Gamers Are Fierce Chapter 341: Basketball
“Back to the topic, the protagonist of this family-hunting story is a nigga. Their family lives by growing cotton for others.”
“Cotton…” Faust thought for a while and closed his mouth decisively.
“What about this Nico, he has lost his mother since he was a child.”
“His mother died?” Faust asked subconsciously.
“No, I was arrested.”
“What happened? Who took him?” Faust asked.
“Well, in fact, Nico’s parents are a pair of **** men.”
“This is so correct.” Faust said with a gesture, and after saying that, he felt that what he said might be inappropriate, and he closed his mouth decisively.
He actually wanted to ask, since Nego’s parents are **** men, where did Nego come from.
But this is even more incorrect, and even more impossible to ask.
However, Li Ang seemed to see through what he was thinking, and said with a smile: “Ni Ge didn’t buy a soda for delivery or pick it up from a **** heap. His father was swimming by the river one day and found floating from upstream. A large watermelon was salvaged and cut open, and found a 1.8-meter-tall baby wading inside.”
Faust, an ordinary town resident of Hamelin Town, has not heard Momotaro’s story, but this does not prevent him from complaining, “A 1.8-meter-tall baby, does this protagonist have giant blood?”
Li Ang sneered and gave him a sideways look, “What? You discriminate against giants?”
“No, no, I dare not.” Faust shook his head like a rattle. Under the rule of Her Majesty the Snow Queen, those things that used to be considered “monsters” and “Warcraft” are now possessed. human rights.
In the capital city of Loen Kingdom, there are also numerous ‘small-scale intelligent life group rights protection committees’ to fight for the rights and interests of goblins, trolls, trolls, kobolds, cannibal griffins and other species .
Discrimination against kobolds, like discrimination against African-American residents, is a felony in the current Ruen Kingdom.
“It’s good to not discriminate.”
Li Ang nodded and continued: “This little brother, his father is the son of a local tribal chief, and his mother is a commoner of the tribe. The couple is very loving,
But the chief’s concept is narrow and extreme, and he captured his father, so that the couple could not be together forever.
So in fact, it was his father who was taken away, and his father was his mother. “
“What’s all this mess?!” Faust’s eyes twitched, not knowing what expression to make.
“That’s what’s going on anyway,” Li Ang spread his hands out, “His mother told Nico since he was a child that no matter what, he must find his father.
So Ni Ge practiced various martial arts since he was a child, and he became a good cotton planter in the village at a young age. “
“So what is the connection between martial arts and cotton growing!” Faust has subconsciously started to complain automatically.
“This year, Nico finally turned eighteen years old. He felt that he was capable of going on a great adventure to find his father from his grandfather and grandfather.”
“It’s not easy.”
“Of course.” Li Ang said, “Before leaving, Nico got a few magic weapons from his mother, namely watermelon, watermelon, and a watermelon.”
“Isn’t it all watermelon?”
“It’s not the same.” Li Ang said eloquently: “The three watermelons have different functions. One watermelon is big and round, and the inside is hollow. You can get into it at night and use it as a sleeping bag.
A watermelon is round and flat, firm and solid, and can be thrown as a flying cake as a weapon if necessary.
A watermelon is square and flat, and it is very tough. It can be hung around the waist as an African drum, and can be beaten and sung while walking on the road. The repertoires sung are also very rich, such as “I Really Want to Plant Another Five Hundred Years” and “Fetching Cotton from the West”. “
According to the traditional crosstalk routine, at this time, Faust should say, “Well, then you can give us a piece of this song.”
However, Faust was neither a professional, nor dared to ask any more questions, so he could only stare blankly at the sky, pretending that nothing happened.
It’s just that Li Ang’s non-cooperation doesn’t affect Li Ang’s performance alone.
As soon as he patted the table, he began to sing songs with various theme songs of Journey to the West, something like “Niko Nigo, you are amazing, the cotton farm can’t hold you down, grape soda really quenches your thirst.”
“Slave ship, the ship is over the west, carrying Henigo and three Mexicans, working in the plantation, working all day until sunset~”
Faust swears that if it weren’t for the fact that he might not be able to beat the opponent, he would have to fight this oriental monk (to prove that he has nothing to do with racism)
After Li Ang finished singing, he continued: “Little Nico just sang this song to strengthen himself, while getting on the slave ship to Loen Kingdom.”
“Wait a second,”
Faust couldn’t help but ask, “Why did he get on the slave ship? Didn’t he go to find his father?”
Li Ang spread his hands, “Yes, his father came to this land on a slave ship a long time ago, responding to the talent introduction plans in various regions, and he has had a good life.”
“…”
Faust had a constipated look on his face, and he didn’t know what to say next.
“Little Nico heard that his father found a good job in an institution somewhere in the north of Loen Kingdom.”
Li Ang said with a smile: “The person in charge of that agency ~IndoMTL.com~ has a very good heart. He thinks that the current African-American residents can’t live on allowances alone, they have to find a way to learn something, have a good skill, and be able to make money. To support the family and provide a better educational environment for the children.”
“Well…”
Faust hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, “…It sounds pretty normal.”
At this point in the story, it has already intersected with the world of script tasks, and Faust was unsure how to answer the other party for a while.
“You think so too.” Li Ang waved to all the onlookers, “You may not have heard of that institution,
What about them, exactly the same as the original plantation model,
It also allows African-American residents to sell labor for white men day and night to make money, and African-American residents who do well can be freely bought and sold and shipped to other institutions. “
“It’s impossible!”
Faust said decisively, “Under the call of Her Majesty the Snow Queen, no one can oppress African brothers and sisters, let alone buy or sell them.
Even if there is such a thing, it will definitely be opposed and attacked by everyone, it is impossible to exist! “
“I don’t understand.”
Li Ang said with a smile: “The name of the organization that, like the plantation, relies on African-American workers to sell their labor to make money is NBA,
The full name is Basketball, which is a commercial organization that specializes in hiring people to play basketball. “