Fix Smile Order Chapter 28:

Because an underage lion cub went on the roof beam, Zheng Shaofeng felt that he was a little short of breath, but it was instinct. He jumped off the beam and clapped his hands, “I’m sorry, I lost my way.”

The soldiers are full of evil spirits, and this kind of aura makes Tangtang very uncomfortable. It didn’t lower its vigilance against him, and began to growl in a low voice, although it really wanted to pounce on him and knock him down, but… well, the combat power is not strong enough, so it can only be warned first.

Tan Lingyin raised her foot and stepped on Tangtang’s head, “Tangtang, please respect the commissioner.”

Zheng Shaofeng bared his teeth, “You… can you respect it first, it’s a lion!”

Tangtang is very aggrieved. It withdrew from Tan Lingyin’s feet, turned its head to the corner and squatted, turning its **** towards them.

The hair on its body has grown, but it is only a short layer and not yet complete. Tang Tianyuan didn’t understand how Zheng Shaofeng could see its essence through such a phenomenon. He always felt unreliable, “How can you be sure that it is a lion?”

Zheng Shaofeng is unpredictable, “I recognize the eyes of a lion.”

…It sounds like a dream.

And Tan Lingyin didn’t believe him at first. Although the imperial envoy is very knowledgeable, it is not that she has never seen a lion. The people squatting at the door, dancing during the festivals, and the Buddha painting Manjushri and the old man riding are all lions, and Tangtang is obviously not the same species as them.

But then again, she hasn’t seen what a real lion looks like. Lions are not like tigers, leopards, etc. Such beasts are very rare in Middle-earth, so how could they appear here?

Zheng Shaofeng firmly believes in his own judgment.

The three held a seminar on the spot to discuss what kind of species Tangtang is. Tan Lingyin thinks it is a dog or a wolf, Tang Tianyuan thinks it is a big lynx, Zheng Shaofeng said: If it is not a lion, my surname is yours.

The three of them are fighting hard. Tangtang was lying on the corner of the wall, sometimes turning her head to look at them.

Stupid humans.

“No cat or dog is born with teeth. It doesn’t have teeth because it is still young and is still breastfeeding.” Zheng Shaofeng explained.

Tan Lingyin defended, “There used to be a man in my hometown who was born without legs.”

“Where is your hometown?” Tang Tianyuan asked suddenly.

“I—” Tan Lingyin almost blurted out, but fortunately she responded quickly. The county magistrate is too cunning.

Zheng Shaofeng’s attention was on Tangtang, “Tell me first, where did this little thing come from?”

Tan Lingyin told the truth. Zheng Shaofeng slapped his hand and his eyes lit up, “That’s right! More than two months ago, the embassy of the slow Baza country came to the DPRK, and the fleet was about to arrive at Songjiang Mansion. Suddenly, a storm was encountered, and the king of the slow Baza was lying on the spice. I survived by luck on the wood, do you remember this?”

Tang Tianyuan nodded, “Of course, it’s written in the Dibao.”

“I heard from the emperor that there was originally a pair of lions on the boat. The fleet was at sea for many days, and the lioness gave birth to four cubs on the way. Unfortunately, the boat capsized and the lions were swept away by the waves. Now. The emperor was very depressed when he said this, because the empress and the little highness have never seen a lion, and they really want to see it. This little lion is a big fortune teller and can escape.”

Daqi is a foreign country, and foreign embassies often come to pay tribute. These embassies especially like to send some rare birds and beasts, such as white peacocks, huge tortoises, and long necks. Unicorn beast, wait. It doesn’t seem surprising that the slow Baza sends the lion.

In this way, the bizarre question of “Why do lions appear in Tongling County” can be explained. Tang Tianyuan didn’t believe it before, that is, he had this question. Now that he explained it, he believed it a little bit.

But he still has a question, “Have you ever seen a lion?”

Zheng Shaofeng replied, “Yes, I once fought with a little prince in Mongolia, and he raised one. That man is not a thing, he feeds human flesh to a lion.”

Tang Tianyuan and Tan Lingyin felt chills.

