Blue and White Society Chapter 458: Low smile


Surrounded by representatives from various countries and accompanied by scientific advisors, the aliens visited the space base of Tiannuo in Canada in a friendly manner.

Because the alien was still wearing the tattered clothes of the victim, Wallace put a robe on the alien when he went out.

The alien looked at the gown and said blankly: “Your art is too bad.”

The corner of the Wuchang representative’s mouth twitched, and he gave the Canadian representative a hard look.

The trademarks of more than 100 foreign businessmen are printed on the robes of that ceremony!

The representative of Canada has a thick skin, and let people release part of the video data of “Aliens Visiting Tiannuo Base” as if nothing had happened.

How effective is Alien advertising? How big is the heart of a capitalist.

Fortunately, the aliens didn’t mind.

“I’ve seen your spaceship, I need a series of production line samples, and detailed data is also necessary…” Sister You kept making requests as she visited.

“No problem!” They agreed without hesitation.

Soon, all the equipment they needed to build the spaceship was ready, including a nano-production line for aerospace materials, an unmanned intelligent assembly machine, an energy reactor, and even a large number of data hard drives.

Everyone watched the aliens circle around these machines, waiting for her to play.

Unexpectedly, the alien suddenly picked up the equipment of the nanometer production line. It is a most advanced generation 3D printer. Print out the unit.

This huge piece of equipment weighs 2.5 tons, and it is impossible for humans to lift it, but at this moment, Sister You is holding it firmly.

“Ah!”

“Wait a minute, isn’t this double from Earth?”

“By the way, I remember it seems to have been transformed, which is completely beyond the physical limit of people on earth.”

Everyone sighed with emotion that the aliens control the bodies of the earthlings more powerfully than the earthlings themselves.

2.5 tons of things, lifted with bare hands!

“Phew!” Suddenly, the alien and the printer disappeared out of thin air.

“She’s gone? What’s going on?”

“The jump has left!”

Representatives from various countries are in a hurry, aren’t they playing model airplanes? Everything is ready, why are people leaving?

“Dah!” Fortunately, it didn’t take long for Miss You to appear on the scene again out of thin air, but the printer was gone.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly asked, “Where did you go?”

“Huh? I sent things to the Sirius galaxy, you don’t think I use the fragile human body to build a spaceship with bare hands, do you? You are missing too many organs.” Sister You said.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that it was so.

Indeed, the ones playing model airplanes are aliens, and they are just stand-ins in front of them.

Aliens rubbing the spaceship with their hands does not mean that the body of an earthling can also do it. The physiological structure is different.

The samples they provided will be sent to the alien body to be disassembled, and produced in the simplest way without any automated machines.

At this moment, maybe the aliens are frantically dismantling spaceships with eight hands at home.

“That…” The Huaxia representative hesitated to speak.

“Is there any problem?” Sister You asked while wandering around after moving.

“No, we just thought you could move away directly through the jump.”

Sister You said: “It’s easy for me to send things here, but it’s different when I send them back. The only transition point here is the things on my head.”

Speaking, he pointed to the unicorn with black flames fluttering.

Everyone was stunned, thinking about it, the alien body must have a powerful transition device, and any large object can be sent here.

But this side can only rely on the one-horned device installed on the stand-in to send the things back. It is probably because of this that they need to lift them up by themselves.

“Uh…” Sister You snorted, and lifted the unmanned intelligent assembly machine again.

This one is even heavier, at three tons! It could be seen that Sister You was flushed all over, her muscles jumped to the extreme, and she finally lifted her up.

The moment she lifted it up, Sister You shouted in her mind: “Get up! Hurry up! Dead dog!”

Grandpa Gou smiled, put on the earrings instantly, and completed the fusion.

“Boom!” The machine fell to the ground, and a researcher from the Lanbai Society immediately took it away for research.

Looking at Lord Gou again, it’s still Lord Gou, a young lady with red lips, white teeth and big eyes, Sunshine, standing there covered in sweat.

Mo Poor knows that this is the fusion of Lord Gou and Sister You, with a male body and a female appearance, tall and slender, with almost perfect facial features.

