Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 2174: Final assessment
With a "thud", the pig in purple shorts fell heavily into the chair, and a loud stream of air blew out from the long pig nose.
The chair is obviously specially made. It is wide and large, not high from the ground, and is just suitable for a pig with a long body and short legs to fall into. The pig moved its body a few times on the thick and soft cotton cushion, raised its nose forward, and before he could say anything, Risuke hurriedly walked up to him, bent down, and trimmed its tail out, laying it on its side. On the cotton cushion.
"Is everything okay with you?" Risuke asked.
The pig arched half of it and splashed half of it in all directions.
"Damn," the pig raised his head, tea still dripping from his chin hair. "In the end, it was a wasted effort... The person died, but he died because he sneaked into the farm. Is this considered a merit of my resistance or a lack of defense? Speaking of which, it is all trouble. It seems, I won’t be able to leave for a while, and I have to continue wiping your butts on the farm.”
"If you need me for anything, just ask," Risuke, who was cleaning the table, said hurriedly, "I will take care of your worries."
The pig snorted and picked up the phone on the table without looking at him.
The phone is also specially prepared for the pig-shaped fallen species. It is probably a kind of communicator produced after the apocalypse. It does not require small human fingers, just use your hoof to pull on the jumping light curtain a few times.
In the midst of the calling tones, Zhu glanced at Risuke and raised the microphone with some difficulty, and the calling tone suddenly cut off.
"Carol?" it said into the microphone, "It's me, Fanping."
Risuke put away the towel, sat down on another wide and low chair next to the table, and lowered his eyelids.
"...Don't mention it," the pig in purple shorts listened for a few seconds, then seemed to interrupt the other party. "Looking at me calling you so soon, you knew that the plan was ruined. The woman originally said that she had nearly a hundred things on her body - yes, I know it's impossible, but even a few things will do. ——But unexpectedly, I found a piece of rubbish. If you want it, I will..."
This time it was the voice on the other end of the phone that interrupted Fanping.
Fan Ping laughed "ha" as he listened. "You don't believe it? Her body is still being thrown in the hall. You... I have collected everything! If I collect them all, I can just give you some cookie crumbs. Why should I make up a story-"
The voice on the other end of the phone also became louder, and they kept yelling for a while.
"Believe it or not," Fanping said impatiently, "Don't threaten me with this. If you suspect that I have collected something and refused to hand it over, why don't you report it to me? Your **** is clean? Yours Even if someone licks you, you won’t be able to lick it clean.”
I don’t know what the other pig said, but Fanping was irritated and amused at the same time, and laughed. "Come on, who of us is following whom? How can I still be unjust to you...Business matters, don't let others find fault with us. What exactly happened to that female companion? I know you killed him, but Why did he come to you?"
The office was quiet for a while. Honpei, who was wearing purple shorts, raised his chin towards Risuke, who took out a cardboard box from the drawer of his desk. Opening the lid, there was a large box full of various candies and snacks; he used his dexterous human fingers to peel off the wrapping paper one by one, and put the candies and snacks into the pig's mouth like running water.
"Oh? That kid is quite smart, he actually knows how to follow the 'stupid waiter'," Pig laughed, smacked the chocolate in his mouth a few times, opened his mouth again, and Risuke quickly stuffed it in again Got a piece of candy. "In the end, you followed the 'stupid waiter''s path and ended up on your farm?"
There was another blur of words in the microphone.
"Oh, he's unlucky. The things on his body..." Fan Ping was interrupted just as he started to speak. It immediately sneered and said, "Yo? You didn't get anything either? What a coincidence. Two people came in, one for you and one for me, but in the end no one got anything from them?"
Something else was said on the phone, and the pig impatiently moved its front hooves. "Don't follow me like this. You have so many defense methods, but you just used this one that you can't see alive or dead, and you can't even remove a hair? What do you mean it's the same for me... This is a special situation for me!"
