Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 91: Extras: New Year’s Eve×Nan Zhu

lnmao.org, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the secret archives of unscientific materialism!

For people nowadays, a lot of news information does not necessarily come from the TV media, but more from the Internet. As a hobby that young people are enthusiastic about nowadays-brushing Weibo, everyone pays attention Interesting po owners come to know a lot of interesting jokes and stories from various places, and in these few years, a Weibo blogger who is different from the general marketing account has gradually become popular on the Internet and has become a legendary... .

Lao Xiao, Huang Lishi, an account registered on Weibo more than five years ago, has been mainly used to publish some popular traditional festival knowledge since registration, and it is said that he also has small advertisements and private activities.

Many traditional festivals that are unheard of for young people now can get popular science in this blogger’s Weibo, such as Lushen Festival, Shangsi Festival, and get an accurate good or bad every morning. I knew it, so it looks like this is just an old calendar, then this is definitely a new thing for many young people who are interested in our knowledge of traditional Chinese culture, and this erudite, humorous, Huang Lishi, Lao Xiao, who does not take selfies, but has his own male spirit, has become a small person in the eyes of the people because of his profound knowledge of China's feudal superstition.

This Huang Lishi said this is quite mysterious. After all, no one knows what he does in reality, and across a layer of internet, many curious people hope to learn more about this one even if they haven’t seen one. I know that there is a miraculous existence, but no matter how everyone tries to pick up some traces of his reality, this old comrade Xiao is a dragon who sees the head and misses the end. Except for the three hundred and sixty-five days, he only has one day off. If you want to know something else, don’t want to know anything.

Speaking of his only day of rest, there is actually no other special reason. Speaking carefully, there are some dog abuses. Many girlfriends and boyfriend fans are very unwilling, because as early as four years ago, we, Comrade Xiao On the 30th day, an original Weibo was released very confusingly, and the content of the Weibo is impressive:

Master Huang Li, Lao Xiaov:

I’m off today and I have to accompany my family o(*////▽////*)q

In just eight words, it shows the love of sorrow incisively and vividly. The ordinary people are jealous of the single dog. Of course, it is impossible to let this shameless person who shows a lot of affection so easily. Therefore, on the same day, the Weibo of Huang Lishi Lao Xiao was surrounded by a long line of comrades from the fff group, and most of them were released as "Happy New Year's Eve, you can bring "Happy New Year's Eve, show love quickly". content.

But the blessings of the masses are delivered, but this loving couple has carried so many curses for five years, because every thirty days, Huang Li teacher Lao Xiao has no exception. The land will post a Weibo saying that he wants to accompany his family members. This makes many people feel that ah ah ah ah every year I will burn you, and on the other hand, they feel that in this era when everyone is generally more impetuous , Just being dependent on each other and being able to walk hand in hand for five years, and still maintaining the small habit of leaving a day for each other... It seems quite happy?

Because of this, the mysterious family of Internet celebrity blogger Huang Lishi Lao Xiao has also become a curious existence. Many people have begun to look for clues on his Weibo, just wondering what his girlfriend or boyfriend is. People, but Lao Xiao is also quite boring, except for occasionally turning to other people’s microblogs asking him to popularize science and some holiday messages he himself posted, but there is nothing else, but the power of the people is powerful, because In the past few days, a few fans who have been following Huang Lishi Lao Xiao suddenly discovered that Huang Lishi Lao Xiao did not know when he followed a person's Weibo.

This kind of thing is definitely not noticed by most people, but there is nowhere to spend more time. There are many people who are interested. Soon someone followed his watch list and found this without an avatar. The fans are in single digits. Look How do you think it looks like a zombie Weibo account, and the name of this Weibo account, coincidentally, is also called-New Year's Eve Jun.

A lot of people’s gossip party’s radar immediately got up. After all, there are not so many coincidences in this world. Maybe someone really got a Weibo to follow each other, so a lot of people came here at a time called New Year’s Eve. You are doing glorious sightseeing tours on Jun's Weibo, and just turning over the Weibo posts, everyone is becoming more and more curious about this person named New Year's Eve.