He was wearing Lord Gou’s clothes on the inside, and Sister You’s advertising robe on the outside.

“Master Gou…” Mo Poor shouted.

Unexpectedly, that guy frowned slightly and said, “I’m your elder sister You!”

As he spoke, he took a puff of cigarette.

“…” Mo Poor couldn’t help but smile.

In terms of the personality in front of me, Sister You is the main personality, but subconsciously is Master Gou.

The fusion of the two covers almost all the strengths of the two of them, but there are also covered places, that is the Valkyrie effect, because this body is essentially male.

It’s not just a fusion body, you can still listen to the song of reversal…

“Hoo…” When the item arrived, ‘Brother You’ decisively took off the earrings, and Sister You and Master Gou appeared on the spot wearing their respective clothes.

Sister You glared at Lord Gou, waved the smoke and said, “Send me there.”

With Mo Poor’s push, Sister You reappeared in Tiannuo Base.

Just like this again and again, Sister You moved all the equipment prepared over there.

In order to carry it, Sister You directly threw the poor element on the table.

Scientists came forward to tease, but Sister You didn’t care.

“Well, this poor… can we study it?” Huaxia representative asked.

“Whatever you want, I’ll see you off.” Sister You said casually.

The representatives of Huaxia were overjoyed. As long as they were happy, the aliens threw some melons and dates, and they also sent it!

Instantly, countless scientists brought high-precision instruments to test it. The more they researched, the more they were surprised. This poor element will lead to revolutionary progress in their materials!

“Eh? Disassemble this instrument for me to play with too.” Sister You came back after delivering the goods and saw the sophisticated experimental instrument, so she threw another poor element.

“Take it!”

Why are the representatives of various countries unwilling? Aliens give whatever they want, and whatever they fancy, just move it away.

They can’t wait to make the entire industrial chain of the earth belong to aliens. Those things can be manufactured without them, but the poor elements are truly monopolized by aliens.

Now that the aliens are starting to spread poverty, the representatives of various countries are starting to figure out how to divide it.

“These production chains are all from our country, and we want 50%!” said the representative of Canada.

“Impossible! Our country can compensate you for things, and you have not finished using aliens to advertise! It may lead to serious diplomatic accidents… For this reason, all human beings are taking risks!” France Said on behalf of anger.

They quarreled for a long time, and finally looked at the representative of Huaxia, who said warmly: “In my opinion, let’s take it according to the per capita of each country! This is the wealth of all mankind, and it must be distributed according to the proportion of the population.”

“Fake…” Several countries cursed secretly.

Here we go again. It was the same when we divided the moon territory. Because Huaxia developed the moon alone. According to international law, the moon is the common wealth of all mankind. So after the war, under pressure, Huaxia joined everyone in the Global Council Negotiations on lunar territory.

Under the general principle of joint development, Huaxia proposed: the wealth of all mankind should naturally be distributed according to the proportion of the population of each country.

As a result, China occupies one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon…

Again now!

But there is no way, people are superpowers, and they are very reasonable. In desperation, the countries agreed. The big deal is that some rich countries will use money at that time, from some poor countries that have obtained poor elements. Buy the poor elements!

“Again!” a rep complained.

“Okay, who made China the most developed country.” A representative said.

The representative of Huaxia heard it and said seriously: “Please don’t distort the position of other countries, we are still a developing country.”

“???” The countries were speechless.

“Is it too much? As the world’s largest economy and the largest military power, it has one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon, or is it developing?”

The representative of Huaxia said: “Of course, our per capita happiness index is not high, at most it is in the advanced stage of a developing country.”

Representatives from various countries have scalp numbness, are they in the advanced stages of developing countries? Thank you for being able to speak!

On the other side, with all the materials available, there are still real objects available for research and dismantling. The Lanbai Society quickly figured out the way, and the technology is advancing rapidly.

The field of aerospace is a comprehensive scientific and technological field, including chemistry, materials science, physics, dynamics, communication technology, computer technology and so on.

Those production materials involve all aspects. It can be said that if you understand those things, you have mastered most of the technologies of this era.

