Cthulhu Gonfalon Chapter 27:

The first customer of the amusement park is not an extraordinary person, but a god.

“It looks pretty good.” Wie ran to the dessert shop to get a dessert, and went to the beverage shop to get a piece of fruit wine. He drank the fruit wine over the dessert and praised it. “Very new! It’s all things I haven’t seen before!”

Sui Xiong floated beside him, accompanied him on a tour. Hearing his praise so much, he couldn’t help laughing: “Please call me the ‘Oscar with new ideas’!”

Speaking, he raised his head high and put on a posture of invincibility.

However, he forgot one thing-the body of the jellyfish is almost a semicircle, no matter how tall it is, it is actually the same.

“This barbecue is also good.” After a while, they came to the barbecue stall, and Vie ate two skewers with interest and was amazed. “Although the craftsmanship is worse than the chefs, this novelty No one can compare!”

Sui Xiong is triumphant. As a member of the country of gourmet food, he is also quite knowledgeable about culinary skills. With the help of divine power, the spices that have been secretly passed down by various chef schools on the earth are reproduced, so various flavored foods naturally came into being.

The various food and beverages in this amusement park are all earth-style, ranging from a glass of water on a roadside stand to the signature dishes in the restaurant. Nothing is the style of this world.

Not only that, the various facilities of this playground are also completely earth-style. Every plant and tree are carefully crafted by Sui Xiong. Although the power system is completely different, both the appearance and the experience of use are the same as those on the earth. It makes no difference.

If you have to find a difference, it is that the workers in the playground are completely different from those on earth.

There may also be giants, half-orcs, elves, and dwarves in the playground of the earth… but it will definitely not be the real thing.

However, in this playground, the giant guarding the gate is real, the half-orcs patrolling are real, the elves and half-elves acting as waiters are real, and the few dwarves working as porters are real. The dwarf chefs in the shops are real, even the dragon lying lazily in the corner and spitting fire into the sky from time to time is real-oh, no, this one is fake.

“Is it okay to have a giant dragon in the playground?” Weyer pointed to the dormant fire dragon lying next to the rockery and asked worriedly.

“It should be okay, it’s not a real dragon.” Sui Xiong leaned forward and shouted at the half-asleep red dragon, “Favnir, how are you?”

The hill-like red dragon raised his head, looked at him with a pair of charming peach eyes, and shook his head: “Not very good, this suit is a bit uncomfortable to wear-I regret signing with you now A ten-year contract.”

“Anyway, if you are idle, you can make money without doing anything. What’s so bad?” Sui Xiong said with a smile, “And it’s not like wearing this suit all day long, etc. You can take it off after get off work.”

The dragon lowered its head listlessly, burying its head in its paws.

“I knew it was so boring, I won’t come…” Its voice came out from under its paws, “Damn bard, what else did you say?” Your Majesty said it, it would be the most interesting in the world The playground attracts the wealthiest group of people in the world. Of course, there will be the best restaurants, casinos, brothels in the world… “It turned out to lie to me to work! And the **** of joy! As for the believer, he himself is happy and has pitted me!”

Weyer was taken aback for a moment, and then he reacted, using his divine power to investigate, and suddenly he couldn’t help but laugh.

It turns out that this man wearing an artificial dragon skin coat posing as a giant dragon is a legendary creature named Fafnir. It has a nickname called “Free and Easy Big Weird Bird”. Although it is a huge weird bird, But it is keen to change into a human appearance, gambling and prostituting in various prosperous cities, every time it drops a box of gold coins, and then eats, drinks and plays for a few days before going away. The most famous deed is that I once went to a famous brothel to “book a house” more than once, and ate and drank for days and nights, so that the prostitutes couldn’t get out of bed, and then he burst into the sky with a wild laugh.

As a world-renowned “big player”, it suffered a big loss this time.

The bard is the high priest of Vie. He once learned from Vie that His Majesty the Void Mask is building the world’s premier playground in the Ash Forest. So when I was chatting with Fafnell in a tavern, I talked about it.

At that time, everyone was drunk and every bird was drunk, and he didn’t know what the boasting said. In short, Fafnell was full of interest in this playground.

It has always claimed to be the most playful person in the whole continent-oh, the most playful bird. I heard that there is such a good place, how can you not try it? So despite the hard work, thousands of mountains and rivers flew to the Ash Forest, wanting to see if the playground is really so interesting.

Unfortunately, when it came here, the playground had not been completed. Of course, the so-called “best restaurant, best casino, best brothel” did not exist at all.

Favnir, who felt like he had been deceived, turned into anger and wanted to make a big fuss. The result was suppressed by Sui Xiong’s iron fist. After some warm and friendly consultations, it eventually became an employee of the playground. The usual job content is to put on the red dragon coat specially made by Sui Xiong, disguised as a vicious The red dragon, let the tourists take a look and touch, from time to time they are responsible for roaring twice or spraying the fire to create an atmosphere.

