Empress with no Virtue Chapter 73: Trouble
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In the past few days, the most hotly debated topic among the people in the capital is not the confiscation of the family by the uncle, nor the envoys of the Three Kingdoms Peace Conference coming to the capital, but the empress empress who was reincarnated by the Nine Heavens Xuannv.
Dingshun Teahouse is one of the largest teahouses in the capital. It is packed with guests these days. The people who go there are not just to ask for tea, but to support Liu Junxian, the "best drinker in the capital".
The stories of storytelling and opera are full of plots on the left and right. It is also common for one story to change its name and place and become another one. If anyone has a fresh and interesting story and is good at telling it, then fine, just wait and collect the money.
This Liu Junxian, I don’t know where he got a new story. It’s about the current empress, and it’s also related to the emperor’s northern expedition. With his bright and fast mouth, he talked about the empress's wits against the barbarians, which made people laugh. He talked about the fierce fighting on the battlefield, which was very exciting. When he talked about the military might of the Qi army, it was even more pleasing to the people. His story is divided into five parts. After telling the first part on the first day, there were many repeat customers and many new customers coming to listen the next day. After talking about the second scene, there were many more guests. From then on, the number of guests gradually increased, and by the time of the last scene, the teahouse was already full of people, and there were many skilled people who couldn't squeeze in, so they opened the windows to listen. Looking outside, it was quite funny that there were many people hanging out in the usually neat and luxurious teahouse.
After finishing the first round of telling this story, Liu Junxian started telling it from the beginning. He told it once a day, and there were no shortage of guests. Yes, there are so many people in the capital, and some people can't hear everything. Moreover, once a story becomes a classic, even if everyone knows the plot, as long as the storyteller is good at it, they will always like to listen to it.
As a result, the teahouse owner's business was booming, and Liu Junxian made a fortune because of this, so there is no need to go into details.
Let’s talk about Liu Junxian’s colleagues. After hearing Liu Junxian’s story, they also started talking about this book. Just because the skills are not as good as others, listeners love to listen to the original version, and only those who can't squeeze into Dingshun Tea House, or don't have much spare money, listen to their remakes, and they feel that they are short of a head. But it doesn't matter, books are dead and people are alive, so why not just compile individual stories now. Since everyone likes to hear about the Queen, we will make up more stories about the Queen.
After trying it this way, there are indeed many people who like it. Other families followed suit and used their imaginations to shape the queen in different directions. There are some that take the realistic route, some that are romantic, and some that are magical, to name a few.
Just like that, a craze for the Queen and the Empress suddenly spread in the capital. Not to mention the storytellers, even the street vendors and the seven-year-old urchins in the school could all say a few words about the Empress. feat. What about the three empresses playing Uratu, the three empresses inviting Guanyin, the three empresses beating the white-bone demon (some people really believe it), or about the romance between the empress and the emperor, using some obscene words from other books. The listeners also found it interesting, and no one asked the embarrassing question of why there was only one maid beside the queen and one **** beside the emperor.
Books and plays are not divided into different families. Seeing this, some opera troupes began to make plays about the Queen's Empress, which naturally caused another craze. There are four most powerful theater troupes in Beijing, known as the Four Troupes. Among them, the Double Happiness Troupe is the strongest and has the largest audience. The best Xiaodan singer in this Double Happiness class is a fat man named Chang Xiaoyuan, who can be said to be the best Xiaodan performer in Beijing. The opera about the Queen Empress was the most popular one he sang, and the venues were full. Once, Liu Junxian went to the Double Happiness Class to listen to Chang Xiaoyuan's opera. The name of the opera was very good, "Dragon and Phoenix Show Prosperity". Every time Chang Xiaoyuan opened her mouth, the audience burst into applause. Liu Junxian listened to the incomparable singing voice and looked at the chubby empress on the stage. He didn't know whether this approach beautified or vilified the empress.
Liu Jun felt quite uneasy at first. After all, the emperor had entrusted him with the errand, and he couldn't say how well he would handle the errand. So he found the path Ji Wu Jiu left for him and met the Holy Spirit. After hearing the report, Ji Wu Jiu was greatly delighted. He immediately rewarded Liu Junxian with many things, and immediately found a few Jurchen prisoners who behaved poorly and charged them with spreading rumors and causing trouble, so as to echo the popular rumors.
A few days later, Ji Wu Jiu personally wrote a plaque with the words "The book shocked everyone" and asked the **** Ouchi to lead a procession of honor guards and deliver it to Dingshun Tea House with a lot of fanfare. The owner of the teahouse has specially set up a spacious place for Liu Junxian to tell stories. At this time, the plaque of the imperial book was hung, which was really a sight. Even the first and second-rank officials of the court came to pay homage to the royal pen. To be honest, although Ji Wu Jiu was good at calligraphy, he didn't like to show off, so he was rarely rewarded with calligraphy. Many important officials in the court had never had this honor, but at this time, an ordinary storyteller got it. I really envy others.
Since then, Liu Junxian has become the well-deserved number one storyteller in the world, and the hanging of storytellers on plaques has become a unique tradition of the old Liu family.
When the Queen was becoming famous, His Majesty the Emperor encountered the first scandal in his life.
