Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 2061: Dedicated barber
She had been tricked by the mime - the mime must have known better than anyone else that as long as she was invited to sit down, it would be difficult for her to stand up again after the timer started!
Even though these urgent and angry thoughts collided back and forth in Lin Sanjiu's mind, making her ears buzz; the barber shop was still immersed in a quiet darkness, and the only sound in the shop was The barber creature hummed softly, getting softer and softer as he walked further and further away.
The dust was stirred up slowly, and fell silently to the ground one by one.
"Quick," Lin Sanjiu shouted angrily in her mind, "hurry up and tell me, what are the fifth and sixth moves?"
"It's 'rolling on the ground like a newspaper roll'," Teacher Yi said, and Lin Sanjiu also "saw" the scene of the mime actor at that time - the mime actor who was originally standing suddenly fell down with a thud. On the ground, his hands and feet were like the tentacles under the body of a long insect, supporting him to roll quickly and skeletally to the other end of the stone road, and then quickly got up again.
"Where's the sixth one? I'm trapped in a chair and can't roll out," Lin Sanjiu urged.
She didn’t know where the barber creature had gone, what he was doing, or when he would come back. She could only look around desperately, trying to find a way to escape - one meter away on the left and right sides, there were two black sheets on each side. Half a meter away from the chair is a long mirror; to the right of the mirror is a small cabinet filled with bottles, cans, scissors and other miscellaneous items that don't look like they are useful.
"'Pull something open,'" Teacher Yi said. "He stood on the ground and made a gesture of reaching out and pulling it open, just like opening an invisible cabinet door."
At this moment, Lin Sanjiu caught a subtle sound from behind the curtain deep inside the store - she turned her head and found that the barber creature emerged from the darkness again, and the sound was exactly From the curtain pushed open by his huge head.
On his arm hung a large piece of heavy, dirty cloth soaked in dark brown stains. It took a little imagination to see that it was originally white.
Lin Sanjiu took one look at it and suddenly understood what it was used for: Before getting a haircut, wouldn’t the barber tie a cloth around the client’s body?
"The seventh one," Teacher Yi didn't dare to delay, said quickly: "It's 'crawling on all fours'——"
The scene of the mime kneeling on the ground, then putting his hands on the ground like a dog, repeatedly turning in circles, pausing, and changing directions for a long time, emerged from Lin Sanjiu's mind.
“This,” Lin Sanjiu’s eyes lit up, “maybe this can help me climb down?”
When the barber creature walked towards her, she made a prompt decision and smoothly lowered her upper body, pressing her hands on the ground - but her buttocks and legs seemed to belong to another person, lifeless and hairy. He lifted her up from the chair without any effort.
As a result, she would never be able to complete the "kneeling down" part no matter what.
"How could this happen?" Teacher Yi was anxious as if he wanted to run around in his head, "Obviously his hands fell on the ground..."
"I understand, the movement of him crawling on all fours involves lowering his upper body, so I can do this part," Lin Sanjiu said, but she tried a few times without giving up. Next, his heart was beating loudly, "But the muscles he needs to use and the way he exerts force when he kneels down are completely different from when he leaves the chair... I can't do it."
In other words, as long as it is an action performed by a mime, it is okay even if she does not complete it, but only takes part of it: for example, if the mime turns her head 90 degrees, then Lin Sanjiu can choose to turn her head 60 degrees degree; because in the process of the mime turning his head 90 degrees, there must be a point where he once "turned his head 60 degrees."
"What are you doing?"
When the sweet male voice sounded from behind, Lin Sanjiu straightened up - luckily the last part of "crawling on all fours" included "straight up".
In the mirror, the orange-like eyeballs rolled around a few times.
"Don't move around," the barber creature laughed, "If you cooperate well, I can finish my haircut earlier."
Earlier? Could it be that if you have to complete it before the countdown ends, you can leave on your own——
The dirty cloth unfolded with a roar. In an instant, Lin Sanjiu was so choked by the strong and familiar odor that he even threw away his previous thoughts; he had survived in the apocalyptic world for a long time. People, sooner or later, will smell this smell at some point, because sooner or later they will see a rotting corpse.
She watched the cloth unfold in front of her and understood what those dark brown stains were. The desire to vomit was suppressed by invisible force, and she could not even tremble; the barber creature slowly wrapped the shroud around Lin Sanjiu's neck and said: " Don’t be unhappy. Although it’s a little dirty, the customers who come here to get haircuts all use this cloth.”
He stretched out a cold and thin hand, adjusted the collar of the shroud, and said, "For example, this one."
When Lin Sanjiu raised his eyes, he saw an extra head on his shoulders in the mirror.
