Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 35: [Women’s Day Modified Version]

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Mrs. Wang Li’s guests stayed at her house all morning. During this period, Xiao Nanzhu played several games of Mahjong with him, winning or losing but still gaining a lot. Several women talked a lot of gossip at the poker table. Xiao Nanzhu listened to each other and learned a lot of first-hand news in the city recently. For example, Mrs. Liu is about to have a second child recently. The deputy mayor’s house recently reported that the crime is not too peaceful, and the city’s public elections are about to begin. Each of the two is going to find a good master to see the official movement, and what Xiao Nanzhu wants to hear is naturally for Silently remembered in his mind, Quan should open more doors for himself.

When the card game is almost done, the ladies are ready to go back to their homes with a tired look, because it is the first time to meet, Xiao Nanzhu wanted to give these ladies a meeting gift out of courtesy issues. It happened to be Women’s Day today, so he slickly added a holiday gift to the female compatriots, and handed these things one by one amidst the laughter of the wives. When these wives took a look, they were caught The so-called Women's Day gift in my hand was taken aback.

The small red paper package looks like New Year’s Eve money, but what they don’t know is that these are actually some very precious blessings to women on Women’s Day. It also happens to be New Year’s Eve. Helping her go to work today, so they can get some luck from Xiao Nanzhu. Since the original appearance is actually more inclined to sanitary napkins and the like, so this morning on New Year’s Eve, he also deliberately sat on the sofa in the living room and changed them to his favorite appearance, which contained some things such as menstruation. Regularity, relief of labor pains, diminished freckles, and disappearance of wrinkles, so these ladies will naturally understand the beauty after receiving it.

At this moment, they naturally have no way of knowing this, but seeing Xiao Nanzhu’s appearance of an old god, they believed it for the time being, plus Wang Li’s repeated recommendations before, they gave Xiao Nanzhu this person They also had a certain degree of trust in their abilities, so after greeted Wang Li, they also left first.

Because in order to cope with this group of lavish ladies, Xiao Nanzhu was naturally tired all afternoon. Standing next to him on New Year’s Eve, he honestly acted as an assistant should be, and Xiao Nanzhu seemed to be somewhat The guy who is not used to this consistently fierce and wicked look is a little uncomfortable after seeing him busy with himself several times, and only whispers to make him rest and leave him alone, and when these people are gone, Wang Li leads After he and New Year’s Eve went upstairs and found a quiet reception room to sit down, the middle-aged woman seemed to smile apologetically at him, and then she spoke,

"Before you said that you wanted to pay more, you said that you don’t need it, you want to give some gifts and you said it’s not necessary, but I got so much help from your teacher, it’s not stingy, so I wanted to give these friends too Tell me about it, it will be convenient for them to find you in the future..."

"Well, wherever it is, it's just a matter of effort, just take care of the business in the future."

He also laughed. Xiao Nanzhu knew that Wang Li was interested in helping him to get closer to each other, so he nodded and received this intention. After all, the road in the future will have to be paved by these nobles, he The help to Wang Li was just business affairs. However, as a middle-aged woman suffering from the torture of marriage, Wang Li now seems to be very grateful to Xiao Nanzhu who rescued him. Seeing that she was sitting expressionlessly on New Year’s Eve, there was nothing around her. No matter what outsider, she simply lowered her voice and sighed,

"Hey, after so many years, I have endured it. It is reasonable to say that this kind of improvisation will pass for a lifetime, but I think that my raised son and his father have learned to become the same asshole. I've been fed the dog like this, and I feel chilled... I just want to understand when I go back to the Lantern Festival, no matter what method I have to ask him to agree to divorce me, I also lost the calendar for your help, let the old man/wolf be well Long memory..."

Wang Li's expression was cold and disgusted, she had no feelings for her ex-husband, and she helped her to fix a handful of her ex-husband’s Xiao Nanzhu before. He also raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, and then pressed the cigarette **** into the ashtray,

"It's just a little trick, nothing on the table. Since this man hates you for your age, a young girl who likes youthful looks, and a graceful **** figure, I will give him all these things, so he can count as him. The meaning of... But he will have to meet with a normal life in the future as a big man, and he will definitely not be able to bear it if he really becomes that way..."

"Yeah, you didn't see his virtue of calling me and yelling at me, you can't scare him..."

After hearing this, Wang Li's depressed mood just now seemed to be better because of Xiao Nanzhu's words, and she laughed along the way, but at this moment Wang Li noticed the New Year's Eve when she had not spoken.

Because she has seen a lot of big people, Wang Li has some experience in seeing people. She admires Xiao Nanzhu's witty and courteous character, so she is willing to give him some help. At this moment, seeing New Year’s Eve, Wang Li felt that the people around Xiao Nanzhu were a little unusual. Regardless of his appearance as a stranger, the fierce aura around him seemed to make people palpitate. Thinking like this, Wang Li, who was planning to keep Xiao Nanzhu at home for dinner, suddenly hesitated. Looking at the slightly ambiguous behavior of the two and the occasional look in the eyes, he also figured out some different flavors. .

