Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 76: [One more:]

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Xiao Nanzhu doesn’t do much to check the expected date of delivery for pregnant women. This is because it should be the job of other obstetricians and gynecologists, and it’s a bit inappropriate to play across professions. Second, because the society is so normal now. Educated people are not superstitious anymore. The risk of having a child is quite high. No one can trust this kind of thing to a magic stick. However, Xiao Nanzhu’s reputation in the industry is indeed great, plus this The situation of a pregnant woman is also very complicated, so this client also specially asked talents to find Xiao Nanzhu. Be sure to ask Master Xiao Nanzhuxiao to see how and when this difficult child should be born. Students are better.

Deng Guangming’s son and daughter-in-law met as a teenager, Secretary Deng’s son Deng Tian looks good and well-educated, and has a successful career at a young age, but his daughter-in-law Jiang Wen is a rare Cinderella in their circle. In the political circle, the marriage partner was originally the gatekeeper. Deng Guangming’s daughter-in-law’s family background is really ordinary, but because his son insists on life and death, and even broke up with the family, the couple finally agreed. After marriage, the two generations live together. It’s quite harmonious. Although Mrs. Deng doesn’t like her daughter-in-law, she also hopes that the two will give birth to a child and let her be a grandmother. It's 30, and it will not be good for the daughter-in-law if she drags it on. The hospital has done all inspections, but no problems can be found. This family is also discouraged.

Because he is considerate of his wife, Secretary Deng’s son proposed to adopt a child, so don’t make it difficult for his wife. Secretary Deng and his wife have no choice but to agree. Their family is well-established and strict in family education. It's not impossible, but who thought this idea just happened, but the daughter-in-law who hadn't been moving for many years fainted one day when she came back from grocery shopping, and she was pregnant for two months after an examination.

When I heard the news, the whole family was naturally very happy. The happiest thing is that the child is his father, holding his wife and a child. In order to welcome the arrival of this child, the whole family is very nervous. What kind of early education, small clothes, milk powder, and room layout are all prepared early, and they count the days waiting for this little baby to come, but this month, one month After waiting, the child's mother's belly gradually grew bigger, but the family gradually discovered a strange problem, and until the delivery period was approaching ten months, Deng Guangming's family finally became a little uneasy.

The delivery period of normal people is usually about nine months. They have been to the hospital for check-ups and the doctors also said that they can give birth in this spring, but his daughter-in-law looks like a full-term belly. There was no movement at all. She was weak and could not have a C-section, so the delivery period could only be delayed day by day, but seeing this pregnancy is almost eleven months old in October, this Deng Guangming family includes children. Daughter-in-law Jiang Wen had to face the fact that the kid in this belly made a big joke with all of them.

"Huh? Teacher Li, there are people who have been pregnant for eleven months in this world? Isn't this a joke on April Fool's Day..."

Follow Xiao Nanzhu to the hospital. Because Jiang Wen is still living in the hospital waiting for delivery, he also came here to see her to see the situation. This is April Fool’s Day. Xinxing Gregorian calendar festival, the authentic post-00 born after 2000, so Xiao Nanzhu led him over to familiarize himself with the business. At this moment, they were almost at the door of the ward, Xiao Nanzhu also stopped and took a look. After April Fool's Day with a face of disbelief, Xiao Nanzhu pinched the cigarette and explained,

"Scientifically speaking, it is absolutely impossible, but we don’t talk about science and superstition, so we have to take care of this matter. In ancient times, there was a saying that Yao’s mother was 14 months pregnant. Wasn’t Liu Fulin also born after his old lady Gouyi was pregnant for so long? People with great accomplishments in their lives are like this. They develop slowly in all aspects, unlike ordinary people. There are also records in the calendar, saying this Breeders live a long time, because ordinary people live a year for three hundred and sixty-five days, and they live a year for a full 410 days. This kind of life breaks the law of the calendar, and the life pattern is misplaced, how many years I just saw one. It must be a personal thing when I grow up. If I have enough education, I might be able to become a saint. But in modern medicine, it is all kinds of unexplainable. Now the couple is getting married. Tell me about this..."

Naturally, Xiao Nan can’t tell this to other couples, but in our ancient Chinese legends, there has always been a saying that saints will be born later than ordinary people. Folk records also often mention that in the past, feudal rule In class times, people still believe in a saint, but in modern times, this has become a ridiculous thing that affects marriage harmony and family stability. Thinking about this, April Fools’ Day silently shook his head and sighed, God always loves It seemed that he was sympathetic to the couple for engaging in such an untimely prank, and Xiao Nanzhu laughed when he heard the words, and then spoke,

"This is not a prank, but a great blessing. Come, come, come in, help me bring the fruit in..."

Xiao Nanzhu said this and said he entered the ward on April Fool's Day. Jiang Wen, who was sitting on her bed with a big belly, was stunned when she saw the two big men come in, and she looked at her eyes with a complicated expression. For her husband who started to explain in a hurry, Jiang Wen, who understood everything after a long time, lowered her head and turned red, and suddenly started crying in a low voice without warning.

