Cannon Fodder Battle Chapter 1349: Freak Life (16)

After talking with Xiao She at night, Tong Xinlan asked Xiao She to rest well, while she meditated all night. When it was dawn, the head teacher's footsteps disturbed Tong Xinlan, and Tong Xinlan pretended to be covered with a quilt Asleep.

"Today is the day to rush to the market. There will be many people getting up early to rush to the market. Everyone get up early and get ready. Xiaolan cooks quickly and will be sent to the backstage in the tent later."

"Okay, uncle class leader, don't worry, I will prepare the meal soon, I will make white rice porridge and steamed buns." Tong Xinlan said almost obsequiously, but the child's innocent appearance made the class leader think Xiaolan did this out of respect for him.

Xiao She crawled out of the cage in a bad mood, remembering Tong Xinlan's last order last night, raised her spirits, and said slightly mockingly, "Porridge? Are you trying to make us want to go to the toilet in the middle of the performance?" .”

This kind of freak show is not like a regular theater with a timetable for performances. On this rushing day, there is absolutely an endless stream of audiences watching the performance. How can there be time to go to the bathroom in the middle, and the snake woman is very popular , everyone will definitely stare at her, otherwise she will leave.

If Snake Girl leaves the protection of the booth, she will be touched and pulled curiously by many people.

"Xiao She, you are so lazy. Before you start performing, you want to make excuses for being lazy, and you want to blame me. There is no way. Don't eat the porridge I made later, just eat it." Just eat steamed buns, right, class leader." Tong Xinlan was glad that Snake Girl remembered to perform feuding scenes with her to confuse the class leader.

Seeing that the two are still fighting against each other, the class leader is very satisfied. He is actually worried that after one night, the two children will become friends, but now it seems that the two are really messing with each other," Xiaolan said That's right, Xiaoshe will only eat steamed buns for a while."

Xiao She closed her mouth sullenly, and then the class master wrapped Xiao She's tail in a blanket, and carried her out of the car.

This is also to prevent pedestrians passing by from seeing the selling point, and to create a little suspense.

The passers-by who were rushing to the scene originally only saw the snake **** the giant pictorial pulled out of the truck, and then saw a wrapped long-haired girl being hugged by people from the theater troupe, and they couldn't help talking about it.

"Is that the Snake Girl?"

"Is the tail wrapped?"

"I saw the tip of the tail. It's long and thin. It seems to be the tip of a snake's tail. I don't know if her snake tail is real. How long is it?"

Before the big guys could see clearly, the class leader carried Snake Girl into the tent.

Passers-by looked at the cloth curtain that blocked their view and sighed, "Hey, I don't know if it's true or not, let's buy a ticket and go in later to have a look."

"How much is the fare?"

"Isn't it written in the pictorial that it costs 3 yuan per person."

"So expensive!"

"I think it's okay, it's a rare thing to watch, and there are fox monsters in it, the kind of fox monsters in Liaozhai, it's worth seeing so many things that can only be seen on TV at once. "

"Okay, let's go to the market first, sell the things, and you can go to see them if you have money."

"The show starts at nine o'clock. We sold out early, so we can make it to the first show."

Passers-by hurriedly walked towards the market with a shoulder pole.

Tong Xinlan got out of the car, heated up the briquettes, and started kneading noodles and cooking porridge.

When Tong Xinlan brought the breakfast, everyone had already finished their makeup and dressing.

I have to say that the make-up skills of this small troupe are really poor. The blindly heavy makeup is too exaggerated, but it also looks demonic, which is in line with the central idea of ​​the performance.

Tong Xinlan didn't comment on the makeup technique, but greeted everyone to eat.

After eating, everyone started the final preparations, touch up makeup and go to the toilet.

This show will be long, so it is important to go to the bathroom early.

Snake Girl knows that it is inconvenient for her to go to the toilet and needs help, so she usually drinks less water. Before the performance starts, she asks Xiaoman or Ah Tai to help her go to the toilet.

Anyway, gender is not important to them, and there is no defense against men and women.

Xiaoling couldn't help, and Xiaoling was relatively young, so she couldn't hug Xiaoshe.

This time, Xiaoshe looked at Xiaoman who was actively walking towards her. She knew that Xiaoman would take good care of everyone and make everyone think he was a good person.

She used to be afraid of offending Xiaoman. Xiaoman would make small reports, so she cooperated with him and pretended to be grateful to him.

But now, she knows that she has to endure for a while, and soon, she won't have to be afraid of the class leader and Xiaoman anymore.

"Xiao She, I'll take you to the toilet."

"Thank you Xiaoman." Thinking of this, Xiao She showed a sinister smile and stretched out her hands.

Xiaoman knew that Xiao She usually had this yin and yang look, but he didn't expect that Xiao She really smiled at him this time, picked up Xiao She, and went to the corner of the backstage to block it with a cloth curtain for everyone Gong Tun walks away.

Tong Xinlan was packing up the dishes, the class leader came over, stuffed a rattle into her hand, and said to Tong Xinlan, "Xiaolan, I'll clean up later, come with me to stand outside the tent and shake the rattle , help me greet people."

"Uncle class master, how do you greet people?" Tong Xinlan asked pretending not to know~IndoMTL.com~ You just say that uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts who are passing by can't be sold for 3 yuan and can't be fooled. I spent a lot of money to invite the transvestites who came all the way from Thailand, as well as the fox girl and snake girl caught by the priest from the sacred mountain. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, not to be missed. If you miss this opportunity, it is hard to find in life. The performance time is only One week, after a week, the machine never came again. "

The head teacher casually made up a promotional slogan, regardless of whether the children remember it or not.

"Remember? You can just say it like that, it's almost okay, listen to me later, you can say it in a different way."

"Uncle class leader, I remember, don't worry, I will definitely shout slogans."

Tong Xinlan followed the class leader to the door of the tent, Tong Xinlan rang the bell, the class leader began to shout slogans, Tong Xinlan followed suit, after shouting a few words, Tong Xinlan yelled smoothly.

Satisfied, the class leader no longer shouted, but took out the custom-made tickets and started ticketing.

When going to the market in the town, people from all villages will go to the big market, so there are still a lot of people.

At the beginning, there were not many people who bought tickets, because many people rushed to the venue to sell things, run errands, and dealt with the things in hand. If everyone had money and time, more people came to see it.

Everyone is curious whether the things inside are really the same as in the pictorial, and everyone is willing to go in to see if it is true or not, or to see something strange.

Some people think it is expensive, some people think it is worth it.

"Mom, I want to go in and see."

"3 yuan, it's so expensive, let's go." Some mothers don't want to waste money, so they leave with their children.

But the man thinks it's worth it, "Other people's monsters come from Thailand so far away, and the travel expenses are more than enough. We can't afford to go to Thailand, but it's worth seeing here."

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