She has also met men who like men. Xiao Nanzhu is upright and free and easy. She has been in touch with him several times. She hadn’t seen this man in red before at Xiao Nanzhu’s residence, but Wang Li was a little bit emotional at Xiao Nanzhu’s attitude towards him. After all, he and his husband could not be so harmonious for many years. Enviable. But Wang Li is not a woman who has never seen anything in the world, knowing that people always have their own lives, so she doesn’t even manage herself well, and she has no right to take care of others, and in the end she just asks Xiao Nanzhu to let her forget it. In the specific divorce period, I simply let Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve leave earlier.

"You are going abroad next week, right? That's basically the day for the divorce. Xiaoman will try to do it before. Pick a decent working day. It must be an even number. There is a sunny morning. □ Point It’s best to catch up with the auspicious time. After all, ending a marriage is a bad thing. You have to understand before the full moon. Don’t wash your hair for two days after you come back. Only then will you have a chance to complete it again..."

After discussing quietly on New Year’s Eve, Xiao Nanzhu finally chose such a good day for Wang Li to prepare for a divorce at the suggestion of his own calendar, because this kind of thing is very important at all times. It is necessary to calculate the birth date of Wang Li and her husband in order to arrive at such an accurate answer.

However, this era is not as feudal as it used to be. Women can choose their marriage freely, without worrying about secular views, and no one will take care of her nosy. It seems that Women’s Day will appear as an emerging festival. The reason in the almanac, after all, it also symbolizes the continuous progress of society and the development of civilization to some extent.

However, the negative emotions brought about by the breakdown of the marriage should be cleaned up as soon as possible. After receiving the benefits of Wang Li, he will naturally do a good job in the after-sales service to her, and Wang Li is really generous, so he will directly take this time The consultation fee was settled by Xiao Nanzhu, and he personally called the driver to take him home. When Xiao Nanzhu returned home from Fangshan Villa with New Year’s Eve, they unexpectedly discovered that they were still waiting at the door. Guests.

……

The man who seemed to have been waiting at the door for a while was called Fang Bei. He had actually personally trusted Xiao Nanzhu on Weibo before, but he didn't mention that he would come today. Usually, guests will make appointments when they come to the door, so Xiao Nanzhu was a little surprised when he saw this man named Fang Bei, but this man was polite and easy-going, and he was a little embarrassed when he saw Xiao Nanzhu and New Year’s Eve come back. Said hello,

"Eh, hello, is this Master Xiao Li? I am the old party who has privately trusted you on Weibo. I came over today to ask about my own affairs. Is it convenient for you now..."

"Oh, convenient and convenient, come in first... New Year's Eve, open the door."

Suddenly I remembered the name of the man named Fang Bei. Xiao Nanzhu nodded thoughtfully and led him into the door together. Because they were going out today, they left the Nian Beast. At home, it’s always uncomfortable for this big guy to be held back at home, so as soon as I heard the sound of the key opening the door, Nian Beast leaped over to act like a baby, and Ben walked into this room nervously. Fang Bei's face paled as soon as he saw this monster-like thing.

"Bow!!!! Bow!!!"

There was a string of cheerful dog barks in his mouth, and his face was black on New Year’s Eve, and he kicked his head in front of his face, and the Nian Beast hummed and rolled on the side of the sofa. With the tail raised, this look not much different from the ordinary pet dog made Fang Bei, who was originally inhumane, a little puzzled and his eyes widened, and Xiao Nanzhu, who almost lost the smoke in his mouth, quickly stood in front of the man. , And then explained with a dry smile,

"The dog raised at home makes you laugh, the golden retriever is dyed, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

Speaking like this, New Year’s Eve has consciously dragged the Nian Beast to the back room for discipline, Xiao Nanzhu breathed a sigh of relief but hurriedly pushed the frightened client onto the sofa and sat down. Fang Bei seemed to have not fully recovered, he stared stupidly when Xiao Nanzhu was about to pass a cigarette to him, and when he came out from inside on a gloomy New Year's Eve, he never saw the monster-like dog, Fang Bei I glanced at Xiao Nanzhu and then at New Year's Eve, then coughed,

"Ah, sorry... I was a bit gaffey just now, it is actually like this. I also told you in a private message before that I am getting married recently. I saw on Weibo that you are very interested in this aspect. I’m studying, so I’d like to ask you about the wedding date..."

The man said that with a nervous and embarrassed smile, Xiao Nanzhu nodded in understanding when he saw it, but didn't take it seriously. After all, this wedding day is best set. There are no more days suitable for marriage throughout the year. There are more than 100 days to find and find at random. However, this specific situation needs to be analyzed in detail, and sometimes it is necessary to combine the couples. After Xiao Nanzhu bit the cigarette and took the eight-character note written by Fang Bei to him and passed it to the nearby New Year’s Eve, after taking a look at it, the expressionless Lishen looked complicated. After taking a close look, he leaned close to Xiao Nanzhu's ear and said something while pressing his voice.

