Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 34: [Women’s Day Modified Version]
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As soon as Xiao Nanzhu came out of the shower, he found that New Year’s Eve had started to cook him early. The pot in front of him was stewed with delicate snow-white millet porridge, and there were several dishes on the side with fried potherb mustard. The salted sour cowpea and the cold malan are all Xiao Nanzhu's favorite flavors.
When Xiao Nanzhu, who subconsciously stared at him, passed by the kitchen door, he didn’t look up at him on New Year’s Eve, even though the man in the red shirt looked down at the porridge pot expressionlessly at this moment. He could not tell the peacekeeping, but Xiao Nanzhu just couldn't move his eyes.
Because I have a beast that can only eat and sleep, I will not only do all kinds of food on New Year's Eve, but also have a lot of research on snacks. This point was mentioned to him before the Lantern Festival, saying that it was the spring cake pickles made by the goddess of Mang Chonggu Yuyigan, who loved to make on New Year’s Eve. When the spring rain is approaching, he will bring fresh wild vegetables from Yulu Millet that he has collected for a year. The New Year’s Eve gentleman pointed out their craft. At that time, the New Year’s Eve gentleman was not as uncomfortable as it was later. He patiently prepared the snacks that these girls asked for, and did not forget to make the reunion he collected in the thirty nights happy and lively. Happiness is packaged in, and good luck for a year after eating.
Now it seems that this is indeed the case, but on New Year’s Eve, it seems that I don’t have so much mood to do these things, and thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu, who is in a complicated mood, sat on the sofa and wanted to feel at ease Taste the craftsmanship on New Year’s Eve, but before he sat down, he found that the two hundred and five beasts of Nian Beast were licking/fucking their greasy paws, and the chicken feet and duck necks hidden under his sofa Things like that were torn apart and almost eaten.
"Are you guys looking for a fight..."
I smoked the next year beast with soft cotton slippers. Xiao Nanzhu was not angry but just teased this coquettish and greedy beast with a smile, and he was not afraid of being smoked. He only rubbed it sticky to Xiao Nanzhu’s feet, and his golden mane was messed up by himself. His lifelike look was pleasing to the eye, and somehow understood why he was willing to keep him on New Year’s Eve. Xiao Nanzhu of the beast seemed to helplessly touch the antlers on his head with his palm, and then sighed softly,
"Hey, just like your master, the one who looks strange and scary is actually a fool..."
After saying this, Xiao Nanzhu himself felt a little inexplicable, but thinking of the nervous look on New Year’s Eve morning, he turned to smile and leaned on the sofa and silently started teasing the Nian Beast and smoking a cigarette, waiting for the end of New Year’s Eve. After the cooked breakfast was served to him, the two of them packed up and planned to start today’s work. And the whole day of Women’s Day, Xiao Nanzhu’s main task is to work with fellow women. thing.
Ms. Wang Li, who came to ask about things during the Lantern Festival last time, contacted him again, and his **** husband and son had completely torn their faces when she returned, and they have now moved back to her family. Because her natal family is also a rich family, although Xiao Nanzhu doesn't know exactly what background she is, she can probably guess something by looking at her dress that day.
However, considering the * problem, Xiao Nanzhu did not use the abilities of the Lishens to try to understand this absurd divorce case in the upper-class society, so this lady called him many times and he just gave advice. But I never asked too much. This seemed to please this lady to some extent, and she trusted Xiao Nanzhu's words more and more, so after learning that her marriage was not as good as broken, Wang Li simply insisted. I don't care about the begging of my husband and son. I only concentrate on counting the assets of the husband and wife and agreeing to divorce. It seems that I don't want to leave even the slightest chance of retention to this marriage.
But her husband is in politics, but in his private life, he didn't want to be so disgraceful, so he tried everything possible to keep things quiet, and this became the lady's best bargaining chip, and she was tossing about divorce compensation. This husband gave a hand. Because there were many follow-up questions involved, Ms. Wang Li also wanted to meet with Xiao Nanzhu to ask some questions carefully, so Xiao Nanzhu was specially invited to the home this morning, mainly to help She calculates which day will be more auspicious to go through the divorce procedures, so as to completely get rid of the unfortunate divorce of the middle-aged.
Thinking of this, Xiao Nanzhu, who was already sitting in the car sent by Ms. Wang Li to pick him up at the moment, seemed to look out of the window unintentionally, and when he saw the Fangshan Villa Community in this city, which is just in front of him, Fangshan, a blessed place with a century-old history, is looming amidst the green hills, and it is not surprising that he raised his eyebrows.
