Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 31:

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Peng Dong also worked for three years. He spent a few years in the army before returning to his hometown y city to become a police officer. At that time, he was not considered to be the best, and staying in the army would not be a good way out. After the family arranged a transfer, he passed the self-examination for the police academy. Before leaving the army, he was naturally reluctant. After all, in the life of a man, the weight of the word comrade-in-arms is always extraordinarily heavy. , And Xiao Nanzhu, for Peng Dong, who had never changed, was a real nightmare.

When he first joined the army, Xiao Nanzhu was already an instructor. He was in charge of these two barracks. It was a reputation. Naturally, this reputation was not a good reputation at the time. It’s also brutal for big and small guys to kick and cry and call their mother. Before coming to the army, Peng Dong was very naive to think that this is a place to realize his personal ideals, defend his country, and learn advanced national defense knowledge. Soon his teacher, his instructor, and the man he admired most in his life let him understand with his fists and slap. If you want to grow up in such a harsh and difficult environment, you must first take your own light Pack the bones tighter.

"I remember one time in the mountain rehearsal that I dragged our team back, and the test results were very poor. You didn’t look good at the time. I was terribly afraid of it. It was even more uncomfortable than my dad’s punishment for cheating in junior high school , But I still couldn’t help but talk back. You were so angry that you punched me on the cheekbone, and you hit me so hard you didn’t even dare to fart..."

Slightly far away from everyone, a place leeward from everyone pressed his voice, Peng Dong stood awkwardly in front of Xiao Nanzhu, talking intermittently. Since he first saw Xiao Nanzhu, he has been in a complex mood that he could not tell. He took off his police cap and held it in his hand and his eyes were red. Perhaps he did not expect to see Xiao Nanzhu again in such a place. , He even temporarily forgot about going to the construction site for inspection, so he dragged Xiao Nanzhu to the side to talk, and Xiao Nanzhu, who was smoking a cigarette, didn't talk to each other. He just chuckled his mouth and smiled.

"Well, what's the matter? Still holding grudges?"

"No, instructor, what you taught was all right. Later, I didn't take the first place. I was...I was just happy. It's great to see you again."

When I heard Xiao Nanzhu say this, I scratched my head in embarrassment. The unsmiling police officer Peng Dong looked a little shy at this time, and a slightly shy smile line appeared in the corner of his eyes, and he was helpless when he saw it. After sighing, Xiao Nanzhu raised his hand to straighten Peng Dong's somewhat messy police uniform. Looking at the soldier he had taken before, he felt quite moved. He was familiar when he first heard Zhang Chi say this name. When I thought about the Peng Dong he knew, he had indeed said that he was from City Y, and when I saw this kid who was more mature than before, he didn’t know how much. Suddenly, Xiao Nanzhu, who is so young in this world, did not get out of the car directly. He only sat in the car and listened to him talking to Zhang Chi outside. He ran out to the rescue if the situation was not right, and Ben was still doing business. As soon as he saw Xiao Nanzhu's face, Peng Dong couldn't remember anything. He opened his mouth and stammered and shouted instructor Xiao, making the group of people around him dumbfounded.

"Don't call it an instructor, I'm discharged now, don't dislike calling Nan Ge..."

Speaking like this, he patted Peng Dong on the shoulder, because he was still thinking about the construction site, so they are not allowed to talk too much at this moment. Peng Dong seems to have a lot to ask Xiao Nanzhu, such as Why would Xiao Nanzhu stay in the army and be discharged? Why would he run to this construction site in the middle of the night with Zhang Chi like a rogue, and what should I do if I want to find him in the future, but Xiao Nanzhu has no face. Answered, only took out a business card from his jacket pocket, and then opened his mouth with a cigarette in his mouth,

"I have changed careers now, and I will call this when I see you. This construction site must not be allowed to enter tonight. You can check whatever you want until tomorrow morning, but you must not enter tonight. Zhang Chi did not lie, tonight There is really no dead person here. You can go to the hospital to check the identity information of the person who called the police. We cannot erase any traces in less than an hour. I have never lied to you in this matter. If you believe me, just listen. What I said today, I know it violates your principles, but..."

