Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 65: [One more]
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It’s not a coincidence that the police came here. As soon as Xiao Nanzhu heard the movement outside, he knew that Peng Dong and the others estimated that they had dispatched the entire SWAT team, but it was originally an international scene. It's really bold enough to make things so exciting.
It just so happens that the founding of the army and the party has almost cleaned up the mess, and after seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu looked down at the hideous eight difficulties on the ground, and suddenly pulled out a wrinkle from his trouser pocket. Baba's calendar paper, with a quick utterance in his mouth, he raised his hand and snapped the evil thing that was still roaring at him into the calendar paper.
"Peng Zu Baiji! Good fortune and Gods should trend! Fierce Gods should be jealous! Excluding fullness and stability, breaking dangers and opening and closing! Close!"
The yellowed yellow paper burst out with a burst of golden light, and when Xiao Nanzhu grabbed this calendar paper back, Ba Nan was already sealed in the calendar as a fierce, evil beast with a mouth full of teeth. In paper. The Jianjun and the Party were still taken aback when they saw Xiao Nanzhu's professional posture, and wondered when the teacher even figured out this new trick.
Because I just learned to do this, Xiao Nanzhu, who only learned this trick from the pamphlet before, is considered a novice. Now, if you look into it carefully, Xiao Nanzhu only thinks that the pamphlet that only he can understand. There are really some special ways to deal with his problems in this regard, and thinking about it this way, he will inevitably think of the conversation he had with New Year's Eve the night before.
The calendar is the name of the booklet he brought out from the underground palace. Because there are so many rare characters that I can’t understand, Xiao Nanzhu only read the first few pages with a guess. On New Year's Eve, I told him that he was probably the descendant of a certain minority, and perhaps had something to do with the ancient Han people, or maybe it had something to do with the ancient fierce tribe Chiyou.
Naturally, Xiao Nanzhu feels a bit too mysterious about this, but both the brass lock with the character Ji and the book called the calendar have opened up a convenient way for him invisibly. Regardless of what he was like before, in short, he is still a person who knows nothing about the Chinese Calendar, the Book of Changes, or even the Eight Diagrams of Fengshui before the New Year this year.
However, after doing his career as a yellow calendar, he inevitably came into contact with some basic knowledge, and after he obtained this calendar and studied it carefully, he unexpectedly discovered that if the old yellow calendar is his qualifications If it proves, then this calendar book is his induction training book. He did not receive any training before and became the academy teacher. The facts have proved that besides relying on his own good skills and fooling people, he actually has to rely on The abilities of these calendar gods can help themselves to complete his work.
But after he read this booklet, he suddenly discovered that the calendar is not so much a vassal who relies on the calendar gods to act, it is better to say that the calendar gods dominate all the existence, because in this book Some things mentioned in the booklet he hadn't finished reading obviously taught him the common sense and essentials of how to truly control the old almanac. For this, the words on New Year's Eve also gave Xiao Nanzhu the best answer.
"The Huangli and Lishen were originally created by the earliest Xuanyuan clan. The Calendar Scriptures were written by him, with the intention of passing on these things, but since the ancestors of the humanities returned to heaven, few people knew about these things. Although the subsequent calendar teachers can use our abilities to do something, they are just ordinary people. Because they lack the existence of the calendar scripture, the calendar gods cannot get help from the calendar teacher, so they will appear. Some traditional festivals eventually disappeared and the lunar calendar gradually became chaotic..."
Because of the lack of a real way to use this calendar scripture, all the calendar teachers before Xiao Nanzhu are empty. They have the title of a teacher but have not received any systematic vocational training. For this Xiao Nanzhu Nan Zhu only felt that this year's big luck event was really one after another, and after he turned over the pamphlet, he actually gained something.
The taboos of the yellow calendar were calculated by the ancients based on the arrangement of gods and evil spirits and formulating rules. For the specific method, please refer to the "Xie Ji Biography Book". Through the relationship between year, month, day and time, we can calculate the good and evil spirits on this day. For example, on Yihai Day today, the good gods have the virtues and the evil spirits have monthly punishments.
Obtaining the evil spirit, we can infer the taboo today based on the evil spirit. Because the arrangement of itself has a certain regularity, so for this point, there is a corresponding formula for Kanji Kansha, and as the calendar paper carrying the divine power of the yellow calendar, the calendar teacher only needs to match the twelve gods recorded in the calendar. Jue can correspondingly see through evil, turn death into life, and reverse yin and yang, and each of these twelve phrases represents a kind of ability of the teacher.
Building and removing the twelve gods refers to building, removing, full, peace, stability, holding, breaking, peril, success, closing, opening and closing. Because Xiao Nanzhu has not yet fully comprehended all the contents of the Calendar Sutra, he has also learned to build, break, and receive these three words. The rest he has not yet understood what it means. , Receipt represents three kinds of magic techniques that he can master as a calendar teacher.
