Daomu Biji Chapter 50: Tombstone
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I was startled by this sudden turn of events, and then I understood it and replied with a wry smile, "Fat man, I am innocent!" The fat man's hand on my neck became heavier and heavier, and slowly became I said hoarsely, unable to breathe.
"Little innocent? There are too many little innocents in this world. How can you prove it?" The voice was still cold and did not change at all.
I spent nearly half an hour slowly telling him what I could recall about my experiences with the fat man and the oil bottle over the years. I could feel the strength of the fat man’s big hands slowly increasing. Weakened, because some of these experiences are only known to the three of us, and some, even Mengyoubo was not present. For example, when I met Fatty for the first time, he hilariously made an unforgettable pose with a big jar on his head, but it turned out that the black gold ancient sword in Menyou Ping's hand almost killed him.
In the Xisha Undersea Tomb, my saliva was used as toner and smeared on the fat man’s back, making even the bored guy laugh for the first time;
First visit to Zhangjia Drum Tower, Fatty and Menyou Ping were in danger in the lake, Fatty tied the flashlight to the fish;
Last time in the ancient building, I promised that if the fat man was willing to help me cut off Mrs. Huo’s head and take it out, I would be willing to pay 600,000 yuan. In the end, after bargaining, the deal was settled for 800,000 yuan.
The fat man kept staring at my eyes and listening until I ran out of words, then he let go and slowly lowered his head.
Suddenly he gave me a bear hug, and before I could react, he threw me to the ground. The fat man pressed me hard, his body trembling, not knowing whether he was crying or laughing.
"Why are you running here? Have you been to Banai?", the fat man said panting.
"Why are you here? Where are your shoulders?".
We spoke at the same time, asking each other questions.
"Red flags are flying all over the motherland. Fatty, let me take a look everywhere. What's wrong? Naive, your IQ is really not suitable for playing with toys like grenades. You almost killed Fatty!" The fat man rubbed his crotch and looked at the night sky and said.
"I thought you were killed by your slumped shoulders. Who would have thought that you could still be alive and kicking?" I rubbed my neck. I didn't even have to look in the mirror. It was burning. I knew that I was about to be pinched by the fat man just now. .
"How come you, a living person, tied your pants to a grave as a tombstone? Whose grave is that?" I continued to ask.
"Your underwear is the tombstone. Your whole family's underwear is the tombstone. If your underpants get wet and damp, take them off and hang them to dry," the fat man said.
"CAO, it was too dark when I took the shot on the ground. MD's nose seems to have been broken. Please take a look." The fat man said, pinching his nose and turning his head.
When I saw it, his nose was covered with flesh. I couldn’t tell whether it was broken or not, so I ignored him.
"Where are the slumped shoulders?"
"Him? Well, what about that thing? It smelled too bad and was a male. It was useless, so I buried it." The fat man said, pointing to the grave not far away.
"Then what if you were a mother...?", I said with a hint of ridicule.
"Stop talking nonsense with the fat man, get out of here!", the fat man said slightly angrily.
"By the way, haha, without Fatty by your side, your two lives are going to endocrine disorders, right? You came to see me because you missed me? But Fatty, I don't like this." Fatty didn't Smiling cheerfully.
"You can't spit out ivory from a pig's mouth, rub it!" Menyouping went to Changbai Mountain and disappeared. I can't come here. By the way, is there anything to eat? I've been eating for several days. Compressed biscuits." I sat up and patted the fat man next to me.
"Eat? Is rabbit meat okay? Shao-shao is also okay. My cave in Xianjia has everything including firewood, rice, oil and salt. It just lacks wine and women," the fat man said, rubbing his nose with his hand.
"You have been reformed through labor for a year, how come you are still so virtuous?"
When the fat man said this, he seemed to have come out of the shadow of Yun Cai's death. I was happy for him. Some things must pass, and some people will leave if they want to stay.
The fat man walked straight back to the entrance of the cave. I quickly climbed up the steep **** to get my backpack. When I walked back to the entrance of the cave, I found that the fat man was still looking at me blankly.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you dazed?", I asked.
"Innocent, there seems to be a fatal thing in the cave that has not been disposed of. With your grenade, you have to pay for your own mistakes. Hurry up," the fat man said very seriously.