Before the incident of the child, their family was going to be separated. The husband and her insisted on trusting her for many years, but the parents-in-law did not end well. Her mother-in-law has not been here for two weeks, every time. Swearing at her husband on the phone, Jiang Wen was very uncomfortable, but she couldn't help with any help. Right now, her husband is desperately ill and is looking for this kind of magic stick. Jiang Wen is also very embarrassed, on the contrary. It was her husband Deng Tian who touched her hand comfortably, and then said softly with red eyes,

"Don’t be afraid, this is Master Xiao Li. I asked him to come and help us. As for the child, I believe you anyway. I have been with you for so many years. What kind of person are you? I know better than anyone else. I believe in my own vision. You may think I am stupid, but I really love you... As for the parents, it will be solved after the child is born smoothly. It is mine to make you wronged. It’s all my fault..."

The scene of the couple talking in a low voice is quite emotional. Xiao Nanzhu previously took time to help out because this man is a clear-headed person, but this future saint’s parents Xiao Nanzhu still needs to be respectful, so waiting patiently for them to communicate well, Xiao Nanzhu came to Jiang Wen's bed and sat down.

After all, he is a saint who has not yet been born, so Jiang Wen also carries a lot of blessings. These blessings are especially bright when reflected in the entire ward, but they are also easy to attract some undesirable things. The hospital was crowded with evil spirits, and it was because of this little saint’s life that it hasn’t been a big deal until now, but looking at the dense black and red evil spirits lying on the outside glass, Xiao Nanzhu still frowned and looked up and down. After a moment of Jiang Wen's expression, he suddenly pulled out a yellow calendar paper from his fingers and pasted it on Jiang Wen's bedside.

The yellow paper fell into the sky as if suddenly had vitality, the evil spirits on the window were frightened and immediately dispersed. Jiang Wen had all kinds of grievances and sadness in her heart, but now she seemed to relieved her face and her face improved. Quite a few, when I saw it on April Fool’s Day next to me, I cast my eyes on the calendar paper that was thrown by the teacher, and immediately flattened his mouth. After all, he knew that he might stay here to work overtime in the next few days. So, Xiao Nanzhu smiled calmly when he saw it. After a pretentious cough, he rushed to the two couples in front of him and raised his head and said,

"At the beginning of the month, the sun is full, the sun shines on the bright moon, and the purple cloud is ahead. It is a good sign. If Gu Yu is sunny that day, the child will be born. If it is not sunny, it will be delayed until after the Dragon Boat Festival. This child is definitely yours, but he Born to be a big man, it is common sense for ordinary people like us to wait a lot. This is my assistant Xiaoyu. I will stay here to help in the next few days. Look, how is this?"

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When I got out of the hospital, Xiao Nanzhu was alone. He was left by Deng Tian and his wife on April Fools' Day. Looking at the little saint, he drove directly to the Huanbei Road, which he had agreed with before. I went, because this Huanbei Road happened to be close to the hospital, so Xiao Nanzhu chose this for the convenience of him. Before he came, he and Weibo had set the connection code with him. The kid told him to wait for him at the entrance of Central Department Store. When he arrived, he realized that there was a lot more people here than usual on weekends.

However, for some reason, he still saw a particularly special figure in the crowd at a glance, and there was no other reason. It was because this kid was really better than the others. People, including many men, are two to three heads taller, and the most important thing is that he is surrounded by many people at this moment.

"Let’s see how this is! It’s okay! The car was really terrible just now. I didn’t see anyone crossing the road. Fortunately, this young man is so powerful. He ran over so quickly after such a distance. I thought this I must not catch up..."

People in the surrounding circle were talking loudly. When Xiao Nanzhu walked over, the third circle and the outer circle were already full of people. At a glance, he could only see a little girl carrying a schoolbag. Weeping in fear, the big man bent over to check the little girl's situation, and as soon as he probed his head, he just heard the big man squatting on the ground awkwardly coaxing the child,

"Girl, don't cry, eh, don't cry..."

While talking and touching the soft top of the little girl’s hair, this is naturally Mr. Ji Jae who had arranged an appointment with Xiao Nanzhu to meet here, but he also unexpectedly encountered this unexpected event. Originally, he was waiting here for Xiao Nanzhu with all his heart, because there were three younger sisters in the family, so facing the petite, crying girl, he naturally felt distressed by 11 million. Just now the **** driver almost ran into someone, Ji Jae's expression was a little gloomy.

"Trouble you guys, did anyone see that grandson's license plate number? Did anyone see it?"

Speaking like this, Ji Jae didn't forget to lower his head to comfort the frightened little girl. He was still thinking about the driver who almost hit someone, but the people around him couldn't tell. , After all, the car was gone in just a few seconds. Everyone was sure it was a red car and didn’t pay attention to anything else. But the moment he raised his eyes, he saw a man who was smiling and not smiling outside the crowd. Staring at him, and when he saw the big man looking towards him, Xiao Nanzhu, who was dangling a cigarette, first squinted his eyes and looked at him, then he said,

"sd728362, southeast, upright, the driver is a woman, the police have reported..."

"By the way, are you...that chicken boy?"