Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 75: [One more update][Modified version]
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Xiao Nanzhu receives a lot of private messages from strangers every day. Among them, there are inquiries from various people, and some are empty and boring advertising messages. He would often receive a few messages before. But later he felt that the messy people were too mixed, so he only used Weibo as a medium to promote the festival and only received regular customers. Later, because it was a bit troublesome, Xiao Nanzhu took the initiative to block the private messages of strangers. But on this day, he came back to rest after running downstairs. After inadvertently poking through the private message, he discovered the news that he had not had time to read.
Pickling
Hello, are you there?
Pickling
Hello, where?
Pickling
Hello? in? in? in?
I haven’t seen three private messages in a row before Xiao Nanzhu, one every day, seeing this tone, he subconsciously feels that this should be a customer who visits to consult, but he will not accept business cooperation for the time being. The message was left on the top, it didn’t make sense that the person hadn’t seen it yet, but now that he saw it out of politeness, Xiao Nanzhu still replied that something was wrong, and it was not two seconds before he sent the message. He saw that the guy called the chicken boy immediately responded with another message,
Pickling
! ! You finally returned to me! ! Hello there! ! Hello there! !
Looking at the excited tone, Xiao Nanzhu raised his eyebrows inexplicably. He felt that this person’s enthusiasm was a bit strange, and he wondered if it was his own feudal superstition on Weibo. He brings fans while working, but his Weibo fans will always ask Xiaoxiao under his Weibo in a weird tone, when will you open a Taobao store to sell calendars and charms, Xiaoxiao thinks you are a rainy day and chocolate Not committing to the strange question of taboos, and would never talk to him so excited and cautiously, and when Xiao Nanzhu was puzzled, the Weibo account immediately sent a large piece of news that he could not understand.
Pickling
A little! ! is it you! ! Our whole family is always looking for you! ! When you lost it, everyone was anxious to death. There were so many big witches in the village who couldn't find you while entering the city to work! ! I used to live in the east end of the village! ! Little chicken cub! ! Do you remember! ! Our village is getting better now! ! You don't have to go to the mountains to hunt wild animals to satisfy your hunger during the New Year! ! Electricity and water supply! ! The great witches all work outside to send money to the village! ! Our saint Lei Li has been admitted to college this year! ! Thanks to ethnic minorities for extra points, thank you people, thank you party! ! Fortunately, the hard work pays off! ! I have found you, Xiao Xiao! ! Ahhhhhhhhh! !
Such a long string of words gave Xiao Nanzhu a stunned look. His first reaction was that this might be a low-end scam account or something, but when he saw the sentence you were anxious for losing everyone, he still Inexplicably think this matter may not be that simple yet, but this person is full of witches, saints and so on, it sounds weird. When he comes up, he calls himself a little or something, but it is also inexplicable. With the unlucky life experience that he didn't understand now, Xiao Nanzhu still didn't answer anything so easily, and he subconsciously gave a string of clues to so many things from the previous period in his mind.
The character Ji on the brass lock that accidentally found in Situ Zhang’s house means that he should be a member of an unidentified ethnic minority. The calendar scriptures and strange calligraphy and paintings accidentally obtained in the underground palace represent that he was born to understand one Looking back to the history of the extension of the yellow calendar, he himself seems to be inextricably related to the ancient Huaxia tribe. In addition, the ancient writing expert Lao Yang also said that he did have an accident in the mountains of Province S. I have to meet an ethnic minority that has never been discovered. From this point of view, this stranger who found himself from meagerness is not abrupt, but Xiao Nanzhu can’t be sure with just a few words. So now he pretended to be questioning and replied,
"Calm down, friend, tell me, who are you and who are your people?"
After this sentence was sent out for a long time, Xiao Nanzhu frowned and waited for a while, and felt very irritable. He looked back and forth at the words that this person had just sent, and there was a faint faint in his heart. After all, as far as he is concerned, if he can really understand his own life experience and even know the things that happened to him, it would be great. After all, he hasn’t understood the calendar until now, old Yang can't find anyone now. I guess it will take some time for him to come out of the mountain, so he has shown some patience for this chicken boy who came to the door without saying hello, and just like this in his heart. At the moment, this mysterious chicken cub had already sent a lot of things over, and this time, he directly gave Xiao Nanzhu the best evidence to win his trust.
Baby:
We are the survivors of the Huaxia Ji Clan. We were born to inherit our family’s blood. The Xuanyuan’s palm calendar, Lei ancestors are good at weaving, and Shennong Jing Medicine. Those are our ancestors. You carry the Ji family’s surname and supernatural power. , So proficient in the calendar can dominate the calendar, it is absolutely impossible for me to admit wrong, absolutely impossible to admit you wrong! !