Before he knew that this lady was rich, but he didn't expect to live here. After all, if City Y can have a house in Fangshan, besides being rich, he must have the power and background. Zhang Chi's grandson also has money, and he can't count the number of houses and cars, and he runs a big company, but he hasn't been able to live in this Fangshan villa. Every time he mentions this, he always brings some upstarts. Style of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Looking at Wang Li’s decay and decline on the day of the Lantern Festival, Xiao Nanzhu only regarded her as an ordinary wealthy wife, but she didn’t expect that this middle-aged woman was hidden, she was hiding nothing in front of her. I would like to say more, the real background is far beyond people's imagination, and thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu glanced at the gloomy man sitting beside him with slightly stretched brows, and suddenly lowered his voice and asked,
"Are you more comfortable after coming to this mountain?"
It was his own idea to show his true body and Xiao Nanzhu on New Year’s Eve. After all, after the startling, on New Year’s Eve, he would not dare to put Xiao Nanzhu alone in danger. Because the two of them need to go out today, he has to replace himself. The fixed dress in the annual calendar on weekdays looks similar to ordinary people, so every New Year’s Eve king who is dressed in a red robe and gold armor becomes this Tang suit that looks very classical and beautiful but also has a modern flavor. It is just ancient. His outfit changed, and his aggressive appearance was still there, so even the driver Wang Li sent to pick up Xiao Nanzhu in the past was not spared. On the way, I was secretly looking at the back seat on New Year’s Eve, and when I heard Xiao Nan Zhu and himself took the initiative to speak, and was also taken aback on New Year's Eve when he was still hanging his eyes and not speaking.
He didn't expect that Xiao Nanzhu would notice the change in his emotions, so he nodded slightly while feeling a little cramped. After all, his mood at this moment is rare, because the Fangshan villa is built on Fangshan, Fudi, so the indispensable blessings entwined in the mountain also relieved the troubles of New Year's Eve to some extent.
The sorrow, sadness, despair, and hatred that had accumulated in my heart before seemed to be erased a little bit. Although not obvious, it obviously made New Year’s Eve a lot better. This change was not even noticed by myself. But Xiao Nanzhu, who has always been very sensitive to his breath, can still feel it, and watching New Year’s Eve nod to himself, Xiao Nanzhu also turned his eyes thoughtfully, and then spoke casually,
"Well...I will also pick a place in this mountain when I get rich someday, eh, if your community can mortgage and repay the mortgage every month, the driver master..."
These words are quite sour. The driver in front of the car gave Xiao Nanzhu a mocking look in the rearview mirror. He seemed to look down upon the third-rate magic stick that the wife had invited over, and Xiao Nan saw him. Zhuang didn't care. After speaking, he went to stare at the strange and magnificent blessing outside the window. It was a long time since New Year's Eve. After a long time, he clenched his trembling cuff slightly tightly and turned white. The edge of his lips was also uncontrollably curved.
The two people didn’t speak any more along the way. In the process, the villa belonging to the Wang family in Fangshan Second District has already appeared in front of you. Because they are all single houses, the place is clean. After the driver of Ai Liren stopped the car in the courtyard, Xiao Nanzhu got out of the car and entered the house together with New Year’s Eve. Xiao Nanzhu saw a mahjong Zhang in the elegantly decorated small reception room. At the table, and several dressed up in different ways, it can be seen that the rich or expensive ladies are spending this leisure afternoon chatting.
"Ah, Master Li, here comes! Quick, Xiao Zhang, make this year's fresh white tea..."
The appearance is much younger than before. After eating the youthful and beautiful Lantern Festival, Wang Li seems to have restored her former style overnight, and her dress is different from the previous time to create the influence of the politician wife. At this time, she was wearing a beautiful pearl white suit with a light makeup on her face. Seeing Xiao Nanzhu came in, she did not stand up to greet him, but waved at him with a very casual attitude. Instructed him not to be polite and come over, then smiled and pointed at the women around Xiao Nanzhudao,
"I told you about this expert before, don’t look at the young person, that way is really high, I think you are playing well together, I told you specifically... you don’t I know how difficult it is for me to divorce that **** from Lao Zhang this time. If my teacher hadn’t helped me, I would definitely suffer a lot as a woman..."
Wang Li said like this, the women couldn't help turning their heads and looking at Xiao Nanzhu. The New Year's Eve behind him seemed to be unaccustomed to being stared at Xiao Nanzhu by a woman in a house. Feeling, so his complexion is not very good, but Xiao Nanzhu has a casual look. He walked to the mahjong table only a few steps, and on New Year’s Eve took the initiative to drag a chair and let himself sit down, then he rushed at these women. A polite but not courteous smile, then squinted and said,
"I rushed over to harass a few people. How are you feeling today? How about Sister Wang's cards? I will show you your luck today...Oh, I lost a lot."
