Blasphemy: MINI MAN(Reynold)

1 Supreme God

You are a chubby little pig who has nothing to do all day long, is useless and depressed. When you are bored, you find a piece of white paper on the ground, densely covered with ants. This is a group of hard-working, kind and brave ants, living on this white paper for generations. When you were upset, you stretched out your chubby hands and pinched a few of them to death. The ants were immediately stunned. They were very puzzled by the sudden death of their comrades. From ancient times to the present, they only know the front, back, left, and right, and do not know what up, down, and up are. Let you kill the little Tyson of the ant world with just one poke in the air. This is A group of creatures in the two-dimensional space are full of awe for you, and begin to confess, pray, worship, and call you the “Supreme God”. You are very happy, and all your resentment is directed at the ants. You shout around and dominate the ants, and those who are disobedient will be destroyed directly. You also drew grids all over the paper, stipulating that the ants cannot cross the boundaries and cannot do this or that. The ants call it order, but in fact it is useless. It is just for you to boss around. But over time, the ants have become accustomed to it. .

2 Gods and the Church

There are more and more ants, and there are always some who are disobedient, and they are annoying you. After searching your guts, you come up with a bad idea – use ants to manage ants. You found some strong but mentally retarded Tyson ants as your spokespersons (ants) on paper, and gave them the popular name “Church of Light”, claiming to save all the ants. You invented another trick called “Great Prophecy” and taught it to the leading ants. To be honest, it’s worthless. You just need to find someone with a loud voice. If something goes wrong, he will call you: “Hey~~~, Fatty, someone is bullying us. , come and destroy her.” Come over and show off your little pig’s trotters, give face to the younger brothers and prop up the scene. When you were having fun, your colleague came over and insisted on joining in, but you didn’t want to show face, so you had to let him take away some ants. He actually followed your example and found some representatives to manage the ants. It’s so **** annoying. Now, you two are too embarrassed to curse in front of each other, so you fight openly and secretly on paper, constantly letting your ants harass each other, and the fight is endless, competing to see who is more stupid.

3 Heretics

Just when you two were biting each other, the ant world was turned upside down, the east was red, the sun was rising, and a rogue ant named “Rodriguez” appeared. This guy picked up a knife somewhere, and he never met an opponent in the ant world. , even you don’t dare to poke him flat, for fear of being chopped off the pig’s trotters with a knife. This old gangster is extremely vicious. He doesn’t take you seriously at all. He doesn’t care about the grid you draw. He is extremely arrogant. But an ant is an ant after all, and he can’t do anything to you. The paper is yours, and he will only crawl around on it. You can play with him to death. You can turn the paper into a Möbius strip to keep the old gangster from climbing all his life; you can change the coordinates to make the old gangster dizzy; you can crumple the paper into a ball and trap the old gangster to death. All the attacks of the old gangster are along the paper, and they are helpless against you. The old gangster in the two-dimensional world knows this about you. He is afraid of being stabbed to death by your trotters, so he hides here and there all day long, huddled among the ants, and pops up from time to time to kill a few ants to annoy you.

4 Space Laws

Finally one day, after a meeting with your spokesperson, you found that you had lost the note for your Ma Zi. It was written in a disgusting and **** way, “Dear Xiaotiantian, you are the center of my circle, and I am yours.” The radius will always revolve around you; you are the highest mountain, and I am a determined caterpillar, always climbing unremittingly.” Unfortunately, the note was snatched away by an old gangster who was also young. After vomiting several times, the old gangster also wanted to climb a mountain or something, so he tried to learn to raise his head and saw the ants who had never been there before. Seeing the sky and your disgusting fat face, he realized another dimension of the world, and 3D was born in the ant world. The old gangster called this pornographic note “The Law of Space.” He jumped down from the paper and walked around with a knife, looking for the fat face that had been disgusting the ants, and wanted to chop you into pieces and braise them. At this time, you are finally a little scared, because apart from knowing that the world is three-dimensional, you are not much better than this old gangster. Now that the window paper has been pierced, there is no way to play.

5 apples

At this time, a dramatic scene appeared. The old gangster had been living on paper, and found that although he jumped out from above, he could only swing the knife forward, backward, left, and right, and he was completely helpless with your little chubby hands. The old gangster let out a long sigh, “Damn that scrap of paper left such a deep imprint on my brother.” He had no choice but to return to the paper with his tail between his legs in despair. But after all, I am still a green-skinned person, and I am miserable at home. Finally, one day I can’t help but jump out to challenge you again, and I am stabbed to death by you. The ants cheer for joy and flatter me, saying that this is “the light of judgment.” “. After all, he had been on the road for so long, and before the accident happened, the old gangster had left all his funeral affairs to Xiao Qingpi. As soon as the old gangster opened his mouth, he said: “The world is unkind and treats all things like puppies.” The little green-skinned tiger’s body trembled: “Is there anyone as disgusting as you? Stop talking nonsense and fart.” So mixed with your **** scandal , the old gangster sprayed out the so-called laws of space, and said that the ant world is in such chaos because there is a fat guy with narrow eyes outside who is playing with us. He also warned the little gangster repeatedly to go out and see more if you have nothing to do, and don’t be like me. I can only swing the knife flatly, which is so **** depressing. This little green-skinned man is also famous in the gangster world, and his surname is Luo. The gangsters on the road respectfully call him “Brother Luo”.

6 Beacon Fire

Soon, this little gangster learned how to swing the knife up, down, left, and right, but his skills were so shallow that even scratching you was too light. But the little hooligans are much worse than the old hooligans. Not only do they ignore the rules and regulations you drew~IndoMTL.com~, they also have the audacity to draw on the paper themselves, messing up your neat little squares, which is even more outrageous. He can also incite the mentally retarded ants around him to make trouble with him, and gradually get involved in the battle for turf between you and your colleagues. Although this little gangster is still unknown in the ant world, “well-known” is also associated with being mean, unruly, and unethical, but only you know that there is a reason for everything he does, and if he doesn’t do it, he can control the situation. It was disturbed. But he is also very cunning. He hides among the ants so that you can’t poke him. From time to time, he even wanders around on the back of the paper to get acquainted with insects from the outside world. There is no other way, you can only use your own spokesperson to destroy him, and there are colleagues who you can’t quarrel with. The little hooligan made a fortune quietly, practiced his sword skills diligently, and went further and further down the road of hooliganism. Your story has reached a deadlock.

7 Blasphemy

After playing for so long, you suddenly feel that it’s funny, and you think you can write a guide or something for people who want to play Ant in the future. “The Story You Tell” came out, and later people said that you can only talk to people, not ants, so you have to change the name. Another day you were so hungry that you were busy working in the hut with a cigarette in your mouth. It was windy and rainy outside, and you were puffing up smoke in the house. You suddenly realized that since you have diarrhea on the toilet, you might as well call it “blasphemy” for the sake of being arty. , and also gave himself a huge evil name called “Misty Rain Jiangnan”.

For those of you who insist on seeing this place, among the bustling ants, which one are you? There are many disturbances coming and going, what are you doing for?