Goddess Cultivation Plan Chapter 56: Drunk
Lin Jin stood on the balcony with a helpless expression, leaning on the railing and playing with her mobile phone. Occasionally she raised her head to glance at the two people who were drinking and chatting on the floor of the dormitory.
So, how long do they plan to drink?
The snacks and drinks were also delivered through takeaway. Wu Min and Xiao Ling seemed like brothers they had not seen for many years. At first, they were still criticizing Chen Shiqi’s mother for discriminating against outsiders, but later they started to discuss it while chatting. Where can there be such a topic as a sitting lady near the school?
You were forced to break up just now and you want to cry and feel uncomfortable? How long has it been since the topic turned to the lady sitting on the stage?
The corner of Lin Jin's mouth twitched, she didn't understand Wu Min's brain circuit at all, and according to Xiao Ling, he, who was just eighteen years old in his freshman year, had actually gone to find him once with his classmates when he graduated from high school... …Now he is still imparting his experience to Wu Min.
Holy shit, Xiao Ling’s thinking is also very abnormal, okay?
Sighing lightly, Lin Jin didn't know if Wu Min and Xiao Ling would complete the task if they drank like this, but even if it couldn't be completed, Wu Min had no reason to get angry and snap himself, right? He was so drunk that he almost lay down, and he was so angry that he probably couldn't even stand up. He would probably just lie down on the ground with cigarette ashes as a bed and fall asleep.
Lin Xin suddenly walked out of his dormitory. After he walked into the bathroom and ran the water, he casually glanced at Lin Jin's dormitory and was stunned for several seconds.
"What's wrong with them?"
"Who knows, one was heartbroken, and the other said he wanted to persuade her, and then the two started drinking." Lin Jin looked at Lin Xin helplessly, "I don't dare to go back now, it smells like cigarettes and alcohol. , so disgusting."
"Don't you smoke too?" Lin Xin seemed to have nothing to do, so he simply stood next to Lin Jin, leaning against the railing in the same position as Lin Jin, "Go to my dormitory to play on the computer, just play on Xiao Ling's computer. ."
"No, I'm afraid his computer will be full of messy yellow stuff."
Of course Lin Jin’s words are not unfounded. When he was out of curiosity and fiddled with Cao Jianlai’s computer, he found a lot of ***, and they were super heavy-mouthed ones. If he had dug a little deeper at that time For example, if you change the hidden display settings of the folder, you might be able to see more than ten gigabytes of seeds hidden in his computer hard drive.
"Who asked you to look into other people's computers?" Lin Xin sighed, "It's a tort for you to peek into other people's privacy. I can sue you if I have evidence, okay?"
“Everyone has curiosity!” Lin Jin straightened her waist confidently, “And I’m not peeking, I usually look openly in front of others!”
We chatted for a while, and then Lin Xin brought up Dota, which Lin Jin had not played for a long time. Lin Jin immediately got the topic, and started chatting with Lin Xin happily, and the two started Let’s talk about various coordination tactics in Dota, and plan to try out the tactics that only appear in the video highlights.
Lin Jin was imagining that her and Lin Xin's tactics could be used in the game later to perform operations such as killing vegetables and killing one versus five, when she suddenly heard Lin Xin say.
"They both lay down..."
He twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at the dormitory, which was almost full of wine bottles: "These two are pretty good drinkers."
Lin Jintian shamelessly boasted: "Actually, I'm also a pretty good drinker, right? When I graduated from high school, I drank the whole class down by myself. I just don't like drinking, so I don't drink often."
After bragging, he didn’t care about Lin Xin’s questioning eyes. He still had to do what he had to do. Lin Jin walked directly into the dormitory, bent over and put the wine bottles into the wine box one by one, planning to wait for school in the evening. When there is no one on the street, take these bottles out and exchange them with the boss for some money.
Lin Xin was quite self-conscious and brought a bucket broom in to clean the room. However, he had never smoked and could not adapt to the strong smell of tobacco and alcohol in the dormitory. The smell was so disgusting that he retched in waves.
"What will you do when you have dinner with the boss after you are such a good person? Why don't you give any face to the boss when he toasts you and gives you cigarettes?" Lin Jin didn't mean to sympathize with him at all. She packed up the wine bottles and put the wine box in the box. Put it in the corner, and then sat down on Wu Min's table with his legs crossed. He watched Lin Xin bending down to sweep the floor, and kept pointing, "There! There is a cigarette **** in the corner over there! There is also a cigarette **** in the corner!" This, my feet are full of soot."
"Holy shit! Why do you talk so much nonsense about sweeping the floor for you?" Lin Xin threw the broom away in dissatisfaction and said, "I'm going to play games, you can solve these two problems yourself."
"Hey, don't!"
Lin Jinke couldn't figure out how to move these two pieces of meat to the bed alone, but thinking about it carefully, it seemed that two people couldn't do it. She was stunned for a moment, then she didn't try to persuade Lin Xin who walked out of the dormitory, and frowned. Frowning, he picked up the broom he had just thrown aside and tidied up the messy dormitory.
"So the mission should be considered completed, right?" While sweeping the floor, Lin Jin took out his phone and glanced at it, but found that there was still no prompt to complete the mission, "Isn't this considered a consolation success? Wu Min was obviously quite happy just now. Looks like."
Lin Jin was talking to himself, but suddenly he saw Wu Min sleeping on his side on the ground, crying silently while sleeping.
"Ouch." Lin Jin scratched his already long hair irritably, "You can still cry after drinking so much. Shouldn't you just fall asleep without even dreaming after drinking like this?"
According to Lin Jin’s experience~IndoMTL.com~, after drinking two or three bottles, she can close her eyes and kick her legs, and then sleep without dreams until the next day, and her head will hurt.
After tidying up the dormitory a little, Lin Jin was helpless about the two lumps of meat lying on the ground. The two of them really slept on the "ash bed", and there were many cigarette butts on the bed. It was not She didn't want to move them away and sweep them away, but the two of them refused to move after sleeping to death. Lin Jin's strength was only barely strong in the first place, and now that she became a woman, she was even weaker.
Wu Min weighed at least 150 pounds, and Xiao Ling looked quite thin, but Lin Jin had no choice but to give up after trying it. This guy weighed at least 140 pounds, and he couldn't drag him. Besides, if he used too much force, In order to wake them up, it is still uncertain whether these two people will suddenly become drunk and crazy.
"Hey, Lin Jin." Lin Xin suddenly appeared outside the dormitory again, and brought his two roommates to stand on the balcony looking inside, "I asked them to come over to help, the four of us should be able to Throw them to bed."
"That's okay." Lin Jin originally planned to give up on them. Anyway, they did it on their own. They had to drink and sleep on the ground in the middle of winter. She wouldn't blame her if they caught a cold.
"Tear off their clothes first and then throw them on."
Cai Jianlai walked in directly, took off Wu Min's clothes cleanly, and turned to the fat Pan Zhe who was still watching from the balcony to help him.
One of these two guys is tall and strong, and the other is very strong. It is not too difficult to carry Wu Min, but it is a lot of trouble to move him to the bed, but there are Lin Jin and Lin Xin. With help, after a long time of effort, Wu Min was finally sent back to bed.
So, how can I complete my temporary task?