"..."

After hearing the words, he fell silent. Peng Dong knew that there were still many things wrong with this tonight, but since Xiao Nanzhu said so, he didn't know what to say. After all, Xiao Nanzhu is a man. It is clear that this man is firm, decisive, upright and full of principles. He can never cover up crimes or deceive himself. He used to be an excellent soldier. Now even if he is no longer his instructor, Peng Dong treats him. Trust and respect still exist, but this feeling of being kept in the dark is not very good. Xiao Nanzhu must have something to hide from him and didn't fully say it, but thinking of this, Peng Dong looked solemnly He glanced at the business card in his hand and saw that the three inexplicable words of Master Huang Li were in the middle. It took him a while to nod his head under his voice,

"Okay, Brother Nan, I believe you... But after this time I have to ask for your explanation, will it work?"

……

"Teacher Li, I really admire you. Did you really take away the hard-hearted policeman? Are you still his former instructor? Oh, then I really didn’t know Taishan before. Cao Chong died. The fat man actually told me that you used to be a cook in the kitchen, and I’ll beat him up. Isn’t this a tyrant... But what does the river monster look like in the river? I'll see it with my own eyes later. When I was studying, I liked to watch Approaching Science, but the grandson show was so **** nonsense that I couldn’t keep up every time. Didn’t it stop broadcasting in the end..."

I drove my jeep to the river beach near the Binjiang construction site. Except for Zhang Chi Xiao Nanzhu and Jingzhe, the workers at other construction sites including the police have left one after another. Peng Dong, who has confirmed the situation with the hospital, emphasized that I will definitely come over tomorrow morning to check carefully. Zhang Chi watched them with great gratitude and turned around and cursed Juniang. At this moment, Zhang Chi was driving the car while his mouth was still chirping, and Xiao Nanzhu was annoyed by it. I ignored him, just stared at him and asked him to put his ear on the car window glass.

"Jingzhe, what did you hear?"

"Oh... I heard the thing crying, she said she had died a total of 5,666 insect grandchildren and 1,598 snake girls. She had all these blood debts. Now, I must slaughter all the living creatures in the city and fill them with Binjiang to avenge his descendants..."

Squinting his eyes and talking like this intermittently, Jingzhe just subconsciously repeats the contents of the snake cry that has been entwining his ears, but his wide black eye pupils seem to sense something shimmering with light green light , Because at this moment, I was using my divine power to perceive every move of the snake mother under the frozen ground, so the seal on his body was also released, and the small italicized sting on his palm was also looming, Something seems to be breaking ground.

"How many years is this snake? Has it got horns?"

He frowned slightly, Xiao Nanzhu pressed the corner of his lips and asked, his expression a little complicated. He had checked a lot of information about snakes first, so naturally he understood a little bit better, but when he remembered the description of the form of the snake mother by the two night watch workers in his mind, he was a little uneasy. , And Jingzhe heard the words and took his open palms away, then covered his mouth and yawned sleepily,

"Well, the snake in the Xuantong period, the riverside water has been full of blessings, and she can hide her evil spirits and escape my annual spring thunder until it grows so big, and also gave birth to so many extra children, this The environment has been bad for a few years and the river has been polluted. This snake is originally an evil thing. Now it has accumulated dirty things. I am afraid that it will become an evil spirit. This evil way has always taken shortcuts. I don’t know how many years, but now you can grow so big, thanks to you people filling so many garbage and waste water... But she was a big mistake in cannibalism, and now that she is addicted, she can’t quit. On New Year’s Eve, she was also responsible for killing her offspring. Now that she hit me on the gun, I naturally want to send her to see the Western Tathagata, and then ask the Buddhas of the heavens to cross her..."

Speaking like this, Jingzhe didn't realize that he was still sitting in front of him, so he was unclear. Xiao Nanzhu nodded and rolled his eyes. It was obvious that the first time he encountered this kind of thing, his face was almost pale and listened to the conversation between them. Zhang Chi, then opened his mouth playfully,

"Why? Mr. Zhang, who is not afraid of the sky, is afraid of it? You insisted on coming in with me to have a look..."

