Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .2.14

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Valentine's Day is a day when couples celebrate each other's love and affection. This was supposed to be a westernized festival, but in recent years it has gradually become known to young people due to the deliberate marketing methods of certain businesses, and has since joined the ranks of the old calendar. Many traditional festivals certainly don’t deal with this emerging festival, but just like you must eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival and moon cakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival, various high-end and expensive gifts such as flower chocolate candlelight dinners are also offered on this day. The proof of love is given to the person you care about, even if this sweet pink day is actually a very embarrassing existence for most people who currently have no other half, but this still cannot stop Valentine’s Day as a The stabbing mad demon continues to hurt innocent people.

Lying on the sofa with his head supported, I yawned lazily on Valentine's Day, full of a strong smell of roses. This may seem a bit too feminine for a man, but it is also appropriate to set off his beautiful and indistinguishable face. He used to be just an ordinary day, but it was because of the name Valentine's Day. The head has entered the ranks of festivals. This has always made Valentine’s Day self-satisfied. He always feels that he has become a high-level calendar **** who can talk about the relationship with the yellow calendar. Since he appeared in this room, the whole room They all seemed to be coated with a powdery halo, and even the screams of the wild cats downstairs became a little harsh/rippling.

Because when he came out just now, he used mocking as a way to greet him for the first time, so at this moment Xiao Nanzhu was naturally a little too lazy to pay attention to him, because before this guy came out, he didn't even think that the old yellow calendar was actually There is such an annoying guy. These three sentences are not separated from those who love, love and break things. I have been keen on discussing his lifelong events. You must know that for single people, the most annoying thing is that others keep urging themselves to find someone, but this is unfortunate. Valentine's Day still has more than ten hours to pass, and now I want to drive him away, forcing Xiao Nanzhu to wait for him to be sent back to his original path immediately.

On this side, Xiao Nanzhu’s mood is complicated. On the other hand, on Valentine’s Day, he didn’t think of himself as an outsider. He quickly occupied half of the sofa. Without talking, he kept chatting with Xiao Nanzhu. It makes people want to hit his topic.

"Eh, Xiao Nanzhu, why don't you find someone when you are thirty? (⊙v⊙)?"

With a hint of teasing, Valentine's Day looked at Xiao Nanzhu with a smile.

"..."

Wu Zi turned over and looked at the Zhougong Dream Interpretation Book in his hand. Xiao Nanzhu, an old bachelor who was trying to supplement metaphysics-related knowledge and was stabbed in the pain, decided to ignore him.

"It's so pitiful to be alone. It must be very empty, lonely, and cold in the dead of night, right? (*￣▽￣)y"

No response was received, and Valentine's Day with a thick skin didn't care, and decided to continue to stimulate Xiao Nanzhu.

"..."

The person in front of me never answered, and Valentine’s Day is also coming, patted my palm, cleared my throat and raised my neck,

"Why don't I introduce one to you? I know what type you like, **** on the bed..."

"I said you never end."

Unbearably interrupted, Xiao Nanzhu immediately put down all the books in his hand when he said this on Valentine's Day, and his expression became cold. However, his frowning eyebrows and his fierce look is very scary. Valentine's Day is not afraid of him. Instead, after a few giggles, Valentine's Day leaned over to him and said in a low voice,

"Don’t worry, everyone is a man, I understand. I’m not going to tell Twenty-Five that he is the type you like most, but I don’t think we need to discuss the hourly wage. ……"

"Huh."

Here, Xiao Nanzhu, who subconsciously squinted his eyes, suddenly knew what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd. The corners of Xiao Nanzhu's mouth picked up slightly, but his eyes became a little unpredictable. Originally thought that he had caught Xiao Nanzhu's handle, he was ready to make some conditions and blinked his eyes to wait for the new boss to express his attitude on Valentine's Day, but before he could react, Xiao Nanzhu had already frivolously leaned into his ear hoarsely The voice said.

"Eh, shouldn’t the calendar know everything? Don’t you know that the type of sleep I like the most is you? Twenty-five is too tender, you are just fine, or you can do everything today Stop doing it, I'll have fun with you at home..."

Before the voice fell, Valentine felt that his **** had been slapped with no weight. This strong sense of crisis from virginity, loss, and defense made his face white in a moment, but now If he wants to run, even if he is on strike today, what's more, Xiao Nanzhu's tall man seems to be unable to help him, but after stuttering for a long time, his face flushed, and unexpectedly seemed a little innocent on Valentine's Day. Just broke down and shouted,

"Don't dream! You...you won't succeed!!! Don't be paranoid!!! You you...you don't look for me, oh qaq"

The imposing words softened halfway through, and the Valentine's Day that had been flaunting in front of Xiao Nanzhu for a long time is now considered to be planted, and Xiao Nanzhu, who almost couldn't hold back his laughter, concealed it. He coughed, and he slowly returned to his previous half of the sofa, picked up the book and sat down, then glanced at him calmly,

"Be good, I will spare you, don't make a noise, go out with me later, I want you to help me if I have something."

