Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 33: [Women’s Day Modified Version]

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Two days after the thunderstorm, Xiao Nanzhu, who was tired and choked, stayed at home and didn't go out. Zhang Chi wanted to ask him out for a drink, but he refused. He might have really agreed to it before. After all, the little handsome guy who was a little interested in him also sent him several text messages expressly and impliedly last time, but since he asked the question on New Year’s Eve, he seemed like Suddenly there was no interest in this area, and after a little thought, it turned out to be awkward.

"New Year's Eve, do you like me?"

"..."

After Xiao Nanzhu asked this question that day, he didn't say a word on New Year's Eve, but he didn't want to answer it rather than that he didn't know how to answer it.

Because after hearing this, the expression of the always cold Lishen suddenly distorted, and the palms of his hands covered in his sleeves began to clenched.

Those who have been haunting him, the one-sided desires and thoughts for Xiao Nanzhu began to fill his mind again. It was clear that he was suppressed in every way before but seemed useless, and he was always thinking about Xiao Nanzhu's I was afraid of being known about this incident on New Year's Eve, but being unsparingly exposed in front of Xiao Nanzhu still made him feel a little embarrassed instantly.

He feels that he is shameless and despicable, carrying such evil thoughts to an unaware person, paying attention to his every movement every moment, and seeing him in danger but immediately can't bear his temper. He had never experienced such a situation on New Year's Eve, so in addition to nervousness and helplessness, he was more of a panic.

He was very afraid that he would suddenly be unable to control himself, so he used shameless means to intimidate and humiliate Xiao Nanzhu like the previous two times. After all, the body of the teacher is so beautiful, his mind was rippling just thinking about it. But the clear understanding of right and wrong made New Year’s Eve know that it was all wrong. He didn’t want to make Xiao Nanzhu disgusted and didn’t want to hurt anyone. Even if he could always be forgiven by kind people in the end, it didn’t mean he could do it all. To make such an excessive move again and again.

Thinking about this, on New Year’s Eve trembling and closing his red eyes, his heart turned thousands of times for a while, but there was no joy and relief of being exposed to the secret love, because all that came with him was to himself The deformed and distorted psychology is strong and guilt, and after finally restraining the soaring nasty/dirty thoughts in his heart, he slowly lifted the bright red eyes and turned to stare at Xiao with a stiff look. Nan Zhu, looking at him as if to tear off the skin and flesh on his face, muttered for a long time.

"I don't know, Li Shi...I don't know."

It seems like a childish answer. As a **** born in the first month of New Year’s Eve, he is born with the brightest color in the world, but his mind is like the simplest white paper. Every time he touched him, he still did the same, and Xiao Nanzhu couldn't help frowning when he saw it. After a while of silence, he reluctantly lit the cigarette that hadn't been lit in his hand for a long time, and took a deep breath. Talent,

"Forget it, I don't know if I don't know..."

Speaking such obvious perfunctory remarks, Xiao Nanzhu himself was still a little bit lost in his heart, but he could no longer be cheeky and continue to force New Year’s Eve to answer his own questions, so he could only act like nothing. occur.

But the thrilling scene under the lightning strike still filled him with an indescribable emotion towards New Year’s Eve. Xiao Nanzhu felt both grateful and pity in his heart. He said nothing on New Year’s Eve and he would force him What about him, and because of the earth-shattering work error of the shocking boy that night, he could only touch the black and simply deal with the wounds on New Year’s Eve, which was covered with burns. When this was done, Xiao Nanzhu felt again. Can't help crying out of suffering.

The faint light of the mobile phone hit the pale back. Xiao Nanzhu let New Year’s Eve take off his clothes and lay down on his bed, while he kneeled on the floor beside the bed. This should have been a normal thing. It's not that Nan Zhu didn't help others to treat wounds, but when his fingertips touched his **** and bleak skin, which had a strong skin color difference from ordinary people, Xiao Nanzhu still subconsciously messed up his breath.

On New Year’s Eve, I just lay there without saying a word. It is a weak, docile and arousing attitude of sadism, sadism, and desire. This is a strange contrast to his always grim and brutal way of doing things. , And his soft attitude towards Nian Beast and Spring Festival is another contrast. But any normal man can hardly resist such temptation. What's more, Xiao Nanzhu is not the kind of person who suppresses himself, so naturally he can't help but feel beautiful, but in the bottom of his heart he understands that some things cannot be crossed. So after closing his eyes and suppressing some wrong thoughts, he still concentrated on picking up the blood stains that had been condensed for New Year's Eve.