That's it. He has been to Cuifang Building so many times, and there will always be acquaintances who see him. He can block one mouth, but not all the mouths. Therefore, when he left Cuifang Building for the last time, he thought that he would never have anything to do with these three words again. After the quarrel, his visit to a brothel was revealed by officials.
When a man visits a brothel, he will be scolded by his own father and wife, and no one else can take care of him. But the emperor is different. To put it bluntly, once you become the emperor, don't expect anything. It would be very humane if you don't watch and record when you have **** with the Queen. Now, you actually dare to visit a brothel?
Just like that, Ji Wu Jiu was once again besieged by the officials.
And this time the situation is very different from before. Didn't I mention it before, the image of the Queen among the people has suddenly become much taller, who wouldn't give a thumbs up when mentioning the Queen? Okay, you don’t cherish such a good queen at home, but you still go to a brothel?
Actually, the emperor is supreme after all. If it were an ordinary queen, no one would dare to complain. But who made our queen the reincarnation of Jiutian Xuannv? Marrying you will completely give you face.
When Ji Wu Jiu heard this statement, he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was afraid that Ye Zhenzhen would think too much, so he told Ye Zhenzhen all the details about his visit to the brothel. After hearing this, Ye Zhenzhen was very touched and comforted Ji Wu Jiu that night.
Ji Wu Jiu tasted the sweetness, and from then on for several days in a row, he asked for comfort every night without mentioning it.
Although my wife has been coaxed, public opinion cannot sit idly by. Nowadays, ordinary people are becoming more and more courageous, and their words are becoming more and more unpleasant.
But how to deal with it? Send an edict specifically for this matter, explaining my true purpose of going to the Flower House and that I still love my wife very much and have integrity? But it can’t explain this at all...
Ji Wu Jiu thought that after a few days, the news would be over. But the Queen has a good reputation, and the emperor and the queen are tied together. Whenever people mention the Queen, they will always think of the emperor. If they say how powerful the Queen is, the next sentence will go on to lament that the emperor actually visited the Flower House, tsk tsk. . Ji Wu Jiu was relatively calm about this, but the officials were not calm and kept talking about it every day. In desperation, Ji Wu Jiu had no choice but to accept this humiliation and issued an edict, admitting that there was a problem with his lifestyle and promising to correct it, before giving up.
Someone else followed suit and came up with a bad idea, suggesting that His Majesty the Emperor's concubine in Cuifang Tower, named Hongyun, should be arrested. When Ji Wu Jiu saw the word "concubine", his eyelids twitched and he cursed the person who came up with the idea as a fool. If you want to arrest someone, you have to have a crime. What crime can Hongyun have?
But... Ji Wu Jiu narrowed his eyes. Hong Yun was not guilty. There was really a person in Cuifang House who had committed a serious crime. It was time to arrest him now.
The next day, Ji Wu Jiu ordered the Criminal Department to secretly arrest Miss Liu Yue, the leading courtesan of Cuifang House.
Girl Liu Yue was given a separate cell because she was a repeat offender. Perhaps considering that she was a weak woman, this cell was quite clean, and the warder did not put shackles on her, but just locked her up. Liu Yue was knocked unconscious and thrown in. From the moment she woke up, she opened her mouth to cry out for injustice. She repeated this every quarter of an hour, pinching every spot very accurately. Her voice was soft and sweet, and the elders outside felt very angry when they heard it.
The person who was looking after her had already been warned not to embarrass her, but also to ignore her. Fortunately, although this woman kept complaining, she didn't seek death and life. She ate without missing a beat and cherished her life very much.
After two days of this, Ji Wu Jiu came.
Liu Yue spent two days in jail and adapted quickly. She was holding on to the cell door and crying out for injustice, her face rosy and full of confidence.
Ji Wu Jiu walked into the cell and asked the jailer to bring him a chair and sit down. His sitting posture is very elegant and beautiful, which is a bit out of place in the simple cell.
Liu Yue twisted her body and walked up to him and whispered, "Master, it's you." There was a sense of familiarity and intimacy in her voice.
"It's me." Ji Wu Jiu replied.
"Sir, save me..." She suddenly knelt in front of him, looked up at him, her eyes were red, and she was about to cry.
Ji Wu Jiu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay to save you, but it also depends on whether you are sincere or not."
Liu Yue's face turned a little red and she said, "Master, as long as you can save me, you... you can do whatever you want me to do."
Ji Wu Jiu gently pushed away her hand that was resting on his knee and said, "Kang Chenglu is not dead. If you shout to the outside now, he might agree."
Liu Yue lowered her head and said, "Sir, I don't know what you are talking about."
"Do you know what it matters?" Ji Wu Jiu hugged his chest and looked down at her leisurely, "If you want to survive, you only need to tell me one thing."
"What do you want to know, Master?"
"Where is Ji Liyou?"
The author has something to say: Thank you for the delicious cherries and Gu Mubai for the mines, okay? Well, today I suddenly found out that I received a rocket launcher. I looked carefully and found out that it was given to me by my classmate Miju a few days ago. I thought it was a landmine at the time. I'm sorry, but thank you again Miju, okay~
Well, this article seems to be almost finished. I still need to fall in love, turn the love between two people into a life and death relationship, and destroy a small BOSS by the way... The BOSSs in this article are all small BOSSs, because the biggest BOSS is Huang. Sang==
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