Cthulhu Gonfalon Chapter 166:

After Sui Xiong heard this, he couldn’t help laughing.

On earth, there is a group of good deeds who will select a “Darwin Award” every year. This award is awarded to those who “destroy themselves through stupid ways and make far-reaching contributions to human evolution (Darwin theory)”.

To put it simply, “This guy is really stupid, not a low IQ, but stupid! He is so stupid, it’s very good for raising the average human IQ”… Well, roughly speaking .

Sui Xiong remembers that he read a collated record. The people who have won the Darwin Prize over the years are different. All in all, it makes people feel that the death of this guy will help improve human IQ!

For example, there is a skydiving instructor who emphasized to the students the safety essentials that must be paid attention to when skydiving. He was probably emphasizing that “you must carry your umbrella bag anyway, otherwise you will fall to death”, in order to prove that he said It made sense, so he jumped off the plane.

Let’s say another example, someone’s sister stepped on a wire and was electrocuted. When this man explained this to his neighbors, he also demonstrated the scene at the time, and also stepped on the end of the wire that had no protective measures barefoot.

For example, to prove to the visitors that the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of his office were very strong, someone jumped up and ran into him after accelerating the run-up. His office was on the twenty-fourth floor, and the window was outside. The high street where people come and go—well, the sky above the street.

For example, a gambler plays the infamous “Russian Roulette” game of life with others. The average person’s approach is to find a revolver, put only one bullet in the gun, and turn the drum. In the last few laps, everyone took turns shooting themselves. What he did was to find an automatic pistol and bang bang bang at his head… Maybe it was possible to just bang, after all, he only had one head.

The most impressive example of Sui Xiong was a thief who tried to insert a plastic tube into the gas tank of a car and **** out the gasoline with his mouth so that he could steal the oil in the tank. However, he found a cleaning car and inserted a plastic tube into the place where the **** water was stored-he eventually died of poisoning.

In short, these guys have provided people with a lot of warnings and jokes, and Sui Xiong always thinks of their deeds with joy.

Now, there is one more person in this rank.

Sui Xiong felt that if the “Darwin Prize” selection were also held in this world, this year’s Darwin Prize would definitely not be the God of Rain!

He took his thoughts as a story and told his friends, everyone laughed and laughed very happily.

Anyway, the “stupid” thing is enough to make people happy.

However, this joy did not last long. After only one or two months, the problem appeared.

With the fall of the **** of rain, the vow of the **** of drought will no longer be resisted, and the rainfall on the entire main plane has begun to decrease significantly, as if there is a sign of the dry season.

This makes ordinary people worried. Too much rainfall is naturally bad, but drought is even more terrible. Especially this year’s drought has not been eased by the **** of rain. I don’t know how strong it will be!

From the New Year to the melting snow in spring, there were only two rains in the north of the main plane, and they were not too heavy. There was a little more rain in the south, and there were three or four games, but compared with previous years, it was also far less.

Then the spring plowing season is here.

On the earth, there is a saying that “spring rain is as expensive as oil”, which means that crops need rainwater when plowing in spring. Although there is no such proverb in this world, there are similar proverbs with similar meanings.

And this year, this spring rain, which is as expensive as oil, is really as pitiful as oil.

After the whole spring plowing season ended, there was also a rain in the northern area, light rain, and the patter lasted for about an afternoon, covering less than one-third of the mainland.

There are not many rivers in the north of the main plane. Generally speaking, they are a little bit dry. This can be seen from the large Gobi and the prairie in the north. Now that there is no rain, the drought situation has suddenly been greatly exacerbated.

The place backing the mountain is better. After all, there is snow on the mountain, but the situation in the plains and hills is getting worse.

While the south is better than the rivers and lakes, the foundation is fairly solid. Even if it doesn’t rain much, you can rely on artificial water fetching to resist drought. The situation is not so severe.

But none of the southern lords can feel at ease-God knows how long the drought will last! If it lasts too long, the South will not be able to bear it!

Don’t forget, the southern climate is hot, and the water in the farmland evaporates quickly. And the agricultural crops in the south are some big water users, so they cannot lack water!

However, the development of things will not change according to people’s expectations.

Spring is followed by summer, and as the climate gets hotter, drought conditions are also intensifying.

In many places in the north, the vegetation has gradually dried up. The farmers tried their best to save even a drop of water, and there was no way to rejuvenate the crops in the fields, and the once green and vast prairie had even seen large areas of withered yellow.

The situation in the south is not so severe, but farmers who are exhausted from the work of fetching water are also everywhere. Many lords even go into battle with armours and guard the water sources of their territories, ready to look at their homes with anyone who dares to peep at them. The enemy of the water source fought a battle and defended the water of life with blood.

Under this situation, the good gods couldn’t sit still, and they lowered their oracles one after another, letting their priests do their best to help the disaster relief. Many good gods even descended their incarnations, opened the gate to the elemental plane of water with their divine power, and introduced the billowing torrent into the sky of the earth, turning it into rain to fall and nourishing the earth.

At first glance, this approach seemed effective, but after only a few days, they had to stop.

The Lord of Order has spoken~IndoMTL.com~ The gods are not allowed to interfere excessively with the natural environment of the main plane.

He said that occasionally there are two deities blowing wind and rain, that is all right; occasionally there is an earthquake, landslide, or volcanic eruption, it is not impossible. But hundreds of gods worked together to draw water from the elemental plane of water to rain on the earth. This is getting closer!

Particularly criticized is the Orc God System. Because of the vast area of ​​the Orc Grassland, the Orc God System has exerted all its strength. Hundreds of gods incarnate in the sky like a big net, each of them opens the plane channel and puts the water element in position The face is connected with the main plane, and it is hulling down the prairie with pouring rain.

Being so criticized by the Lord of Order, the gods suddenly fell silent, and no one dared to give the world rain again.

So, the drought that was temporarily relieved worsened again, and…more serious than before!

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