In this situation, Xiao Nanzhu still couldn't hold back and let go of his movements. Maybe it was because there were too many wounds on New Year's Eve and it was terrifying, so he was always afraid of hurting him, but he didn't know. However, this kind of injury is really nothing for New Year's Eve. How many times before he was stricken and tortured and he did not make the slightest begging for mercy, let alone in this case, so he just remained silent from beginning to end Since Xiao Nanzhu is touching him as if touching a porcelain piece, and maybe it’s always bad for a man to be single for too long, so after Xiao Nanzhu finally dismissed both New Year’s Eve and the horror and rested on his own, he But this night, I never fell asleep.

Things in the dream are so messy, Xiao Nanzhu feels irritable when he thinks of it. Only when he is fourteen or fifteen years old will he be useless in his dreams to dream about a person, but now he is really living and returning. , So when Seventeen came to work, he was too sleepy to open his eyes and not in a good mood. Xiao Nanzhu directly said that he was sleepy today, so he dismissed the diligent work experience after resting.

In the afternoon, he vaguely remembered that Peng Dong also called him. Xiao Nanzhu, who was half sleepy and half awake, had a brief chat with him and gave him his home address. Because Peng Dong’s work is also busy, he made an appointment to come to his house next time. When Xiao Nanzhu, who had slept for two days after declining all guests, woke up, he curled up on the bed like a stray dog. The decadent man himself can't tell the difference between day and night.

"Well...Is it still seventeen now..."

Closed his eyes and muttered to himself, Xiao Nanzhu, with his messy hair, yawned and touched the phone on the bedside table beside him. When he subconsciously opened the Weibo interface and looked at the time, he found himself here. I went to sleep and passed the previous day directly, and today is already March 8th, which is the International Women's Day.

Master Huang Li, Old Xiao:

Today is March 8th of the Gregorian calendar and February 18th of the Lunar calendar. It is suitable for sacrifice, marriage, son-in-law, and burial; avoid planting, making things, making stoves, and entering houses. On March 8, 1909, the first feminism broke out in Chicago, the United States. Since then, International Women’s Day began to spread around the world, and I would like to say a happy holiday to all the female compatriots who are celebrating today=3=

Standing in the bathroom while brushing his teeth while sending out this Weibo, Xiao Nanzhu still maintains the habit of posting a Weibo with a calendar every day, so he came to the circle and asked him to ask questions. Because he is busy this day, he has never had time to answer the questions of these enthusiastic netizens. When he bit his toothbrush while poking it out, some strange and weird questions appeared accordingly.

Zhang Xiaobai is also eating dirt today:

Huang Lishi Xiao Nanzhu Lishi asks for a flop! (^o^)/~ I had trachoma when I was a child. My grandma asked me to stand in the corner of the wall and wipe my eyes on the fourth day of the fourth day. I said it would be better if I wiped my red eye. Is there any scientific basis for this?

I picked such a conspicuous question casually, Xiao Nanzhu saw that it was not difficult to answer, but he was not someone who would answer other people’s questions seriously, so he forwarded it and asked the question. After the girl's Weibo, he snapped two sentences and added a cute emoji to send it out.

Master Huang Li, Old Xiao:

There is no scientific basis, but it is really useful~ By the way, it is okay to wipe your eyes from a corner, but you can’t wipe them more. Otherwise, if you wipe the bad luck from your eyes and wipe your vitality, then what you see in the future is not good. ~(≧▽≦)/~

Leaving this meaningful sentence, Xiao Nanzhu put his phone on the wet sink without taking care of the messages of the people below. His original intention was just a kind reminder, but this is enough The curiosity was suspended.

Nowadays, there are many people online, and Xiao Nanzhu receives a lot of private messages on Weibo every day. Naturally, there are many people who are willing to come home to negotiate a price with him. Because his profession is meant for any individual and organization, many companies such as airlines, express companies and other companies will also find him to negotiate some jobs. These people started with the idea of ​​having nowhere to go. However, after seeing Xiao Nanzhu’s professionalism and reliability through the Internet, he was naturally willing to pay for the money. This invisibly naturally added a lot of extra income to Xiao Nanzhu, so he took the line again. I made a few orders for home delivery.

It happened to wake up in the morning that he was in a bad spirit. In order to cope with the work in the afternoon, Xiao Nanzhu dangled a cigarette for a while, thinking in his heart whether he should take a shower and wake up. After all, the one who came to work today was notoriously bad-tempered on Women's Day, and he was so messed up that he might be scolded by the violent female calendar.

Thinking about this, Xiao Nanzhu moved too, but when he slowly took off his shirt and jeans, only a pair of pants were standing by the bathtub to turn on the water heater, the bathroom door behind him was suddenly accompanied by a moment. The cold wind turned on, and when he glanced back while pulling his underwear subconsciously, Xiao Nanzhu found that a red figure who had just met a while ago was standing at the door with an expression of astonishment, and was looking at Xiao Nanzhu’s table. After getting close to the body, the face that was still blankly looking at the New Year’s Eve also suddenly flushed, and then turned back quickly to explain in a tight voice,

"Master...Hug...I'm sorry, I don't see anything..."

