Daomu Biji Chapter 49: Familiar
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I was stunned on the spot. I couldn’t believe that the fat man who was bigger than a cat actually died here. It was like opening your eyes in the morning and someone telling you that two buildings in the United States were penetrated by planes. It's unbelievable.
Fat~zi~is~dead~? What a **** international joke this is!
Grandson, don’t be ridiculous, climb out quickly, this place is too damp and not suitable for you... A surge of sadness came over me.
I rushed to Banai all the way, full of yearning and longing, but what I saw was this scene. At this time, I had forgotten that my slumped shoulders might return at any time, even if he is standing behind me now, I You can also try your best to break both of his hands, and then put grenades into his arms.
I touched the Erguotou in my backpack. I originally imagined that the scene where the fat man would doze off with me after seeing him drunk would never happen again. I gritted my teeth to prevent tears from falling out.
Damn fat man, you have been able to come out of so many desperate situations. Who would have thought that your grandson would be lying here. He came here to rescue you without his life. You are worthy of those who died here to rescue you. person? Even if you die, you have to take those slumped shoulders with you! You hung up because you didn't understand. How do you want me to explain to my brother?
Die, die, little brother may not even remember you, and in a few years I will forget you completely. You should have died at the bottom of the sea, with nothing to worry about!
I sat on the ground with my legs spread apart, twirling dirt on the ground like a child and throwing it toward the grave again and again in anger.
The dust blown back by the wind choked me so much that I suddenly sobered up a lot. I forced myself to stand up. I couldn't let my brother die inexplicably like this. Where is the slumped shoulder? I suddenly became murderous. I don’t care what your abilities are. Even if you are the reincarnation of Saddam Hussein, I will still break off your two paws and serve them as food and drinks for my brothers. At worst, it will cost me my life. Anyway, the whole world No one really wants me to live.
Biting the tip of my tongue hard, forcing myself to calm down, I quickly dived back to the steep slope, hid in my sleeping bag, and counted the grenades in my hand one by one, muttering to myself, "****, I will send you to the West in a while." .
The more you wait anxiously, the slower time will go.
Just when I was about to bite the tip of my tongue, a black figure appeared from a distance. From a distance, the man's arms were swinging uncoordinatedly on both sides of his body as if hanging.
That's right, it was that doggy guy with his slumped shoulders. The moonlight was dim. From the time I found him to the time he entered the cave entrance, the distance was very short. It only took a few seconds.
Calm down, calm down, wait until he relaxes his guard before taking action. I told myself.
No, if you drop your shoulders and find the missing grenade, it will be terrible. You will be in a dilemma.
What the hell, when two armies meet, the brave will win. Thinking of this, blood rushes upwards. He pulls out the mountain ax and pins it behind his back. He carries a grenade and a military stab in his right hand. He turns off the flashlight in his left hand, jumps out of the steep **** and touches the opposite side of the cave entrance. .
As close as possible to the front of the cave entrance, I could hear the crackling sound of firewood at the entrance. It seemed that Tongshou was adding firewood to the fire.
If you don’t take advantage of this moment, why are you waiting? Thief Sun, go to **** to accept the reincarnation of the fat man. Haha, you will definitely be able to see your fat ancestor, but he will definitely not be able to go to heaven, because he has no acquaintances in heaven.
I lay on the ground, took out the grenade, unscrewed the ring, pulled out the fuse and pulled hard, a stream of white smoke came out from the tail of the grenade. This scared me so much that I almost dropped the grenade. He held the grenade tightly and threw it into the hole without thinking.
"Oh...yo...I'm your uncle", a shout suddenly came from the cave, and then a huge black shadow jumped out of the cave and jumped up. It rushed towards me. I didn't even have time to think about why the grenade that could kill a thousand swords didn't explode for so long, let alone pick up the military spurs on the ground. I just watched the black shadow hit me with a "bang" sound. The distance between my eyes and the top of my head is less than 30 centimeters.
The black shadow didn't move, "Ah..." I didn't have time to stand up, so I yelled and pulled out the mountain ax from behind with my right hand and drove toward the black shadow.
The hand stopped in mid-air, no, when did the slumped shoulders become so fat? What the **** kind of food can feed you like this?
The guy on the ground was startled when he heard my yelling. Before he could raise his head, he used his left hand to protect his head and his right hand to support the ground. He rushed towards me and hit his head on mine.
"Wait, wait," I yelled. I've determined that the guy who hit me didn't have a slumped shoulder at all. More importantly, both his voice and his head sounded like a fat man's.
I raised my head, only to find a pig-head-shaped object staring at me, with a face full of anger. Holy shit, its eyes were red.
The two people looked at each other at close range like a **** looking at a mung bean.
What a fat man, this guy is really a fat man. I couldn’t believe my eyes for a moment and stared at him blankly. After a long time, I shouted, “Fat man, is that you?”
The fat man who was swearing vaguely was also stunned. We looked at each other just like the hero and heroine in Qiong Yao's novels reunited after life and death.
I was just about to stand up and hug the fat man, when suddenly the fat man smacked me with his big hand at an unbelievable speed, grabbed my neck, and asked blankly: "Who the **** are you?"