Zheng Shaofeng said to Tan Lingyin, “You can dedicate this little lion to the emperor. The emperor has always been responsive to the queen. Now that the queen wants to see the lion, if you do what you like, there will definitely be benefits.”

Tan Lingyin glanced at Tangtang in the corner. She feels that doing things can’t just think about the benefits. Tangtang was just picked up from the seaside, and looks a little strange, not necessarily a lion. If she dedicates Tangtang to the emperor, and the emperor finally finds out that it is a dog at all, and makes him humiliated in front of his wife, then she will live to the end.

Besides, she doesn’t want to give Tangtang to others.

Tang Tianyuan has another concern: lions can eat people…

He suddenly remembered that Tangtang did have a preference for blood, and there was a kitchen clerk who complained that Tangtang stole the pig’s blood in the kitchen. Eating raw blood when you have no teeth and waiting for teeth to grow in?

Thinking of this, Tang Tianyuan intends to persuade Tan Lingyin to send Tangtang away quickly. But he turned his head and saw Tan Lingyin’s reluctant look at Tangtang, and he hesitated. Tan Lingyin is a person who can sell her integrity for money, but at this moment, she is reluctant to sell Tangtang with great benefits in front of her, which shows how much she likes this little thing.

Tang Tianyuan couldn’t speak.

Actually, imagine a pretty girl with a majestic lion, it’s pretty fun too.

Okay, although Tangtang doesn’t have anything to do with the word “majestic” right now.

Zheng Shaofeng saw the reluctance of the two. He just suggested that it is none of his business whether to donate or not, so now he just reminds them that lions are fierce beasts and are naturally bloodthirsty.

Tan Lingyin felt that it would not be too late for Tangtang to grow teeth.

Zheng Shaofeng has a restless temperament. After being locked in the house for a while, he wants to go out to play again. He asked Tan Lingyin what good places to go here, and Tan Lingyin introduced it carefully, and volunteered to take him there.

Tang Tianyuan frowned, “Once the prefect of Chizhou learns about this, he will definitely come non-stop. To avoid any complications, you should leave early.” Hurry up…

Zheng Shaofeng waved his hand, “Don’t worry, he won’t be here today,” he looked at Tan Lingyin, “Let’s go, Master Tan, let’s go out for a walk.”

Tan Lingyin wagged her tail to guide him.

Tang Tianyuan was worried and followed. He grabbed Zheng Shaofeng and whispered, “You don’t want to mess with my county government.”

Zheng Shaofeng was furious, “What’s the matter with flowers and weeds, I just broke up in love, don’t you say which pot can’t be done if you don’t open it?”

“It’s been more than half a year since you fell out of love.”

“It’s weird, which flower did I mess with which grass? I just came to your place less than two hours ago, and the only woman I know is—” Zheng Shaofeng said here, suddenly looking at Tang Tianyuan, “Ah! I understand. I’m still wondering, why are you a master, why are you a girl, so you…”

Tang Tianyuan interrupted him quickly, “Don’t talk nonsense.”

“Good you Tang Tianyuan, the rabbits don’t eat the grass on the edge of the nest, you actually…”

“Shut up!”

Zheng Shaofeng saw that he was annoyed, he quickly slapped the folding fan on his lips, and shut up decisively. He was a little surprised. It wasn’t that he never made this kind of joke before. It was even more exaggerated than this. Which time has he been angry. Tang Tianyuan’s temperament is a little deserted, and anger is definitely a rare emotion that requires energy for him.

Tan Lingyin did not hear the conversation between the two of them. She led the way in front of her and turned her head to have a word with the imperial envoy, but found that they had fallen far away, so she turned back and asked, “Sir, where do you want to go?”

“To be honest, I’d love to meet someone.”

“Oh? Who do you want to see?” Tan Lingyin was very curious, who has such a big face that the well-known Tang Tianyuan can be remembered.

Zheng Shaofeng replied, “I heard that Miaomiaosheng is in Tongling County.” After that, he looked at Tang Tianyuan with a special look.

Tang Tianyuan now regrets tinkering with Zheng Shaofeng. He said, “Miao Miaosheng is not in Tongling County.”

Zheng Shaofeng doesn’t believe it.

Tan Lingyin was nervous for a while, and asked carefully, “Sir, are you looking for Miao Miaosheng… are you here to seek revenge?”