When I heard this, I was taken aback. Xiao Nanzhu didn’t figure out why it appeared again today on New Year’s Eve, but seeing him like this, he was still a little helpless for a moment. After all, the two of them were the same. It’s true. It’s reasonable to say that I wouldn’t be embarrassed to see myself now, but the New Year’s Eve in a sober state is always the kind of character that Xiao Nanzhu can’t blame most, so even if he is still a little bit surprised What happened that day, but Xiao Nanzhu would not mention it again to embarrass himself on New Year’s Eve, so after rubbing the top of his head with his hand, he slowly sighed and said to himself,

"Fine, I didn't see it, but I want to take a bath, why are you running in, with me? And how are you here, Women's Day?"

When I heard Xiao Nanzhu’s question, I subconsciously wanted to turn my head to talk on New Year’s Eve, but after Yu Guang moved to the tight and beautiful muscles of Xiao Nanzhu’s upper body, the beautiful and gloomy calendar was still reddening. After lowering his head quickly, he frowned and explained,

"Women’s Day is unwell today, but this year she has no sick leave to take, so she can’t get up, but there is no free time for the rest of her neighbourhood, so she asked me to work overtime on Women’s Day... …She also said that if you ask about the cause of the disease, you will say that she is..."

"What happened to her?"

"She...the month is coming."

It’s hard to imagine such embarrassing words coming out of New Year’s Eve. After Xiao Nanzhu, who was almost choked to death, coughed violently, when he raised his head again, he saw the awkward ears of this gloomy temperament. The roots are all red, but two big men are here to discuss the issue of a **** aunt, which is also weird/trivial, so Quandang Xiao Nanzhu, who didn’t understand him, nodded his head to show that he understood, and stood there. He got up, and on New Year’s Eve with his back to him, he felt that Xiao Nanzhu did not intend to pursue their private shifts, and he was secretly relieved, but he went to the living room with hands and feet to sit down and began to listen quietly. Seeing the movement of Xiao Nanzhu in the bathroom, he was thinking of something on New Year's Eve, but subconsciously thought of what happened after the startling sting.

After the startling sting, he dared not come to see Xiao Nan for several days. After all, he was dismantled under that situation. On New Year’s Eve, he always felt bitter and hard in his heart. Xiao Nanzhu’s tolerance and gentleness made him feel bad. There was a kind of gratitude in his heart. On the one hand, he was secretly relieved of Xiao Nanzhu’s refusal to talk, but on the other hand, there was one thing that had to block him from trying to approach Xiao Nanzhu again. On the way.

The gods have a long lifespan. Although they will age in this process, they are often slow and almost negligible, because for ordinary humans they only need to appear in the world for one day, so humans are I am getting old because of the passing day by day, but Lishen stays in place.

This is the reason why calendar gods like them dominate time and years, but they often do not change much in appearance, but once a calendar **** breaks the rules and continues to appear in days that do not belong to him, Then what comes with it is that the time that should have been stagnant for him will return to normal. He still possesses divine power, but he gave up his privileges as a **** and chose to consume his own life. This is blind and stupid for a god. What is helpless is that now on New Year’s Eve...maybe it is exactly what he is facing Such a situation.

No one can tell his true vision so far. Women’s Day, Spring Festival, and horror. They only treat him as moody and uncertain, but they don’t know that this muffled experience is always better than they thought. I am paranoid, and although I know that one more day is consuming one more life, and I know that I may die in a short century or even decades, but in this case, I do not regret it on New Year's Eve.

He still can’t answer the question from Xiao Nanzhu about love, but what is certain is that if he can, I hope to see Xiao Nanzhu every time on New Year’s Eve, and protect him when he is in danger. It's good to share when he is happy, or to witness when he is happy, anyway.

Years and years are passing by like a white horse. If the price of living is to avoid seeing, this kind of loneliness and coldness is not rare on New Year's Eve, so I know that Xiao Nanzhu may not know his secret. Mind, New Year's Eve is still willing to fight for all opportunities to meet him.

After all, for him now, whether it’s New Year’s Eve, the Spring Festival or the rest of the day, he only remembers that this is the day he can stay with Xiao Nanzhu. This kind of attachment is not even his own. I understand the reason too much, but love affairs seem to make people crazy and irrational in this way, so no matter if Xiao Nanzhu will see something in the future, New Year's Eve is ready to stick to his persistence so recklessly, and thinking like this , Sitting in the living room watching the New Year’s Eve that was stealing Xiao Nanzhu’s snacks, the New Year’s Eve blinked as if thinking of something, and for a long time looked at her pale palms like dead trees and muttered,

"I like it, how can I... I don't like it..."