Cthulhu Gonfalon Chapter 26:
What is the happiest thing in the world?
Of course it’s your enemy!
Sui Xiong doesn’t have many enemies, because he adheres to the principle of never staying hatred, and conflicts were resolved at that time. Among his enemies, the only one who is still alive at present is the Night Stalker, who is slowly recovering from the ruins of his palace after being caught by his “Tathagata Palm”.
He has recovered some strength now, and it is not impossible to run to let this half-dead be completely annihilated, but he has decided to leave this guy to Satan to destroy himself, so he tolerated this guy living till now.
It’s just…Although you don’t kill it, you can toss it, that’s okay.
With Glatt’s company, the life of the Shadow Demon must be very fulfilling, and perhaps it will be fulfilled so that it can even forget its wounds.
Ah, that kind of life is so suitable for it!
“Geah Gelat, I’m a good friend, and I found you a good audience…” Sui Xiong hummed a small tune, and happily got busy on the construction site.
Because of his good mood, his work efficiency has improved significantly. When spring returns to the earth, the thick ice and snow begin to melt, and the first phase of the new playground has been basically completed.
Because the lessons learned last time were too painful, so this time he adopted the method of segmented construction. The entire project was divided into three phases and the scale was greatly increased, but the total workload of the first phase was reduced.
This first phase of the project is mainly for some relatively mild and non-exciting projects. The foothold is to allow tourists to relax and entertain. The underground maze adventure is already exciting enough, and there is no need for more exciting projects.
This time, everyone gave praise to the new playground.
Snowflake and Steer love the hot springs by coincidence. Snowflake feels that she is soaking in the sulphurous warm water and feels like returning to her mother. Steer thinks that this is good for the skin and can improve herself. Charm.
Wo Lai was very interested in the library with many strange stories. He spent a few days in it, and finally he came out depressed and asked: “Why are there only half of the good stories in it?”
Of course, Sui Xiong can’t say that he was deliberate. He turned his eyeballs and he came up with an idea. He explained: “In a remote country, there is a bard who uses the famous faint king to tease people as a pen name. He I once said, “The best work is the one without ending, so that readers can always worry about it.” I think he made a lot of sense.”
Walle was silent for a while and asked, “Did that guy get hacked to death later?”
“As far as I know, there seems to be no.”
“That country is truly peaceful.” Wo La sighed deeply, “If I meet him, I have to tie him up and force him to finish writing all the works, and then hack him to death. !”
“This is unlikely.” Sui Xiong said with a smile, “It is estimated that he will die of old age before he finishes it. Unlike you, he can live for many, many years.”
“…Life is really helpless!” Wo La sighed, “I believe that when he dies, he will be blocked by readers in the underworld. If you don’t finish writing the novel, you can go to heaven or go to hell. This road is nowhere!”
Olion and Palin also like to read books, but Ollion is very busy at work and was unable to visit this time. Palin was completely fascinated by the novels and couldn’t shout.
The big guy Gerrard’s hobbies are different. He actually likes those kids’ entertainment, such as bumper cars, bumper boats, carousels, slides, seesaws… in order to have fun. , He even specifically asked Sui Xiong to help him cast spells and became a child, having fun with Nisi, who is really a child.
“Does this mean that he is actually a child in nature?” Sui Xiong couldn’t help muttering to himself as he looked at the bald boy who was playing in various children’s projects.
“Perhaps, humans are weird.”
“Aren’t you going to play? You are quite young too.”
Shuang curled her lips seriously and expressed her disdain: “I am a proud dragon! Don’t think of me as that kind of fool who doesn’t grow up!”
“But didn’t your sister just lie on the pile of gold coins and talk in sleep… I didn’t see where her ‘proud’ is going…”
“That’s her stupid!”
But the proud young dragon couldn’t maintain his pride for a long time. When Sui Xiong’s specially made incarnation, the fat white chef, began to barbecue, he finally couldn’t bear the smell and couldn’t stand it. Past.
After eating a bunch of skewers, he immediately occupied the place closest to the barbecue rack, staring at the meat skewers that were smelting oil on the flames and constantly revealing a wonderful aroma, and he refused to leave a step.
“I want two hundred skewers!” He declared, “Before I finish eating, anyone who dares to make trouble, I will kill him in one bite! They are baked together!”
Liv wanted to get over and eat two skewers, seeing his vicious look with red eyes, so she had to leave regretfully.
But soon after, she settled in the small dessert shop and happily swept all kinds of high-calorie desserts into her stomach.
