Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .2.13
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Early the next morning, Situ Zhang, who had been released the pigeons the night before, personally went to the door and gave Xiao Nanzhu a scream. Xiao Nanzhu was dizzy and got up and opened the door before he woke up, but he still didn't open his mouth. Mr. Situ, who was talking with his teeth and claws, was completely blocked back.
"I called you 80 or so calls yesterday!! You can't answer it!! I thought you were poisoned by gas at home!! As a result, you returned me for a long time and I overslept!!! I pooh!!! Ghosts believe you!!"
The voice of anger was distorted a bit, Situ Zhang chuckles and criticizes the man wrapped in a military coat in front of him and kicking on an old cotton drag. His expression is quite angry, while Xiao Nanzhu is expressionless. Leaning on the sofa, Quan, when he didn't hear it, Situ Zhang, who looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, was even more angry.
"Ah, so what are you thinking about now? I don’t like the job I am looking for, right? I said Xiao Nanzhu, can you stop being so selfish, you are almost thirty. It’s not thirteen! You can do whatever you want before, because you are still young, but now..."
Situ Zhang stopped by himself before he finished speaking. He also felt that what he said was hurting his brother's feelings, so he rarely showed an embarrassing expression. Xiao Nanzhu, who didn’t listen carefully to what he said, saw that he stopped yelling, and thought he was finally finished, so after yawning slowly, the man who didn’t sleep well both nights Frowned slowly and said,
"Hey, I said, I got a job, so don't worry about me...well, I was wrong for that thing yesterday. Wouldn't it be okay to pay you? Is there a wine shop tonight? It must be past..."
Lazily curled up on the sofa and sleepy like a gray wild cat, Xiao Nanzhu is now a little grateful that he has solved this work problem, otherwise he would just be nagged by the little Situ Zhang alone. Presumably, he would have to die, but Situ Zhang was taken aback when he heard that he had found a job, and he almost ran to sit next to Xiao Nanzhu. He raised his arm and shook Xiao Nanzhu's boneless body in excitement. Tao,
"Oh! Really! What kind of job! Just looking for a few days? Now where are you looking for a job during the Chinese New Year? Isn't it for someone else to be a confinement? Is the job high? Ouch, we Jia Anan really grows up and will find a job by herself hahaha..."
Situ Zhang was so annoyed that he almost rolled his eyes. Xiao Nanzhu temporarily covered up his new job without revealing what it was. In the short term, he doesn’t want acquaintances to know what he’s doing. After all, this **** horoscope doesn’t sound like a serious profession. So even to Situ Zhang, he would wait a few years before telling you that he’s not there yet. If you decide whether you want me or not.
His attitude made Situ Zhang no longer ask anything, but Xiao Nanzhu was not as depressed as the old man before. He was naturally happy from the bottom of his heart. In addition, Xiao Nanzhu now took the initiative to join his social circle full of old customers who squeeze oil, massage and squeeze feet. This made Situ Zhang even more unbelievable.
"You...are you really happy to come? You have solved your work now, so don't make yourself hard for yourself? Don't you not drink...but there are really a few buddies eating together at night, the one who does insurance Brother Cao is here too..."
"Just treat it as if I'm going to have a meal. Anyway, I don't have a place to eat alone."
I said casually, Xiao Nanzhu didn't look serious on his face, but he had some ideas in his heart. He was lying in bed last night thinking about how to develop his personal business. After thinking about it, he felt that this is a job that is difficult to gain a foothold in modern society. After all, it’s appropriate to deceive the old lady with this kind of magical things. If you really want to expect people to pay attention to you seriously, it’s definitely impossible, but he has already accepted the point, and it’s boring to regret it. After thinking for a while, he really figured out an idea.
Situ Zhang, a man who does a full set of insurance, has heard him talk about it many times. It is said that it is a sales of a large insurance company. There must be many customer orders on hand. This is usually I'm afraid of accidents by myself, so those who are prone to accidents will definitely buy insurance as a precaution. This horoscope himself has the ability to foresee good fortune and transfer to the fortune. If he can start from these customers who buy insurance, Maybe you can open up a market for your conservative old business. When the time comes, those who buy car insurance will show him which day is not suitable for travel, and those who buy accident insurance will show him when disaster is about to happen. It may not be possible to get it, but who doesn't count on his own health and everything goes well, and as long as his reputation can be played, he will naturally not worry about others not coming to the door.