They ridiculed each other back and forth for a while about whether the other party had gotten the special items, whether they had kept them for themselves, and whether they were unwilling to share the benefits. Finally, they got back to the topic: "...Okay, you Let's see what we can do about this. Oh, you also think it's troublesome to operate? Well, well, I think it's okay... If you don't say it, if I don't say it, it means these two people never came in. One more thing is worse than one less thing ...Hey, I almost forgot, what should I tell my fourth uncle?"
It paused and said: "You don't know, I made a report and borrowed [Logic] once... What you are talking about is nonsense. An evolutionist came towards me, I won't borrow it." [Logic], should I put myself on top?"
It seemed that the pig on the phone couldn't come up with any good ideas; after hanging up the phone, Fanping let out a long sigh and cursed.
"Sleeping on the dirt floor makes my back hurt..." It turned around, and Risuke walked up to it and gently squeezed its shoulder muscles. "I'm different from you. The rougher you humans are, the easier it is to make a living. I can't stand it... leaving such a big house uninhabitable for nothing, but you have to sleep on the dirt."
"I hear what you mean, just pretend that what happened today never happened?" Risuke asked carefully.
The pig thought for a while. "Yes, the more I think about it, the more I feel that we can't let them know that we have an evolved person sneaking in here."
"Why?"
"How did that woman sneak in?" Fan Ping said, "If they could sneak in, they must have destroyed our defense measures... This shows that I was not vigilant and careless. Who will be responsible for the loss?" What should I do if someone makes a fuss about me?"
"What about the fourth uncle..."
"I told my fourth uncle that I had it in my trouser pocket, but it was useless, and it was a false alarm." It thought of something, and said: "You will go and call someone who is trustworthy and has a good mouth to talk to you later. Let’s dispose of the body in the lobby on the second floor.”
As soon as Risuke responded, the phone rang again. The pig glanced at the light screen, and his whole demeanor suddenly changed. He straightened up and pressed his front hooves on the microphone. Before picking up the phone, he glanced at Risuke and asked: "You Go? Didn’t I ask you to dispose of the body? Why are you standing there?"
Risuke was stunned for a moment, then he hurriedly responded a few times and quickly left the office, not forgetting to carefully close the office door for Zhu before leaving.
Before actually picking up the phone, there was some hesitation on Fanping's pig face; he cursed Carol in a low voice for his "unbelievable **** head", then took a deep breath and picked up the phone. microphone.
"Oh, it's you!" It said meekly and attentively: "Why are you still busy working if you don't rest so late at night? How can you not pay attention to your health~IndoMTL.com~ We are all worried. ”
The voice on the microphone was very rude. He didn't pay attention to its flattery and just said a series of words quickly and urgently.
Fan Ping's shoulders relaxed and he breathed out silently.
It obviously didn’t hear anything from the microphone that really worried it. It used its front hooves to pull the snacks in the box, and its entire body became loose; only its mouth was still responding with "Well, yes, yes" He spoke in a very serious tone. "You are right, this is indeed an issue that has been pressing on my mind..."
"My helper?" It thought for a while, slapped the table and said, "No problem! I see that he is progressing quite quickly and has grown up in all aspects. He is a talented person... You Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
There was another blur of voice in the microphone.
After Fanping hung up the phone, the office was quiet for a while.
The pig didn't seem to have much work to do. He lazily flipped through a few documents and took a nap on the soft bed in the corner of the office. The five senses of the pig-shaped degenerate species were far superior to those of ordinary people. When there was no knock on the door, it was awakened by the sound of footsteps first.
Risuke was covered in dust and dirt, and those who didn't know better would have thought that he had rolled in the dirt. His eyes were evasive and he said to the pig: "Mr. Pig, I have already buried that body..."
"Don't leave in a hurry." The pig moved his front hooves generously and said: "Lean, your study and performance have been very good recently... I ask you, how do you feel about the last level? Are you ready for the assessment?"
Lean suddenly raised his head.
"Let, let me become like Mr. Pig...the final assessment?"
Oh my god, the pace is much slower than I thought. I really don’t know if I don’t write about it. Only when I wrote about it did I realize why this pig talks so much nonsense
(End of this chapter)