“If you eat too much of these things, you will get fat.” Sui Xiong warned her seriously, “If you don’t want to become a super fat pig that can only roll around like a ball, you can’t eat it like this!” /
Liv was taken aback, but soon found a solution to the problem.
“It’s okay. I’ll just cut off the fat on my body at that time.” She said, “Just ask Stil for the treatment of the wound. Even the scar will not be left.”
…Is this a magic version of liposuction?
Sui Xiong was speechless. He didn’t expect Liv’s mind to turn so fast under the temptation of sweets!
Liv’s mother is much more reserved than her. She just tasted some desserts, smiled and said “it was really interesting”, and went to the children’s play area—Little Niss was already worrying enough. Coupled with that Gerrard whose thoughts were almost as straight as a spear, the two got together, and no mother could eat at a distance with peace of mind.
“Haha! Interesting! Interesting! Too interesting!” Satan held a spring gun in each hand and fired bangs at the crowds of penguin dolls, hitting them staggering and laughing while playing. , The laughter is filled with the joy of pressure release.
Sui Xiong looked at him with some doubts, wondering where this “spring gun hit penguin” was so happy?
So he silently noted: Satan seems to go crazy when he touches a gun. If he develops a gun or weapon in the future, he must not hand it over to him.
He looked around and found that he hadn’t seen Rod and Lei. After searching, he found that they were sitting in the planetarium, drinking in the vast artificial starry sky.
“This feeling is really amazing!” Rod said, “It gives me a feeling that my whole life has been sublimated!”
“Yes, only gods can make such amazing things!” Lei also praised heartily, “I never thought that mortals would have the opportunity to witness such a beautiful scenery, let alone drink in this environment. It’s…”
“With such a wonderful scenery to accompany the meal, I feel that even the wine has become more mellow.” Rod exclaimed, “Good wine!”
“Well, it feels better than the wine I drank in the palace.”
Sui Xiong secretly smiled and left–the wine was specially made by him, and juice was added to the distilled wine. Compared with the wines of this world, the taste is more mellow and more delicious.
The only downside is that you get drunk slightly.
So soon, the chief priest and foreign minister of the church became two sleeping drunk cats, and they were carried out by Qiao Xiu, who is currently a temporary worker.
“Qiao Xiu, what do you think of the scenery here?” Sui Xiong asked with a big smile to the only barbarian who did not enjoy entertainment and waited seriously for the task.
“It’s very interesting.” Qiao Xiu said, “I can expect that many people will come to play.”
“Yes…There must be many tourists!” Sui Xiong waved his tentacles and announced loudly, “My goal is one hundred thousand tourists!”
Qiao Xiu was shocked. He carefully considered the number and couldn’t help but be surprised.
“It’s impossible…too many!” he said.
“This is an ideal!” Sui Xiongyi said sternly, “If there is no ideal as a human being, what is the difference from a salted fish!”
Qiao Xiu was shocked again, he pondered this sentence carefully, his eyes gradually brightened.
“You are right! To be a man must have ideals!”
Sui Xiong nodded: “Yes! To be a man requires ideals!”
“Then, my ideal is to find a group of good women as soon as possible, give birth to 300 children with me, and rebuild my tribe!”
“Three hundred children?” Sui Xiong was stunned. “Is it too much?”
“Not much at all!” Qiao Xiu said loudly, “I have consulted specialized scholars. The scholars said that for a tribe to continue and develop steadily, the minimum required is 300 people! Considering that there may be various In this case of unexpected death, it may take 400 to 500 children to be born!”
“Oh!” Sui Xiong looked at his high-spirited appearance, and couldn’t help but rise up the mountain~ IndoMTL.com~ This ideal is simply too majestic! It is as majestic as Mount Everest!
“Then how is your ideal realized so far?” he asked.
“For the time being, I haven’t found a woman who is willing to accompany me to have so many children.” Qiao Xiu sighed, “But I will continue to work hard!”
“To be honest…I find it a bit difficult.”
“Yes, so I have to work harder!” Qiao Xiu said, “For example, I will enter the realm of legend sooner…As long as I become a strong legend, I can have a longer life span, and of course I can breed. More offspring…”
“This is the first time I have seen someone who is trying to step into the realm of legend with the goal of breeding more offspring…”
“This is my ideal!” Qiao Xiu said with a smile, “As you said, people have no ideals, what is the difference with salted fish!”
Sui Xiong was dumb. He didn’t expect Qiao Xiu to use these words to refute himself.
He pondered for a long time, and finally patted Qiao Xiu’s shoulder with his tentacles.
“We all have to cheer!”
One month later, the amusement park officially started operating.