This time, Xiao Nanzhu didn’t dare to refute what Xiao Nanzhu said on Valentine’s Day. Although he was still unwilling, but when Xiao Nanzhu turned on the TV and tuned him a marriage and love show to relieve his boredom, he She still shrank in the corner of the sofa and began to look at it seriously.

"This male guest is a good match for No. 10... Oh, look, I finally held hands, right... Wow, this guy is very lucky, hahaha, all the lights are off...Hey, third A male guest has been married, why is he here, ah, ah, scumbag, who will kill him..."

Because of the innate ability to foresee peach blossom luck and marriage fate, he still talks to himself while watching Valentine's Day. Xiao Nanzhu originally wanted him to be quiet and stay well, but he looked at him as he could not calm down. He also gave up completely, because last night he had an appointment with Zhao Tiansheng, who was doing transportation, about a meeting today, so he checked the time and he was ready to go out, but he was ready to change shoes before going out. At that time, Xiao Nanzhu felt very heavy when he thought that as a great young man who was single to this day, he was going to meet a middle-aged frustrated man for dinner on Valentine's Day.

Unsurprisingly, Zhao Tiansheng must be asking him about his work and marriage today. After all, last night Twenty-Five had already revealed his personal disorder, and now he naturally wants to let Xiao Nanzhu, who appears to be supernatural, show him what to do in the future. It must be wicked to help, so Xiao Nanzhu passed today, just wanting to get some money from him, so as to solve the crisis of having no money to buy the new year's goods, but Valentine's Day naturally did not notice it. Xiao Nanzhu's sad mood, because as soon as he left the house, he was attracted by the lively city scene in front of him. Perhaps in response to the theme of the holiday, the streets are full of young couples and couples wearing couple winter clothes. Xiao Nan has a big candle, smoking a cigarette and walking in front without waiting for him, but the lover behind his ass. Jie Ze looked around and put his ears in his ears. When he heard the people passing by him saying Happy Valentine's Day or something like that, he curled his mouth and started to smile triumphantly.

"Have you heard? They are all wishing me happiness~"

And Xiao Nanzhu showed off in a low voice. The sullen look of Valentine's Day made Xiao Nanzhu laugh, thinking that later he would have to please the easily contented person. Lishen, so much so that he let Valentine’s Day hide his figure when he was approaching the door of the scheduled restaurant, and when Xiao Nanzhu entered the restaurant he had agreed with Zhao Tiansheng in advance, he said As soon as he stood still, he couldn't help showing an embarrassing expression.

In the entire lobby, there are a total of ten tables, nine tables, and couples sitting. This embarrassing situation made Zhao Tiansheng who was waiting there a little anxious, and when he saw Xiao Nanzhu standing at the door, he immediately got up and shouted in relief,

"Brother Xiao, come! Come! Here! I've been waiting for you for a long time!!! I'm so anxious!!"

A very normal sentence always sounds weird at this moment. The whole restaurant is staring at these two big men who are eating together on Valentine’s Day, and Xiao Nanzhu’s face is gloomy for a moment. He walked up to Zhao Tiansheng with a blank face and sat down, suppressing all the anger in his heart, then lit a cigarette and took a sip, then lifted his chin and hooked his mouth with a smile,

"Why is Brother Zhao in such a hurry? I will accompany my sister-in-law back to the festival later?"

"Hey, there are other arrangements before this, there are several calls over there..."

Zhao Tiansheng’s suggestive sentence made Xiao Nanzhu glance at him, knowing that people like him would probably not accompany his wife, so he didn’t ask any more questions. As expected, there were few words from Zhao Tiansheng. He began to talk about what he really cared about, and in his words, he said that if he could solve it, he would give a big thanks. When Xiao Nanzhu nodded and prepared to write it down, he suddenly heard a middle-aged woman behind him Yelled hysterically,

"Zhao Tiansheng!! I knew you weren't going to help your friends ship some goods!!! It turned out to be out for dinner with this little fairy on Valentine's Day!! Let me take a look at this shameless face! Ah!! What the hell!!!...Men!!! (⊙o⊙)!"

Xiao Nanzhu: "………………"