in control, and he shouted "Shoot it" with unclear words. Bird Fei did not hear it clearly, but Dahan heard it clearly.
Beside the counter, Dahan held a crossbow, took aim and pulled the trigger.
"Boom!"
"Ha...uh."
Bird Feather’s laughter stopped abruptly.
The dark iron arrowhead drilled into the back of the bird's head and came out of the mouth.
Lu Tong immediately rushed to the corner, grabbed a few handfuls at random, and after grabbing the rope, he directly pulled it off with force.
A large net stretched from the beam, covering the table and bird feathers underneath.
Bird Feather was lying on the table, its two-foot-long neck hanging limply.
The head hangs like a Japanese melon by the leg of the table.
Is this death?
Lu Tong stood against the wall, holding a bucket of sticky dead eagles in his hand and preparing to throw it out.
Niao Fei's body remained still for a moment, then suddenly began to struggle violently.
The huge wings of more than five feet fluttered wildly, sweeping away the tables, chairs and benches in two strokes, and the animal traps on his body were tangled in a mess.
The dark and hard crane claws scratched everywhere, leaving claw marks on the stone slabs and wood.
As the body struggled, the limp neck and head were tossed around.
There was a loud "ding-ding-ding-boom" sound in the teahouse.
Lu Tong quickly threw the sticky eagle away.
A large bucket of black oil poured down, and the bird's feathers fluttered a few more times, covering its whole body with black oil.
The thick black oil stuck off large pieces of feathers, and the fluttering movements of the bird's feathers became smaller and smaller, until finally its legs were in the air and stuck to the ground.
Only two claws were left, clawing wildly in mid-air.
Lu Tong picked up the bow and arrow beside him.
Bend the bow, nock an arrow, and use magic power to activate the talisman behind the arrow.
The three-foot-long handleless air sword quickly condensed and wrapped around the arrow.
As Lu Tong let go, the arrow and sword flew out together, accurately hitting the bird's belly, leaving only the arrow feathers exposed.
Shooted three arrows in succession and hit the target.
The fluttering speed of Bird Feather's legs became slower and slower, and finally stopped after nearly a cup of tea, standing still in mid-air like two dead branches.
Dead.
Lu Tong took a long breath.
As he exhaled this breath, all the strength in his body was completely dissipated. His hands became weak uncontrollably, and the longbow fell to the ground.
He sat down on the ground, his heart began to beat violently, and his throat became clogged.
At this moment, Lu Tong felt a sense of fear from the bottom of his heart.
For the first time he killed with his own hands, he deeply realized that this world was completely different from his previous life.
This is a cruel world without any cover, where the weak prey on the strong.
There was silence in the teahouse, except for Lu Tong's breathing.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, making a "bang bang bang" sound, and the door panel began to shake.
"Who?"
Lu Tong was so frightened that he stood up against the wall.
A deep voice came from outside: "What happened, do you want help?"
Then another woman's voice cursed: "Horse hooves! The clanging clanging in the middle of the night~IndoMTL.com~ is preventing anyone from sleeping!"
The sound of blacksmith Liu from the nearby blacksmith shop.
And Aunt Dian from the noodle stall next door.
"It's okay..."
Lu Tong hurriedly thought of an excuse to deal with the neighbors outside.
"The table fell over..."
"I drank some wine...that..."
"The pig is being killed!"
"The pig ran away and broke the tables, chairs and benches."
The more Lu Tong spoke, the smoother he became. His heartbeat returned to normal and his strength returned. He greeted Dahan: "Dahan, drive the pig over here."
Dahan didn’t know why, so he opened the backyard curtain and shouted.
The remaining fat pig trotted into the teahouse.
Lu Tong staggered over, picked up the short knife used to cut dried beans, and stabbed the pig's neck with one knife.
The half-foot-long dagger was stabbed in to the handle.
The big fat pig screamed "ouch" and slammed into the counter.
A big hole was knocked out of the wooden counter.
"Killing pigs in the middle of the night, you have gone crazy!"
"You started a butchering business in a teahouse. I will report you to the Baiyuanyuan tomorrow!"
"Do you want help?"
People outside heard the pigs braying without any suspicion.
Lu Tong stabbed the big fat pig to death with several knives, and said outside breathlessly: "Tomorrow the store will serve braised pork, let's all come and try it. It doesn't cost any money, just... just treat it as an apology to the neighbors!"
It was quiet outside for a while, and various voices sounded:
“Hey, shopkeeper, you’re cool!”
"I can hear you clearly, don't even think about defaulting tomorrow!"
"Shopkeeper, when will it open tomorrow?"
"..."