Doomsday Wonderland: Because I updated 10 times yesterday and was exhausted, I asked for a day off today
Everyone told me before that they like to see this kind of title for leave requests. In order to meet everyone's expectations, I used it today. Alas, I don’t really want to ask for leave, but seeing everyone’s repeated requests, I find it hard to refuse, so I’ll treat it as repaying the favor to the readers.
(No joke, I didn’t mean to interrupt updates at such a critical moment. It’s really because there are too many things piled up together on Sunday. I have to read dozens of **** pages just for the material. I can’t wait to roll my eyes. Take it out, and there are all kinds of miscellaneous things piled up...)
I think I still owe you two extra episodes for the Spring Festival, so I will make up for one today. I don’t know if you are still in the mood to watch it now...
The sun is shining outside the window, the birds are chirping softly, and the lazy and soft spring is spreading in the air. Teachers are actually used to this kind of season, and half of the class at the back is fast asleep - but, forget about sleeping, why are you half curled up in your seat and burying your head in your collar?
"Kurosawa Ji! What are you doing?"
A man with black hair in the middle of the collar in the back row moved, then stopped.
"I know you heard me, don't pretend!"
The collar of the coat was torn off, and a head came out, revealing an expressionless face. Although there is no expression, when others look at it, it feels like he is criticizing the teacher for being rude - this impression was quickly confirmed by himself: "Teacher, please keep your voice down."
The teacher strode off the podium and went straight to him. When school first started two years ago, this teacher would not have been so courageous; at that time, everyone thought that Kurosawa Ji had something to do with the underworld - everyone would think so, and there was no other reason, just because He just looks alike.
Looking closer, the teacher was dumbfounded.
Under Kurosawa Ji's coat, he has a big belly. It is a round ball. The fat rises and falls softly with his breathing. It can't be covered with a textbook. It seems that although he has a good figure, he accidentally got pregnant. of... male and pregnant women.
"Have you... gained weight?" When the teacher asked this question, the whole class probably thought of the dessert snacks in Kurosawa Kagi's schoolbag.
Kurosawa Ji’s face looked ugly.
That's right. No matter how fast your metabolism is, you can't eat so many sweets without gaining weight. The teacher felt a satisfying surge of compassion and decided not to argue with him. While walking back, the teacher suddenly felt the ground beneath his feet shake, and he fell down with a thud.
What's going on?
A girl nearby bent down and reached out to help him up: "Is the teacher okay?"
"It's okay," the teacher held the girl's desk, raised her head and said, "Thank you——"
A deep pink hole suddenly opened up on the girl's face, occupying the entire face. As soon as she lowered her head, the teacher's entire arm disappeared from her face.
...Before the first scream rang out in the class, Kurosawa Ji had already jumped up with his belly in his hands. The chair he knocked over happened to block the face of a classmate who was leaning over from behind. Countless faces turned towards him. He kicked over the person who was blocking his way. He held his stomach with both hands and was very agile. The ground flickered and twisted, and he dodged out of the back door of the classroom. He stopped for half a second by the door, quickly looked in, and then immediately looked back, his face turned pale involuntarily.
The corridor was quickly filled with screams, and their class was not the only one in trouble.
At this moment, his stomach suddenly moved slightly, and a shape emerged from under the clothes, and then a dark head popped out from the collar - Kurosawa Ji held its head. , the cat lowered his waist and ran towards the stairs in small steps. As he ran, he whispered to the pregnant stray cat he picked up in the morning: "Don't make any noise, I will keep you and your baby safe, okay?"
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