Build is the vitality of health. The calendar teacher can use this technique on the Jianri of each month, which is the most auspicious day of the month. Because the vigorous energy can turn nothing into existence, it is said that the Xuanyuan clan created the first calendar **** in the calendar at Jianri.
This is also mentioned in this calendar scripture, but the relevant fragments accompanied by a large number of rare characters Xiao Nanzhu didn’t read too clearly, and he didn’t know much about the first calendar god, but it probably meant that Jianri was able to use the calendar paper and the ability to build and eliminate the twelve gods, and create new or disappeared calendars to promote new life, and the corresponding breaks represent the completely opposite ability of Jian.
The so-called calendar **** is a **** who protects the normal daily order. Because he is a symbol of Fuze, he is born with many responsibilities. However, if the mind of a calendar **** is polluted and becomes an existence that runs counter to the right way, Then it is necessary for the calendar teacher to make it clear, and breaking is the word formula corresponding to this ability.
About this, Xiao Nanzhu guessed that there should have been such a situation, so this is mentioned in this calendar scripture, but he is also not interested in this point, so he gave a general look, and this The so-called collection tactics that he downloaded was actually the key to his just overcoming the eight difficulties.
Evil and greed, dead creatures and evil stars, but all evil dead creatures can be collected in the calendar with this collection of characters, like the entire black dragon skeleton before it has been made by Xiao Nanzhu Going back to the test, and now trying it again on Ba Rare, he feels weird and easy to use.
After all, it’s convenient and easy. The key is quite clean. He can take the Eight-Difficulties home and ask them slowly. Now Hanshi looks at Tai Sui at home, and he just took the Eight-Difficulties back home. He was able to interrogate both the principal and accomplices together, and when Xiao Nanzhu was thinking like this, he squeezed the evil-suppressing calendar paper in his hand into his pocket. After that, he did not cooperate with Jianjun. They explained too much nonsense. They only lifted up the folding chair that fell on the ground and sat down by themselves, then sighed in relief and took out their mobile phone to call Peng Dong.
Waiting for Peng Dong to answer the phone, Xiao Nanzhu wanted to smoke again, but thinking of the Cold Food Festival saying that he could not move an open flame today, he could only wait for Peng Dong, who was shouting at himself as a thug, with an annoying expression on his face. react to. Just half-dead on the Army Day, I just sat on the ground and started wiping the guns and waited for the end of get off work. On the Party Day, I was quite enthusiastic and took the initiative to help Li Zhonglin, an outstanding member of our party.
After the thrilling scene just now, Li Zhonglin is stuttering now. After all, although he believed that Xiao Nanzhu could help him before, he never expected to experience such a horrible scene of being hijacked by demons and evil. Upon seeing the party, I felt that I had to say something, so I patted Li Zhonglin on the shoulder cordially and said that this man who represents the highest thought of our party has a serious education with a Hunan accent.
"Comrade Li Zhonglin, although our party firmly believes in materialism, the world is full of miscellaneous things. There are always things that we don’t know. Don’t take this matter too seriously today. You will still believe in the truth in the future. , Feudal superstition must not be—"
I didn't finish the words, and at the Jianjun Festival nearby, I couldn't help but slap my thighs and laughed. Jiandang saw that he was ridiculed, and Li Zhonglin looked awkwardly. I don’t know what to say about this scene, but just after Xiao Nanzhu waited for twenty or thirty seconds, the voice that had been shouting from the outside changed by one. When Peng Dong picked up the phone, it was already gone. Xiao Nanzhu patiently spoke straightforwardly.
"I'm inside, don't shout, you will come in five minutes later, I will go out through the back door first, the problem has been basically solved, call an ambulance for the leaders and bosses... Oh, and ah, Are you free next week, come to my house for a meal."
Only Xiao Nanzhu's casual tone was heard in his ears. Peng Dong, who was organizing the explosion-proof team outside, grabbed the phone in his hand stiffly, and his expression was a little dull.
He really didn’t expect that Xiao Nanzhu would appear here, and he didn’t expect that he had finally rushed over and nothing happened to them. After all, he had seen the wind and waves before, but in this matter. Shang Peng Dong was still defeated by his Nan Ge's posture of playing cards unreasonably.
However, thinking that Xiao Nanzhu had solved the beheading demon for him before, Peng Dong rationally chose to trust Xiao Nanzhu, but with a large group of colleagues and leaders around him, he could not speak loudly or ask other questions. What? So after a few seconds of silence, the pale-faced Captain Peng looked at the meeting site where the door was still closed before his eyes.
"I have...free, eat...eat (┳＿┳)"