At this moment, Situ Zhang, who was sitting next to him, naturally didn't know what Xiao Nanzhu was thinking. He only thought that Xiao Nanzhu really wanted to eat a meal and just agreed.
"Okay, then I'm not allowed to put my pigeons this time, the mutton open stove and hairy crab pot at Magnolia Restaurant, I will give you some okay?"
"Remember to pick the bigger one...I want to eat female crabs."
Situ Zhang said in a shameless, stinky and shameless sentence. After getting a dead fish eye from Situ Zhang through his sunglasses, Xiao Nanzhu also smiled. It happened that he stood up to go to the bathroom to wash, Situ Zhang waved and said Soonah, I also left first and then went straight out, but when he was about to get to the door, he still took out a set of steaming pancakes in his little bag, and then rushed to Xiao Nanzhu. Pointing to the mouth,
"Hurry up and eat while it is hot, it will be cold in a while, I am leaving."
Situ Zhang was kind to him when he was young, and Xiao Nanzhu was used to it. If it wasn't for this kid who kept being straight, maybe when he was fifteen or sixteen, Xiao Nanzhu would find a small hotel to knock him down. However, this kind of thing is a fate. Xiao Nanzhu has not seen him rubbing his legs in the army for so many years, calling him elder brother, trying to hook up his little soldier, but some things did not get there. One step, Xiao Nanzhu was used to being alone and couldn't give anyone a promise. Now he returned to a familiar place. He didn't want to let others know about his habit, and just as Xiao Nanzhu was thinking about brushing his teeth. As soon as his ears moved, he instantly felt some sly movement outside his ears.
"Eh, are you here? Have you had breakfast yet?"
Poke out his head from the bathroom and glanced at the boy who had just landed on the almanac outside. Hearing him talking to himself, Nianwu also tightened his lips and looked up at him. He is a young man who looks a bit like Twenty-four in his clothes, but has a very different temperament. If Twenty-four is a smart and lively teenager, this child has a bad face written on his face, but Xiao Nanzhu I also understand that anyone with this kind of personality may actually be shy and shy in their bones. And just last night, 24 24 also specially talked to Xiao Nanzhu about something between him and 25. relationship.
"My relationship with Twenty-Five, how can I say it, one song can actually be fully interpreted!"
"Yo? What song?"
"Ah~~~Ah~~Twenty-five~~You are more than 24~~~one day~~~Ah~~~~Ah~~~Twenty-four~~~You are less than twenty-five~~one day~ ~~"
"..."
Throwing aside the magical and brainwashing singing of 24 in my mind, Xiao Nanzhu stepped on slippers from the bathroom and took out a cigarette. In the process, 25 sat on the sofa in the living room obediently. Waiting for him to tell him what to do, his nervousness made Xiao Nanzhu see it at a glance, so he also chuckled and laughed right now.
"Don't be nervous, I just went to work the first day, please take care of me."
When I walked across the sofa, I touched Nianwu's low head, and when Nianwu was touched by Xiao Nanzhu, his head was blown up, round eyes widened.
"What are you doing!! No...Don't touch my head!!"
His attitude made Xiao Nanzhu smile even more unkindly, but he understood that cats shouldn’t be amused more, and if it’s not funny if you were anxious, he didn’t continue to provoke Twenty-Five, he just walked to the kitchen He put the breakfast Situ Zhang brought him into the microwave for another minute, then reheated the preserved egg and lean meat porridge cooked in the morning, and fried two soft-boiled eggs on fire.
Twenty-five, who was sitting in the living room, hadn't eaten early, and straightened his back subconsciously when he heard the smell coming from the kitchen. Logically speaking, apart from the fireworks offerings, they don't need to eat any whole grains, but the twenty-five is a glutton, and can't move when they see something delicious. In the past, Xiao Nanzhu’s grandmother’s cooking skills were good, so every time it’s his turn to go to work on a working day, Twenty-Five will be happier than usual. Now this Xiao Nanzhu who inherited his grandma’s good cooking skills is again Appeared, and the heartbeat of Twenty-Five, who had been hungry for several years, was quickened. He cautiously looked at the kitchen door. He wiped the saliva that did not exist on his mouth, and then a little embarrassed. Xiao Nanzhu who was frying eggs whispered,
"Well, can I have...two sweethearts...#^_^#"