First of all, this must be a person who is not familiar with the Internet, because when he first started playing Weibo, he didn’t even know that there were emojis. Many times he just sent a simple sentence and wanted to express a meaning. A lot of Weibo posts in a row, this looks almost like an old man at home who just learned to surf the Internet, and it was not until a long time before he gradually got used to today’s Internet language, and then his Weibo style gradually became To the following:

New Year’s Eve:

While washing clothes today, my clothes faded and dyed his shirt red [sigh] [sigh]

New Year’s Eve:

I raised the orchid that Xiao Chao gave me. He doesn't talk to me now. [Crying]

New Year’s Eve:

Why did Anian start to shed hair, and why? [Question]

These microblogs all have a strong breath of life. It can be seen from the text that this is a person with a good temper and a bit dull and cute, because in addition to these original microblogs, this New Year’s Eve gentleman has recently paid attention to The most reposted is the Weibo of some Northeast sketch actors, and one of the Weibo about Mr. Song Dabao's retirement from the Spring Festival Gala stage this year, he also expressed his own opinion in a very sincere manner.

New Year’s Eve:

I have always liked Teacher Song Dabao’s sketch performances. He is very meaningful to the Spring Festival Gala and to everyone in the New Year. I also respect his teacher *Teacher Shan. In this matter, I think I have a certain right to speak. Thirty Nights cannot be separated from Teacher Song Dabao and excellent sketches. I urge the Spring Festival Gala program group to make a decision after careful consideration, thank you. CCTV News of the Spring Festival Gala Director Group

This kind of sincere and serious tone was not taken seriously by the Spring Festival Gala program group. On the contrary, someone with a heart found a very familiar id under Weibo and replied in a terrible tone of dogleg. , Um, support, right, and there are far more than one reply like this, because almost every Weibo on this New Year’s Eve, there will be a familiar and mysterious Huang Lishi Lao Xiao who is extremely cold in our daily life. The figure, and there is a line below that openly shows affection.

Lao Xiao, Master Huang Li, replied to New Year’s Eve: Wow, I made glutinous fish today, I want to go home quickly (﹃)

New Year’s Eve replied to Old Xiao, Master Huang: Well, wait for you to come back.

Lao Xiao, Master Huang Li, replied to New Year’s Eve: Xixi is so good qaq

New Year’s Eve replied to Huang Lishi Lao Xiao:...Don’t be so nauseous [blushing]

This is the end of the matter, and the answer is ready to come out. We, Huang Lishi, Lao Xiao, do have a tightly covered family member. Looking at the sticky baby, it should be really loving. So after this, many people went to Huang Lishi again. In the comments on the side of Weibo, I like this New Year’s Eve gentleman, let him take care of his man quickly, and that New Year’s Eve gentleman doesn’t know if it’s embarrassing or never shows up, even his original Weibo is not updated much.

"By the way, why haven't you checked Weibo recently?"

One day, I was doing business routinely outside. Xiao Nanzhu and New Year’s Eve worked out the family’s troubles and drove back together. Because this evil is still very tricky this time, Xiao Nanzhu and the two of them I was stunned for the whole night. When I passed the vegetable market, he said that he would come down to buy some food on New Year's Eve, and Xiao Nanzhu, who was behind him smoking while helping him carry things, asked this as if he was thinking of something.

"There are always strange people saying strange things below."

Speaking hesitantly, on New Year’s Eve, I seriously asked the auntie in front of the market about the price of green beans. The tone was calm and totally different from the decisive killing and decisiveness in the face of the vicious evil, but the money was paid and paid. Only after Xiao Nan Zhu held his hand, he frowned and said in doubt,

"Master Li, what is Xixiao Party?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough--"

I didn’t catch my breath and almost choked to death by myself. Xiao Nanzhu was holding his aching lungs and staring helplessly at the innocent New Year’s Eve in front of him, seeing that New Year’s Eve was really sincere to him. Expressing his doubts, he rubbed his nose with some guilty conscience, then calmed down and calmed down.

"If you don't like it, then don't use Weibo anymore. Why are these people so weird...Uh, you can just ignore them anyway."

Speaking like this, Xiao Nanzhu is already thinking about the day he will uninstall Weibo on New Year’s Eve. After all, his family’s New Year’s Eve Jun Jun just played Weibo so casually and recruited so much. Strange people, if one day accidentally leaks a private photo, it won't become a real Internet celebrity.