“You are too good at making fakes!” Vie couldn’t help but exclaim, “A legendary creature was impersonating a red dragon, and the dragon skin was made exactly like the real one! I was fooled at first !”

Sui Xiong laughed, very proud.

Fake can deceive gods, this ability is really superb. He wondered if he could travel back to the earth, just relying on this fake technology to sell a copy of a pirated CD or something would be enough to support his family.

…No, as a cultural person, he can learn from Mr. Zhang Daqian. Mr. Zhang was a master of counterfeiting in his youth, specializing in forging various ancient paintings, and he likes to hide his name in the paintings to prove it.

It’s just that no one thought that the value of these fake paintings later on was not inferior to the original ones, and there were even cases where the fakes were better than the original ones.

Sui Xiong feels that he can reach this level with his skill in fraud.

“To be honest, it’s fine if you can build such a magnificent playground; you can find so many weird recipes, it’s not very strange; what really surprised me was that you could Get so many wonderful characters.” After a tour, Vier sat on the observation deck of the highest restaurant in the playground, looked around the surrounding scenery, and said with a smile, “The most amazing thing is that these have their own personalities. The people here are willing to listen to you. Even the legendary creatures who are rebellious and unruly, actually work honestly here.”

At the gate of the amusement park, Gerrard holding a giant axe to act as a guard, smiled honestly at the children passing by; in the office of the management office, Snowflake was berating a dumb orc, I don’t know that guy Something irritated her; in the library, Woll was sweeping the floor slowly with a broom, his expression was as calm as an ancient well; beside the fire dragon rockery in the corner, Fafnir, wearing a fire dragon coat, was still thinking about it. , Complaining about his bad luck.

His divine mind continued to expand, and soon saw Steer guarding the entrance to the underground labyrinth and persuading curious visitors away; then he saw the man sitting in the medical room and compiling the mushroom illustration. Akain…

“It’s nothing, it’s just an ordinary playground.” Sui Xiong said.

“This playground is not ordinary at all!” Viyer smiled meaningfully.

When he left, he promised Sui Xiong that he would let the bards who believe in him spread the story about this playground and help Sui Xiong attract tourists.

However… more than a month later, there are still very few visitors to the amusement park.

“Why is this?” Sui Xiong looked at the deficit report that Xue Xue handed him, wondering, “Isn’t this playground interesting?”

“It’s interesting.” Snowflake said, “But, it’s too far away.”

“It’s far? Good wine is not afraid of the deep alleys! What a little bit farther! The Secret Tower Federation is so far away, there are many people who ran to learn magic!”

“Learning magic is necessary, but coming to the playground to play is not.”

Sui Xiong was speechless, sighed, and looked at the dazzling “loss” words, and muttered: “Obviously all the materials are self-produced, why do they lose money? Even if only one person comes, it is a net profit, right? …”

“Don’t you think that if you find such a large group of people, you don’t need to be paid?” Xue Xue said coldly, “Even your devout followers, there is no reason to work for you for free!”

Sui Xiong was speechless again. He gritted his teeth and looked at the wooden board with various expenses. He fixed his eyes on the two characters “Loss” specifically marked by Snowflakes. His sharp eyes were like two sharp swords. Two deep grooves were chiseled into the board.

However, this does not change the problem, and the loss is still a loss.

“We have to find a way to find more tourists!” he said.

But what should I do?

After some thoughts, he decided to build a portal to the playground in the capitals of all major countries.

“Hey! This cost is too high!” Even the calm dragon, Snowflake was taken aback by his crazy idea, “Do you know how much precious materials are needed to build a fixed portal!” “

“Nothing~IndoMTL.com~I will pay for it myself!”

“However, transmission also costs money!”

Sui Xiong laughed three times: “You don’t understand this! My playground is meant to face high-end customers, and people who can afford dungeon adventures, how can they care about the small transmission fee?”

“I will add more high-end projects, such as arranging a batch of moon-elf waiters for the wealthy bigwigs. The little girls of the same water wear high-slit cheongsams on their heads. You also need to wear rabbit ears, and bow when you see people; you also need to cover the ground with a red carpet, from the portal to the entrance of the dungeon; you need to remodel along the way, upgrade the grade, and improve the taste… Guess, so Once you do it, how much should I charge them?”

“One hundred gold coins per team?”

“Three hundred gold coins, per person!”

“Three hundred gold coins per person…too much too!”

“That’s what you don’t understand! If you are willing to send it over at a big price, of course you are willing to pay a big price to play! Look at the fire dragon over there who is lying on the ground. He could come here with a box of gold coins. …”

No matter how much Snow Snow questioned, Sui Xiong, who was irritated and irrational, completely ignored him. He waved his tentacles and made this crazy decision.