It was a man's head. It was unknown how it poked out from the collar of the shroud, together with her neck, and fell softly on her right shoulder; the man's face was blue and white, and his hair was white. Gray, her half-open lips seemed to have large gray and white mold spots. She had obviously been dead for an unknown period of time - but somehow, it appeared on her shoulder.
Could it be... that it was wrapped around her body together with the shroud?
"For another example, this one," the barber creature spoke again, "has the same hair quality as you, very healthy."
On the left shoulder, there is a crooked female head. She seemed to have been dead shorter than a man's head; her rough tawny hair hung down one of Lin Sanjiu's shoulders.
"Look, your hair is too short," the barber's biological hand passed across Lin Sanjiu's head, causing her to get goosebumps involuntarily. "If you want a haircut like mine, you must have hair extensions..."
Teacher Yi’s voice suddenly shrilled. "Hair extensions? He means, hair extensions from dead people's heads?"
"I want to tie all three people's hair together," the barber creature seemed to be very interested, and from the face that was so wide that it could not be seen at a glance, a completely out-of-key humming sound began to come out, " The pores need to be opened, opened, and the hair of three people can go in together, go in, and come out of the forehead..."
I don’t know when the scissors he held in his hand opened in the air with a "click" sound.
Lin Sanjiu now completely "sit back and wait for death" in a literal sense.
No matter what, you can't let him touch your hair; if you ask Teacher Yi one by one what moves he made, it will definitely be too late. Now you have to buy some time - Lin Sanjiu gritted his teeth and suddenly raised his head He raised his right hand and the dead man's head on his shoulder was tilted.
She rushed forward and made a "pull" motion.
But there was no handle in front of her for her to pull, so she stretched out her hand and pulled it back. The only effect it had was to scratch the counter in front of the mirror and sweep away a large amount of debris.
The broad and huge face on the head lowered its face in a heavy manner. "Why aren't you more careful?"
As a barber, he should be able to pack things, right?
Lin Sanjiu sat stiffly where she was, staring closely at the huge head in the mirror that made people more and more uncomfortable.
When the barber creature finally reluctantly put down the scissors and took a step towards the cabinet, Lin Sanjiu hurriedly shouted in her mind: "Quick, what's the next move? Tell me!"
The eighth action is to grab something, then round up the arms and throw it out; when the mime performs this action, he also takes a step forward with his feet to use the force - but No help on how to get out of the chair.
As if confused, the barber randomly picked up a bottle from the ground and placed it on the counter.
"The ninth one," Teacher Yi said quickly, "he lowered his waist and then did several backflips."
The barber creature lowered its huge head and looked at the ground.
"The tenth one," Teacher Yi didn't dare to delay, "he stood on the ground and kicked high into the air, and then... then as if the kick was painful, he held his feet and jumped around Two laps."
What the hell!
While Lin Sanjiu was cursing in his mind, the barber sighed and seemed impatient to pick up each item one by one. He stretched out one foot and swept everything under the chair next to him.
"Okay, let's continue," the barber creature slowly turned his head towards her, because it was so huge that second after second passed, but he was still turning his head. over. "We don't need these things anyway..."
When his scissors opened on Lin Sanjiu's head in the mirror, she was already so anxious that she was about to jump over the wall - she couldn't figure out how to stand up from the chair with these combinations of movements, because there was really no One movement could help her stand up - she just wanted to avoid the pair of scissors on her head; her body reacted very quickly, her upper body twisted, and her head, with two trembling heads on the left and right, Together, they slipped under the scissors and twisted to the side.
The next movement was almost completely subconscious, as if her body already knew what to do and was just waiting for a chance to make a decision.
Lin Sanjiu's feet, wrapped in field boots, kicked out hard and slammed into the mirror in front of them. Her legs were long, and the chair was only half a meter away from the mirror. The force of the kick immediately pushed her and the chair out, smashing them into the body of the barber creature.
The top-heavy barber creature~IndoMTL.com~ stumbled out and fell to the ground with a thud; the chair slipped out from under Lin Sanjiu, and she fell to the ground almost at the same time. The two heads seemed to be rubbing against each other, clinging to and hugging her head. She was completely resting on the woman's head, and the man's head was resting underneath.
"Great," Teacher Yi shouted, "Many movements include the 'stand up' part, hurry up!"
In fact, she didn't need to finish her words. Lin Sanjiu quickly sat up, grabbed the chest of the shroud, rounded her arms, and threw it away from the distance with the two heads.
Although her movements were restricted, her physical fitness, speed and strength were still there; when she jumped up and flew to the door of the store, her peripheral vision told her that the barber creature had just finally stood up. .
After several "clangs", despite Lin Sanjiu's strength, the door of the barber shop remained motionless, with no intention of being opened by her.
"You have been...assigned to me," behind me, the barber creature said slowly, "How can I let you go until I finish cutting my hair?"