Furthermore, there are quite a lot of people who look good. People who buy a catty of string beans and get two catties of good-looking people like New Year’s Eve are rare, but he doesn’t want to open a Taobao shop. Second, I didn't want to let so many people see the face of my great beauty, so Xiao Nanzhu made a decision in his heart. Starting from today, no matter what, I must keep New Year's Eve completely away from the dangerous online world.

Xiao Nanzhu's sense of crisis is serious here, but not too deep on New Year's Eve there, because he has only been exposed to these wonderful things in the world in recent years, and he may not have this mood before.

Nowadays, he and his own calendar teacher have a very stable life. Their home is in Y City, and occasionally they will run around the world because of some evil and evil things. They went to the Huaxia Clan together two years ago. Compared with In the past, it was closed and backward. Now, under the leadership of Ji Zai, the people here have begun to learn to walk outside to see the outside world. Although he still has some minor pains and illnesses from time to time, it is compared with the dim days in the past. , Now he is very grateful for his current life.

As for the other calendar gods, Twelve finally spent three years completely reborn under Xiao Nanzhu’s perseverance. Han Shi’s body has improved significantly, and Qingming doesn’t need to be both for him. I was worried and didn’t dare to say it. In the third year of the junior high school, I often said that I would dream of the old Shangsijun, and Yuanxiao also found a warrior willing to taste her glutinous rice balls——Zhongyuan. Hua Chao was still born for the New Year’s Eve to always feed his flowers. Sullen, Women’s Day began to keenly support the women’s equal rights movement on Weibo, and according to the latest news on Valentine’s Day, it seems that the Mid-Autumn Festival and the Dragon Boat Festival have secretly moved together...

At the end of the Lunar New Year, Xiao Nanzhu’s good buddy Situ Zhang also brought his wife and children to their home for New Year’s greetings, because now Xiao Nanzhu has become a family here, so the relationship between the two families is definitely It will not be broken. The attitude of Situ Zhang and his wife on New Year's Eve is enthusiastic and not stiff. They are naturally kind and grateful for New Year's Eve, and the child named Beibei seems to be too cute on New Year's Eve.

"Xixi, Uncle Anan just gave me a red envelope, and Beibei will give it to you. Xixi and New Year's Eve are happy, long, and live a hundred years!"

The little stutter that can’t be said to walk is like a big rag doll when holding New Year’s Eve, because Xiao Nanzhu likes to call New Year’s Eve in front of him, so this stupid boy is so stupid. The ground screamed. On New Year’s Eve, he was bent with a faint red eye, but his bloodless lips gently evoked a not-so-obvious arc. At the same time, his mind was not It consciously emerged that many years ago, a man smiled casually and said to himself happy New Year's Eve.

"Master Li, can you say something to me...Happy New Year's Eve?"

"Yes, happy new year's eve, happy new year's eve, new year's eve... uh, you let me think about it."

Now that person is sitting not far away. He is wearing the dark sweater that he gave him on New Year’s Eve. His handsome look still looks ageless. New Year’s Eve has been with him for five years. , But this feeling as if it was still yesterday still stays in my heart for a long time, and the man also subconsciously turned his head and looked here as if he noticed his sight on New Year’s Eve. After looking at each other on New Year’s Eve, Xiao Nanzhu smiled inexplicably.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Master Li, can you also say something to me... Happy New Year's Eve?"

The state of mind was different earlier than that time, but he still craved the blessing that belonged to this person. Perhaps the expression in his eyes at the moment of New Year’s Eve was a bit too straightforward. Xiao Nanzhu, who had always been very cheeky, actually After a long time without speaking, he blushed and staggered his eyes, and after taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Nanzhu took out the phone in his pocket. Soon after New Year's Eve, the phone in his hand also heard a ding sound, waiting to pick it up on New Year's Eve At first glance, the beautiful **** who has always been unsmiling laughed contentedly, and this smile is just like the fireworks that have been lit up in 30 households this year, and the beauty is more beautiful than the thousands of beautiful sceneries on earth.

……

Master Huang Li, Lao Xiaov:

In the past, I didn’t talk about feelings easily, and I was never too serious when I was young. Many times I am used to one person, and I never know that I will make so many compromises for another person in the future, but now I know...

Sometimes there are some things that everyone can say casually, but only one person is serious.

Happy New Year's Eve, and... I really love you so much.

----end----