Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 497: Wealth
"...To be honest, now I kind of understand why some people hunt visa officers."
After Ji Shanqing finished saying this, he took a long breath, took out the last thing from his pants and placed it on the dining table - the dining table that was originally large enough to accommodate six people, now has Half occupied.
One or two candles have been burned out, and there are only a few short candles left on the table, which are still weakly supporting the dark light curtain; under their full firelight, the table is full of various items. Glowing with a faint glimmer.
Lin Sanjiu did not participate, and sat silently at the back, watching the two of them take things out one by one - she originally tried her best to keep a straight face, but she finally couldn't hold on at this moment. , showing undisguised surprise.
"I have long heard that visa officers are rich, but I didn't expect it to be so rich..."
Ji Shanqing and Qing Jiuliu also sat down at the table. The candlelight reflected the faces of several people in orange; except for their faces, everything was eliminated in the darkness, including the body not far away. corpse.
——At this time, there were eleven things placed on the table.
11 items may not sound like a lot; if one visa exchanges for one thing, then the visa officers should be able to add dozens of items to their hands every time they go to a new world - even if the situation in the vegetarian world is special.
But in this way, after just traveling a few worlds, there are already too many things accumulated, and no one can remember the names of the uses of so many things; so the popular method among visa officers, When returning to the central twelve realms, most of the unused special items on hand were disposed of.
"Country bumpkins" like Lin Sanjiu don't know that staying in the twelve central realms is very expensive and continues to cost money.
Logically speaking, visa officers are fully capable of staying within the twelve central realms for the rest of their lives, but they still have to keep traveling to the outside world; not only to expand the types of visas, but also to exchange for more supplies— - There are too many visa officers in the Twelve Realms. A visa, especially the largest number of ordinary visas, cannot be sold for a good price at all.
... In other words, what is on the table at this time are the best things left after careful selection of radishes.
The first item on the left is a lacquered green birdcage half as tall as a person - it is not fair to say it is one piece, because this solid wood carved and finely crafted birdcage is now filled with various things. All kinds of sundries. No matter how detached the status of the visa officer, Luo Bao still had to wear clothes and eat. Apparently, he simply stuffed all the things he had to bring into the birdcage and used it as a suitcase.
"Why don't you hurry up and move, why are you still standing there?" Qing Jiuliu raised his chin to Lin Sanjiu, took a sip of wine from the bottle, and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment: "...Wait a minute. I’m looking at your card introduction.”
Lin Sanjiu glanced at him and was about to say something when Qing Jiuliu interrupted her.
"Okay, okay, we all know that you are colluding with us this time. It is really a big **** deal. Hurry up and turn it into a card."
Everything she wanted to say was suppressed, and Lin Sanjiu let out a breath of laughter and laughter - it was obviously a problem that she had been struggling with for a long time, but it was completely eliminated by Qing Jiuliu's few words; if she refused again, If it goes on, maybe even she will feel hypocritical.
She paused, and finally without saying a word she reached out and touched the birdcage, and an extra card appeared on the table.
[Canary’s Revenge]
Fuck you, you idiot, you are finally dead!
When the end came, a certain raised "canary" burst into joyful cheers in his heart. The years of her beauty and youth were twisted into a period of time when she was imprisoned by money and could no longer experience normal emotions; for this she resented everything - she resented the man who tried every means to prevent her from being independent, and she resented the man who tried his best to prevent her from being independent. The woman called the principal wife hates their children, is tortured by her past, fears her future, and laughs at the so-called love... Now that the end has come, everything is in ruins, but her panic and hatred are all gone. This is a huge birdcage.
Target audience: Men and women aged over 36 and under 70, children under 10, and couples of any age.
Implementation method: Take out the birdcage in front of the target object and open the door.
Effect: As long as the conditions are met, people who see this birdcage will walk into the birdcage with a blank look on their faces, curl up into a ball, and be imprisoned. However, people can only be locked up for ten days at most. After all, no one can be a canary for a lifetime - once the ten days are up, the people inside will be released no matter what.
Note: Apart from not killing the people in the birdcage, everything that can be done must be slowly discovered and tested by the owner of the birdcage. This product can also be stacked with the effects of other special items.
ps: When using it, beware that your opponent has special items or abilities that are incompatible with it.
"This..." Ji Shanqing blinked, somewhat unbelievable. "If you suddenly take this out when you are losing the battle...this is a life-saving thing."
"Fortunately none of us meet the conditions," Qingjiuru sighed.