Xiao Nanzhu’s words made several women couldn’t help but laugh. After all, young and funny handsome men are always likable, and they feel at ease even if they look at them, plus he is still following behind A man in red with a more eye-catching appearance, so the atmosphere became more active for a while, and because of Wang Li's initiative, Xiao Nanzhu soon met these wives, and these women Relatively, he had a preliminary understanding of Xiao Nanzhu's occupation.
"Yeah, there is such a new business as Li teacher in this world. You can ask him if you don't do anything every day? Sister Wang, you can tease us..."
There was a lady’s cigarette in her mouth. The lady who was talking was said to be surnamed Jiang. Hearing what they talked, he knew that she was also an official lady, so she had a big frame. But when she said that, there was something else on the side. The young woman named Li also smiled and nodded,
"Yes, it sounds weirdly new, Master Li, tell us about the origin of the Master Li..."
The voice fell. Xiao Nanzhu, who had just replaced Wang Li who was unlucky and went to the poker table, also smiled. He was also a little surprised that Wang Li took the initiative to solicit business for himself this time, but this should be fooled. He still has to flicker, after all, it is also about his own money, so after he casually lost Zhang Xifeng out, he hooked his mouth to explain,
"My career as a yellow calendar teacher, in fact, it means taking advantage to communicate with the calendar gods. For example, this Taoist priest worships Sanqing, and monks worship Sakyamuni. I rely on the one in the old calendar. A calendar god, this Qingming Dragon Boat Festival, Gu Yu Lichun, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Eve, I can learn about your problems on that day, and there is actually a calendar **** who is there to take care of us every day... …"
"What? There can be such a thing...what is this Lishen..."
When I heard this, several wives were surprised. By coincidence, Xiao Nanzhu took the cards for Wang Li, and Wang Li, who was drinking tea and applying makeup by the way, started talking.
"Why not? You usually believe in the secrets of maintenance of **** masters. Today, you are stupid when you meet a real expert? But I saw a fairy-like assistant girl at Li Shi’s house that day. It was called Lantern Festival. Wasn’t it the Lantern Festival that day? I ate that glutinous rice dumpling. After I came back, I felt that the wrinkles were less...Eh, it’s not Women’s Day today, so this assistant who has been standing there Brother is called three..."
"..."
Standing expressionlessly behind Xiao Nanzhu, it was regarded as the New Year’s Eve of Women’s Day with a gloomy face and a look like he was about to turn his face at any time, so that Xiao Nanzhu immediately straightened his waist vigilantly, after all, this ancestor slaughtered The fact that all the evil spirits and all the snake girls were killed is still vivid. He is really afraid that he will lift the whole Fangshan if he is unhappy, but he feels that his mouth is idle before he opens his mouth to explain, and he is pressed along the way. The addiction to cigarettes is also a little bit up, but on New Year’s Eve, when he was a little unhappy, suddenly he quickly constricted his eyebrows stained with anger, and then took out a cigarette from his cuff, and first lit it with a match. It was sent to Xiao Nanzhu's mouth carefully.
A cluster of brilliant red flames lined those pale hands like dead wood, and the faint smell of smoke permeated into people’s lungs. Xiao Nanzhu couldn't help but froze, his eyes fell here uncomfortably. On both hands, there was a sudden urge to kiss it with the tip of the tongue, and after suppressing this inexplicable **** thought, Xiao Nanzhu took the cigarette with his fingers, and bit his mouth with decadent energy. Then he smiled and said,
"He doesn’t call March/August. March/August has taken leave today. My assistants usually call it according to this date. When Sister Wang went last time, the little girl called Yuanxiao, cough, let Everyone laughed..."
This explanation made these women laugh again. They seemed to think that Xiao Nanzhu was really funny, so after a while after playing mahjong, they exchanged WeChat. Xiao Nanzhu's personal spirit was naturally like a fish in water. His attitude of neither overbearing nor overbearing has also attracted the appreciation of several ladies. After all, most of them have the same troubles as Wang Li. Some are physical, some fertility problems, some are husband and wife relationships, and some are even more inadequate. At this time, they tend to relatively trust the professionals introduced by acquaintances, and this invisibly opened a convenient door for Xiao Nanzhu to open the Fangshan noblewoman circle in the future.