Among them, especially the nano production line, which is much more advanced than them, and is directly the pinnacle of industrial production methods.

You only need to put raw materials into it, and you can change the molecular arrangement at the nanometer level, and then make various basic materials such as iron plates and steel ingots.

Afterwards, these basic materials can be processed and printed into desired products.

The entire industrial chain is completed by one machine, which completely changes the old production method.

“It’s great! It’s great!” Dean Canaan was extremely excited.

Mo Qiong smiled and said, “What else do you want?”

Dean Canaan said: “These should not be top-notch. Really cutting-edge technical materials may not be put into engineering. It would be great if we could get their most advanced scientific theories.”

“Is this important?” Mo Poor asked.

Dean Jianan said: “It’s not very important, I just want it. After all, their scientific research strength is much higher than ours. Let’s put it this way, we also design an alloy because we get poor elements. But They can easily apply it to various fields and design dozens of alloys.”

Mo Poor also frowned: “This is difficult, it’s impossible to use some reason to play model airplanes, right?”

It’s normal for aliens to ask for antiques, but it’s ridiculous to ask for cutting-edge theoretical and technical materials that they haven’t put into engineering. Why do aliens want those things? Broaden your knowledge?

People get ‘poor’ and can design countless usages. This is their scientific research strength. In their eyes, aliens should be able to design more usages of poor elements.

“Forget it, these are enough.” Dean Canan said.

“Forget it? I have a solution!” Lord Gou laughed.

I saw that Lord Gou quickly said something to Sister You through his mental power.

At this time, Sister You had finished moving the machine and was sitting there drinking tea.

The representatives of various countries came together and asked, “How do you feel?”

Sister You said, “I’m looking at your profile.”

“Uh, dual-purpose?” A scientist wondered, because Sister You was obviously drinking tea.

Sister You looked at him strangely, and saw that her hands were on the table, poking into the wooden table, with ‘Heineken Beer’ drawn on her left hand and ‘Mobil Energy’ drawn on her right hand, the two logos had very different styles. The two hands draw separately, and the progress is synchronized.

“Isn’t this a simple matter?”

The advisory group felt that they were indeed aliens.

People’s intelligence level is higher than theirs, the brain is more advanced, and multitasking is extremely simple.

While playing model airplanes, you can control the avatar at the same time, and you can also “draw a circle with your left hand and draw a square with your right hand”.

“What else do you need?” the representative asked.

After asking, the alien suddenly froze.

“Huh? What’s wrong with you?”

Sister You hasn’t responded yet.

Just as everyone was stupefied, Miss You suddenly laughed out loud as if she had come to her senses.

Representatives of various countries looked at each other inexplicably, and asked, “What are you laughing at?”

Sister You looked as if she had discovered something interesting, and shouted, “Tell me about Newton’s three laws of yours!”

A physicist recited it carefully.

Just after memorizing the first law, Sister You said as if she heard some joke: “The isolated particle remains stationary or moves in a straight line with a uniform speed? Hahahahaha!”

“…” The scientists were stunned, is this funny?

The physicist continued to recite, and Sister You was like a person watching a hilarious comedy, leaning forward and back.

“What’s wrong with this?”

“Low laugh?”

“Isn’t it… Newton’s three laws are funny?”

The scientists were really dumbfounded, and no one laughed. Even the representatives of various countries didn’t know how to go along with such a weird joke.

Should it be said that it is no wonder aliens do not understand the art of Earth? This joke is too weird, right?

“Hahahaha, seriously…hahaha…” Sister You laughed so crazy.

Suddenly, a professor of the advisory group whispered; “I understand! It may be cultural differences, and our theories may be full of mistakes and omissions, so that our technological theories are full of jokes in the eyes of aliens!”

Representatives from various countries were taken aback for a moment, and then they were ecstatic: “Hurry up! Bring all the technical information! Our scientific theories are still useful! It’s not worthless!”

Speaking, everyone laughed wildly with the alien: “Hahaha…uh hahaha…”

“Hehehehe…”

“Isolated particles remain at rest or move in a straight line at a constant speed… um, ah ha ha ha…”

Everyone laughed along with me… It was really funny as I was talking.


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