Maybe there are too few people who take action against the visa officer, and even fewer meet the requirements, so Carrot doesn't seem to use it very much; at this time, the cage is filled with a change of clothes, dry food, water, medicine, etc. It will be needed later. of debris.
"Look at the second one," the gift bag also became excited and pushed the toothbrush to Lin Sanjiu.
It turns out it’s really just a toothbrush.
"You're sick," Qingjiuru cursed and threw the toothbrush out, "Why don't you put it in a birdcage!"
"Maybe because I can't put it down anymore," Li Bao picked up the third item, "This must be a special item."
If it were not a special item, no one would carry around a palm-sized English letter made of plastic - Lin Sanjiu raised the red "e" and couldn't figure out what it was after looking at it for a long time. Something turned it into a card with doubts.
The moment they saw the words on the card clearly, several people suddenly stood up at the same time, almost overturning their chairs——
【ebay】
Yes, you read that right, it’s the eBay you were thinking of.
How can a mere doomsday stop the progress of the great capitalists? Even if humanity perishes, today's eBay is still tenaciously surviving; it has transformed into many red plastic letters scattered around the world. Any evolver who holds this letter is an ebay user and can conduct various transactions through this letter.
How to use: When this letter is activated for the first time, a code name will be generated; even if the letter holder changes, the code name will remain unchanged, and all holders will use this code name for transactions.
Hold the letters in the palm of your hand, and the information generated by the letters will flow into the user's brain in a bioelectric way, forming a transaction picture - let's leave the specific technological issues vague. Users can upload trading items, and can also browse and search other users’ product information and purchase conditions.
So after buying a product, how do you get it?
This is really a mystery.
Due to some unknown standard, eBay's page will mark in gray those items that "I hope you can't get your hands on"; naturally, users cannot purchase these items.
As for what can be purchased, users have two choices: one is to choose "same world transaction", which can only be established when the buyer and seller are in the same world; the other is to choose "pay shipping to eBay". After paying enough shipping fee, the thing you purchased will fall out of the sky or somewhere else with a "wave" - don't ask where it came from, this is a trade secret. The same goes for selling things.
The information on the card was not actually written in detail, and I read it quickly in just a few paragraphs; but the three heads gathered together still seemed to be frozen in mid-air, and no one spoke for a long time. When the others finally reacted, Lin Sanjiu immediately held the red plastic "e" tightly and closed her eyes under the excited and dazed gazes of the other two.
...After a while, she finally opened her eyes again and let out a long breath.
"How's it going?" Qingjiuliu looked over and asked with a worried look on his face: "What did you see? Why didn't you say anything?"
The expression on Lin Sanjiu's face at this time was like a child's first visit to a candy factory - she opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something; but after hesitating for a few seconds, she finally pushed her through. plastic letters: "You'd better see for yourselves."
The other two people looked at each other.
——After winning Qingjiu Liu in the guessing game, Libao grabbed the plastic letter and held it in his fist.
This special item obviously has no race requirements. Almost as soon as he closed his eyes, an image like a screen of light lit up in his originally dark field of vision.
Besides the big word "ebay", the first thing that caught his eye was the two lines of words that appeared like the title of a film.
"Number of ebay letters: 10927."
"Current number of users: 149."
This means that there are tens of thousands of plastic letters in the apocalyptic world - but there are only 149 people who have found and owned plastic letters. Libao muttered in his heart, "It was just a little bit~IndoMTL.com~ before he turned his eyes away. Following his movements, the page slid slightly, as if sensing, the two lines on the second page were changed. The words were displayed before his eyes.
"Total number of tradable items: 203."
"The current user can trade items: 37 items."
...Next, there is a list of 37 items.
One after another, various and unbelievable items kept sliding past him as his eyes moved around the gift bag; for the first time in his one and a half year old life, he discovered one of his own Hobbies——
Online shopping.
(Thank you to everyone such as Imitating Song Dynasty Brushwork, Hua Xia Mian, Egg Tarts, Deshao Yin Vinegar Qie Shao Yin, Qiao Han, Sudai Yingning, etc., as well as Mi Ruirui, Saito Ruoki, Camille Me, Xiao Jiubu Eat fish and wait for everyone’s monthly pass! Because I have to write it in the main text, I dare not write more. To those students who have not seen the anti-theft stamp, I am starting to revise the essay, and the current progress has reached sixty chapters; when I finish all , all old chapters will be replaced in a unified way. If you want to re-read it, you can also read it, because I will change a lot of plots that you don’t like...) (To be continued.)