"Who...who's afraid! I'll post on Weibo after a photo shoot! I will definitely scare the group of turtles who have never seen the world, haha!"

She smiled dryly, Zhang Chi was holding the steering wheel and his face was stiff, and he felt regretful but had to hold on, but Xiao Nanzhu happily raised the corners of his mouth and turned Zhang Chi away. Stopped at a place less than 20 meters away from the river beach, and together with Jingzhe, he got out of the car and walked towards the middle of the river beach.

"If you want to take a selfie, remember to find a good angle. If it doesn't work, just cover your head and pretend to be dead. Don't be afraid."

With a smirk and waved to Zhang Chi in the car, Xiao Nanzhu got Zhang Chi and a dry smile also converged on his joking attitude, and walked straight under the bridge, waiting for him to climb with a few neat movements After getting on the steel frame bridge, he squinted his eyes and glanced under the half-built Binjiang Bridge. As far as I can see, the turbulent black water is constantly beating on the beach. In the heart of the river is the head of a behemoth floating up and down. Standing underneath, the horrified sting raised his hand to his eyes, and looked at it for a long time but even the snake mother I can't see it anywhere.

"Oh, where should I go? Hit her by seven inches or hit her on the head? Master Li, would you like to pull me up to see if I am not tall, I don't seem to be able to see clearly..."

"You said what else can you do, you will directly deduct half of your salary today. There is no discussion about this matter."

Without words, Xiao Nanzhu talked and pulled up the sorrowful sting, and seeing this teacher who hadn’t seen anything other than sleeping, he managed to stand firm. Then he squeezed the cigarette **** into his hand and said,

"Wait later, I will draw a curse first. I don’t know if the Qimen Dunjia from 100/degree is reliable or not. I practiced at home for a long time, and I also asked Zhong Yuan to ask carefully, eh. , Jingzhe, stand on the side and point..."

As he said this, he took out a dozen yellow paper from his pocket. Xiao Nanzhu held the yellow paper in his mouth, and opened his hand to draw a totem-like symbol in the air, because this process is destined to be very complicated. Shang Xiao Nanzhu was only a beginner, so it was inevitable that there were mistakes, and when the formation gradually took shape, he took the yellow paper in his mouth and used a half-burned cigarette **** to accompany the wind on the river beach to blow the paper dust into the river. At this moment, Xiao Nanzhu’s eyes became cold, and he pointed at the place where the soot was scattered and finally gathered with red light.

"It's there! See you clearly! Hit!!"

When Xiao Nanzhu’s voice fell, thunder gradually rose in the night sky. Layers of dark clouds gathered from all directions, forming a terrifying trend on the riverside, and the one that called the spring thunder At this moment, Jingzhe also faded away from the listless and sleepy look, his black hair was blown away in the wind, and he stared at the undulating river surface with a cold expression, his pale face accompanied by the sound of thunder. There is a sense of eerie majesty.

"My children! Where are you—I want to kill all of you murderers!! I want to kill you all!"

The screaming sound accompanied a huge black shadow and broke free from the surface of the river. It was only then that Xiao Nanzhu could see that the riverside snake mother actually had a snake-like face, and her body was full of rotten. The scarred snake skin is even more similar to the color of human skin for what reason. This horrible and distorted scene sets off a strong and disgusting **** smell brought by her crawling out of the river bottom. Xiao Nanzhu who was preparing was shocked, not to mention the relaxation of hiding in the car and saying that he was going to take a selfie and post on Weibo.

"Ahhhhh!!! I...my mother!!!"

Holding his head and digging under the car with a look of horror and relaxation. Now this mood is mixed, and he almost just rolled his eyes and pretended to be dead. He really didn’t expect that he would pick up this one. The unlucky project now places all hopes on Xiao Nanzhu, who is not far away, and when he faintly poked his head from the side of the car, he saw that the overhead was booming for half a day. The sound of thunder, and Xiao Nanzhu standing on the steel-framed bridge was motionless in the squally thunder, until the disgusting-looking snake mother cried and cursed and leaped towards him, a bluish white almost illuminated half. A spring thunder from the sky suddenly hit the snake mother without warning.