He is quite self-aware, Tang Tianyuan glanced at Tan Lingyin with a half-smile.

“Seeking revenge? No, no,” Zheng Shaofeng shook his head quickly and smiled, “I have read his books, and I think he is very talented.”

Tan Lingyin’s eyes lit up instantly. Tang Tianyuan suddenly felt blocked.

“Sir, don’t you think what she wrote is abrupt to you?” Tan Lingyin was still worried.

“How come, I have always been very tolerant towards talented people.” Anyway, it’s not me who arranged it hahaha…

Tan Lingyin was elated, Tang Tianyuan praised her for her talent hehehe… She said, “Sir, I’m actually uuuuuuuuuuuu…”

Tang Tianyuan resolutely covered her mouth, he nodded to Zheng Shaofeng, “Excuse me.” After saying that, he dragged Tan Lingyin out.

Zheng Shaofeng touched his chin and said to himself, “The more we look, the more we look like a couple.” He was curious about the relationship between the two, so he secretly followed. Good martial arts is an advantage, as long as he wants to hide, ghosts can’t find it.

It was too hot outside, so Tang Tianyuan dragged Tan Lingyin to the shade of a tree.

Tan Lingyin was very upset, “What are you doing!”

Tang Tianyuan said coldly, “Tan Lingyin, don’t go too far.”

Tan Lingyin was dissatisfied, “Why am I being too much? It’s obvious that Tang Tianyuan values ​​my talent, what’s your business?”

Zheng Shaofeng felt a little chaotic. Tang Tianyuan in Master Tan’s mouth should be referring to his fake, right? But when did he say that he valued Master Tan’s talent? He just said… Hey wait, is Master Tan the legendary Miao Miao student?

What a magical world…

Tang Tianyuan’s words confirmed Zheng Shaofeng’s guess, “Miao Miaosheng! I solemnly tell you that Tang Tianyuan hates you very much!”

It’s really a wonderful life! Miao Miaosheng is a woman, and she is also a teacher to Tang Tianyuan! This is fate ah ah ah! To say that there is nothing between these two people, the Jade Emperor is not happy! Zheng Shaofeng covered his mouth in shock to prevent himself from laughing. Because he was too excited, his other hand clasped the branch next to him tightly, almost pinching a hole in the thick branch.

Tan Lingyin naturally didn’t believe Tang Tianyuan’s words, she sneered with her hands on her hips, “Tang Feilong, admit it, you are just jealous of me.”

Tang Tianyuan was very happy, “What am I jealous of you? Do you have anything to be jealous of, shameless?”

“I have seen the characters written on your official document. They are very similar to Tang Tianyuan’s big characters. Not only the strokes are imitated, but also the charm.”

Tan Lingyin is very talented, and it is fortunate that she has seen only four big characters with Tang Tianyuan’s signature, otherwise she would have recognized Tang Tianyuan by handwriting.

Tang Tianyuan is not stupid, he has already hidden all the calligraphy written by himself to prevent this woman from seeing it again.

Anyway, Tan Lingyin thought it was crooked, very crooked, she sneered again, “So, you also admire Tang Tianyuan. Oh, maybe not only admiration, you just have a crush on him!”

“You…!”

Hey, hahaha, Tang Tianyuan has a crush on Tang Tianyuan! This girl is so talented, she does a great job!

Seeing Tang Tianyuan shriveled like this, Zheng Shaofeng laughed almost convulsively on the top of his head. He grabbed the branch tightly, trying to hold it. It’s a pity, he managed to hold it, but the branch couldn’t hold it any longer, and it broke with a crunch under his clutches.

This branch is unlucky enough. It grows to the thickness of the wrist, and if it is broken, it will be broken.

The two below were arguing, rolling up their arms and rolling up their sleeves to prepare for a big fight. The result was good, and I don’t know which grandson with no public morality actually threw the tree branches, and it was such a big tree branch!

Seeing that the big tree smashed down according to Tan Lingyin, Tang Tianyuan broke out in a cold sweat.

The author has something to say: Slow Baza is today’s Mombasa. A unicorn with a long neck is a giraffe.

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