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Nanzhu’s expression became a little subtle. Originally in the morning, he said he was going to show his daughter-in-law to see which day the due date is right, but now his thoughts are completely called a cock. The person in ”was hooked away, but if the appointment is ready, you still have to go, otherwise it’s not good to offend others, and thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu turned over the almanac at hand and saw that it clearly showed that today is April Fool’s Day. Xiao Nanzhu laughed immediately, then raised his brows and replied,
Master Huang Li, Lao Xiaov:
If this is not a boring joke, come to Huanbei Road in the afternoon to find me, tell me what you know, and I will decide whether to believe you or not, um, happy April Fool's Day.
"..."
The moment when Xiao Nanzhu’s news was accurately sent, he was actually not far away. At this time, a man in a hard hat was squatting on the edge of a construction site in Y city, holding a shabby mobile phone. Clenched his fists, this dusty and dirty young face was supposed to be as obscure as most low-level laborers in this city, but it had profound facial features and extremely delicate sunken wide eyes and thin lips.
This appearance is obviously slightly different from the average Han people, plus his conspicuous height looks like a model even if he is squatting, but this conspicuous man can only squat at the moment. The back of his back wiped his eyes with the dirty back of his hands. The expression on his face was not only complicated, but also twelve points of sorrow. At this moment, he had only one thought in his heart and that was to find the little girl who was worried about the whole family as soon as possible. The patriarch, thinking like this, the dedicated man suddenly felt his back slowly leaning towards the individual, and then a terrifying roar rang.
"Jizai!!! You are stubborn!!! You **** lazy for me again!!! Hurry up and drag the steel over there!!! Hurry up! Hurry up!!!"
The fat man who scolded was the worker Liu on the construction site. A few days ago, I saw that this kid named Ji Zai was upset. Although he is strong enough to support five young laborers, he eats a lot. I don’t think it’s worth it, because the workers on the construction site are all his fellow workers, so it’s inevitable that these workers will crowd out this kind of poor people who never know what to do in poor areas, and he is a small foreman who takes care of him. It's these low-level workers, so they always target this kid when they eat or pay to show off their right.
It happens that this kid looks like a human being but is a full soft guy. He doesn't say anything when he is bullied. It just so happens that Liu Gong came to the construction site to show off his majesty today. Seeing that this little kid is lazy to find When he arrived, he came to find fault and scolded him, but the guy who usually looks like a trash ignored him today, and when Liu Gong was so angry that he rushed up and asked the hard hat to draw the kid’s head, he half squatted. Ji Zai on the ground suddenly turned around and glanced at him with a terrifying look.
"You're so **** stupid!! A pig cast! You! What do you look at...you! You!!!"
This look frightened Liu Gongtou's remaining full belly of swear words. He opened his mouth dry and was a little bit afraid of this kid who looked like a wolf. He didn't know it was Ji. What kind of person Jae was before coming to city y, but this one looked like a beast in his hometown with a yellow light. It was scary to look at, and he was disturbed in a good mood, so he was not in a good mood at the moment. After subconsciously leaving Liu Gong, Zai directly patted the gray on his body and stood up.
"I don't want to do it anymore."
Standing up, Ji Zai was nearly 1.9 meters tall and completely covered Liu Gong. He used to walk awkwardly on his back, so Liu Gong was not unaware of this. He is a terrifying young man who looks threatening like a bear, but when you look at it this way, there is a certain kind of non-good aura from all over his body, but his words still make Liu Gong angry. Face, pointed at his nose and shouted,
"You don’t want to do it! You told me that you only worked for twenty-nine days this month! Go now! No one dime! Here I have the final say! Don’t leave. Think about it!!"
The scream on the edge of the ear is terrible, Ji Zai pressed the fire and did not speak, but there was a nameless evil fire in his heart. He had a bad temper, except for his grandmother, his mother, and three little sisters. No one dared to speak so loudly to him, but since he was called by the corresponding clan to work in the city to earn money, he was always yelled at, scolded by others, when he was a courier, and when he was a waiter. He was scolded, and now he switched to a job as a construction worker. He had to endure it because he was short of money to build a brick house before, but now he is about to find their future patriarch to revitalize his clan. He must be a great hero in the clan in the future, so he is not afraid anymore. Thinking like this, Ji Zai, who is almost three heads higher than the dirty-mouthed Liu Gongtou, took off his helmet directly with his mouth, and then ordered He lifted the fat man who was almost two hundred jin up.
"You!!! You!!! Help!!! Help!!!"
His feet are off the ground and kicking in mid-air. This Gongtou Liu is used to bullying people. Now he is really flustered, but he completely misunderstood Ji Jae, who usually doesn't talk to people very much and seems to be useless. He didn’t know the true character of Ji Zai, who was able to kill a bear empty-handed before going out of the mountain, but Ji Jae, who had been suppressing his nature for a few more days, was not in a good mood. Directly taking the fat man who troubled him repeatedly and the taller dog like a grasshopper, he ignored the frightened workers beside him, frowned and said coldly,
"I have been holding you back for a few days, are you looking for death, fat man?"