"Ah--"

The first spring thunder after the winter exploded in front of the stunned Zhang Chi, accompanied by the screams that made the eardrum painful. A strange smell began to fill the air, and Zhang Chi moved panicked and stiffened. But he found that the soil under his feet began to make a fine noise, followed by a large wave of earthworms, big rats, and some strange-looking snakes, insects, rats and ants began to emerge from the earth holes that suddenly appeared on the ground. He got out, and when he saw him, he crawled on his skin like a wolf smelling meat.

"Mom! Help! Li Shi, I will be eaten alive by these shit! You come soon!!"

The overwhelming Xiao Nanzhu heard Zhang Chi’s cry for help. It was naturally one or two loud, but if the person who paid the bill was killed when the snake mother was killed, then he would be busy for nothing, thinking like this. Xiao Nanzhu, with an ugly expression, made the horrified sting who was still stinging thunder stand on the bridge. He took a piece of calendar paper from his pocket and jumped off, and waited for the golden calendar paper to show its original appearance. , A black m16 automatic step gun appeared in Xiao Nanzhu's hands.

"Zhang Chi! Hold your head! Hide!"

The activity clip directly directed at the snakes, insects, mice, and ants on the ground and began to sweep. Xiao Nanzhu stomped on the corpses of these snake mothers’ newborn children and grandchildren with a black face. His face is more scary than these carnivorous dead objects. Fortunately, Zhang Chi’s ability to eat, drink and play is superb. Now that he really sees this kind of scene, he still has a bit of courage, and he gritted his teeth. I tore off the few big bugs that were similar to the one-horned fairy worms that were biting on my body, and when I touched the few blood holes that appeared on my face, Zhang Chi who had climbed onto the roof of the car did not forget. Speak loudly to remind Xiao Nan Zhudao,

"Master Li!!! Be careful yourself!! This ghost thing is so good that a piece of meat will be dropped in the mouth!! Oh my mother is here again!!"

The mother snake behind her was constantly roaring under the thunder strikes, but perhaps she had absorbed the negative human emotions before, so the understanding of hatred became more and more profound, although she could still continue to have birth She gave her offspring, but she still hated the ruthless method of massacring her offspring, and when Jingzhe dropped another thunder and fell into a short rest, the snake mother, who was still depressed, suddenly gave up and continued to entangle the bridge. On the contrary, the shocked sting leaped up and stood on the edge of the river beach. At this time, Xiao Nanzhu, who was facing Binjiang, rushed over.

"Master Li!!!"

The shocked Zhe's face turned white when he saw it, and he was about to throw a thunder on the snake mother's head, but the cunning snake mother expected him to do such an action, and immediately jumped into the river when she hid. The trail disappeared, but the real Chunlei hit Xiao Nanzhu's head, and it seemed that this posture could not be avoided anyway.

The body of a mortal is inherently fragile, and the slightest turbulence will cause death and freeze to death. If such a thunder strikes, it will definitely die. Even if Xiao Nanzhu has the best skills, he will not be able to escape, but since this thunder strikes out Jingzhe couldn’t stop, he almost watched Xiao Nanzhu Station who hadn’t reacted to the ground with the strong wind caused by thunder, and when Jingzhe’s eyes were red and almost crying, A gleam of golden light suddenly emerged from the sky, and the New Year's Eve God Sovereign in red and golden armor closely guarded Xiao Nanzhu's body, and unexpectedly took the spring thunder for him at the moment of his death.

"Lecturer——"

In the dazzling white light, the temples were scattered, and a layer of sweat appeared on his forehead on the messy red shirt on New Year's Eve. The red around his eyes, the beautiful tails lined with petals, seemed to be crying. , Because the lightning damage caused his already lack of blood and blood on his face to be as horrible as white paper for a short time, but he stroked Xiao Nanzhu’s startled eyes with his pale palms to confirm that he had nothing afterwards, and his lips were pale. On New Year’s Eve, the corners of her bright red eyes turned intermittently with an ugly smile,

"Fortunately, as long as you have nothing to do..."

Everything is fine.