The words on New Year’s Eve rushed into the ears and made Xiao Nanzhu a little surprised. Fang Bei, who sat opposite them, seemed to feel their emotional changes, so he squeezed his fists nervously, and then thought about it again and said again,

"Is there... any problem?"

"Well...Mr. Fang, have you had a wedding with your wife before?"

Questioning like this, the expression on Xiao Nanzhu’s face seemed a bit incomprehensible, and when he heard this, the blood on Fang Bei’s face disappeared instantly. He seemed to think of painful memories. This book still seemed very easy-going. The expression on the man’s face became a little more frozen, and after a while, he murmured with a trembling voice,

"Yes...Yes, last December 4th was the day when my wife and I got married, but the wedding was never completed. The car my wife was in was passing through Chunxiu Road. At that time, she was run over by a truck. She was seriously injured and not only suffered severe facial burns but also lost her fertility. I have been taking care of her for several months. I decided to reconsider the wedding after she was finally discharged yesterday. But I am afraid now, so I want to find an auspicious happy day... As long as I can marry her home well, I will...I will be satisfied..."

Having said that, his eyes were red, and Fang Bei seemed to think of the scene where he carried his **** wife out from under the car, and his voice was trembling. But for so long, this has almost become a nightmare he can't forget, because just watching the girl he cherish endures such painful torture makes him feel like a knife, not to mention what happened after the wedding car accident. Many things have happened.

"I’m not afraid of your jokes when I say it. Actually, I came to you today to ask about this without telling my family. My parents started to persuade me after they knew that my wife was barren. Several of my buddies are also talking about me. My lover’s face is burnt like that and it’s hard to recover. My wife has always been in a bad mood and didn’t want me to see her face. Sometimes the wound hurts and I keep crying and let me leave her alone... But I I have been with her for seven or eight years. I promised to marry her and love her forever. Even if we have no children in the future, I will love her if she is not beautiful... There are many women in this world, but she There is only one..."

There was a red circle around the eye sockets, Fang Bei seemed to lose control of his emotions, and his voice became a little trembling. The pressure he encountered in front of his relatives and friends during this period made him at a loss, but he was convinced of that. The woman's idea of ​​getting married has never changed. He will always remember how he spent the most difficult years with that woman, and put her in the same position as his partner from beginning to end. After all, in his opinion, his wife is not a fertility tool, nor is it an item that can be thrown away casually. He cannot give up the feelings between them, and he cannot let go of his responsibilities as a husband. In the middle of the month, he came through it abruptly, and it wasn't until Xiao Nanzhu asked him just now that he couldn't control his emotions and choked out.

Such an idea seems a bit rare in today’s society where the value of women is still somewhat harsh, and this man who is full of responsibility and admirable is also a bit emotional. After all, men like Wang Li’s husband are everywhere. Yes, but it is very gratifying that a man like Fang Bei is not extinct. Thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu sighed as if touched, and the New Year’s Eve around him was also a little sad and pale. He pursed his lips and handed a piece of paper to Fang Bei with red eyes. Xiao Nanzhu's eyes widened when he saw it. After confirming that this was really a move he took the initiative on New Year's Eve, he suddenly I frowned, and then rushed towards Fangbei Road with a rough voice,

"Say it, crying, crying, it’s a good thing for two people to live well, no one can prevent this natural disaster*, what is it for your man to cry like this...Come on, it’s a good day for you, Lixia and Xiaoman are both good, suitable for wedding ceremonies, find a time after noon to ensure that there is no mistake, but remember to leave a copy of this wedding candy for me, the bridegroom..."

Xiao Nanzhu’s words made Fang Bei a little embarrassed and nodded. When the next New Year’s Eve draws a pen to write the specific wedding auspicious date, the young man is also relieved, but the accompanying specific charges are not included. Little, it took Fang Bei a month’s salary to get such a good deal from Xiao Nanzhu’s mouth. However, it is also worthwhile for a man. After all, for him, there is nothing better than going smoothly with his wife. Marriage is more important, but just as he was about to prepare Xiao Nanzhu’s home with his things, the man in red who didn’t talk a lot from the beginning to the end suddenly walked out of the house and handed it to Fang Bei. Paper bag.

"This is..."

Looking at the money-like thing in his hand in doubt, Fang Bei was a little confused but couldn't help but ask. On New Year’s Eve, he seemed to be silent uncomfortably, and he couldn’t explain why. He was grateful for the gift he gave his wife a true feeling, but he turned his eyes behind Xiao Nanzhu and looked at him with a smile but a smile. For New Year's Eve, he felt a little more unconscious in his heart, so he sipped. After pursing his lips, this gloomy and uncomfortable calendar spoke blankly,

"Happy Women's Day."

Fang Bei: "…………"

Xiao Nanzhu: "233333333"