Bird Dude Nie Bufan: The messy night of the 30 estrus season
lnmao.org, the fastest update to the latest chapter of Poultry Nie Bufan!
Spring is a bright season, a season of rebirth, and... a season of estrus.
Recently, in Jiwo Village, we can see all kinds of strange courtship scenes everywhere. Some are scratching their heads, some are singing, some are fighting together... Generally speaking, birds are the most noisy. Mammals are the most violent, and reptiles are the least shocking.
The flock of chickens rioted the village like a bazaar, and the chicken feathers and dust flew together in chaos.
The first person who couldn't stand it was Li Huai. This poor guy didn't know that the animals in heat were the most terrible. As you can imagine, he was so shameless that he would be stumbled by a chicken as soon as he appeared. The relationship with the chicken has reached the point where "the enemy won't move it, but the enemy will scratch it." At this point, Li Huai had completely lost his temper, and no longer dared to act rashly.
At night, the chickens in Jico Village started a long and crazy nightlife, and the stern noise made the residents feel impetuous. They have been insomnia for many days...
Nie Bufan, the heartless guy, was not affected at all. He slept until he woke up naturally, but he felt that he suddenly understood something. Recently, Zhang San and Li Si showed closeness to him because They are in heat!
The man without the comfort of a woman is Gimo. Nie Bufan expressed his understanding. So he decided to take them to the kiln to relax*. But before that, he wanted to step on the spot first and find a brothel with a relatively high specification, where the women must at least have an upper-middle posture, otherwise the guys would look down on it.
Just do what he thinks of, Nie Bufan quietly found the goddess and explained his intentions.
"You told me this beautiful and beautiful woman to go to the brothel with you?" Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with a look of monsters.
Nie Bufan glanced back at her, um, she was beautiful and owed.
"What do you think?" Nineteen said again, "There are so many men in the village, why don't you just find one?"
"With me, can they still attract the attention of other girls? In order not to lose their face, it is better to find you." Actually, he doesn't want to behave like a chick in front of others...
"..." The corners of Nineteen's mouth twitched, and after a long time he uttered a sentence, "The brothel does not accept female guests!"
"You are no different from men in men's clothing."
"..." At nineteen moments, it exploded and smashed over with one thing.
"Hey, hey, I was laughing." Nie Bufan said hurriedly, "I mean, aren't you curious about brothels at all? Don't want to see what a man looks like under the offensive of beauty and wine?"
Nineteen showed a touch of emotion, but hesitated because of the reputation of her boudoir.
Nie Bufan worked hard to continue persuading: "As a woman, before you leave the cabinet, it is necessary to have a thorough understanding of the nature of men. Look at the handsome princes in our village. That noble and elegant look?"
This is not forced by you! Nineteen cast a sideways glance at Nie Bufan.
In the end, of course, she agreed. It is hard to refuse the temptation to experience the life of a brothel. She is not a compliant woman.
The two agreed on a time, and after one evening, they made excuses to leave the village. Nineteen didn't take her Yucong, and Nie Bufan didn't take his baby chicken.
After changing clothes at an inn, two handsome young men appeared.
Today’s goal is the Xinghe Building in the south of the city. This is one of the three brothels in Xishan City. The other two are Yichunyuan and Yuxiuzhao.
Neither Nie Bufan nor Nineteen had ever visited Fireworks and Willow Lane. When they first entered this kind of place, they couldn't help feeling uneasy and a little bit excited.
When the old bust saw them coming in, she immediately greeted them with a smile, her eyes were savage, and she knew at a glance that these two were of good origin.
"Two sons, welcome to visit Xinghelou. Seeing the two eye students, it must be the first time to come?"
"Yeah." Nie Bufan pretended to nodded deeply, and looked around, his eyes were full of Yingying and Yanyan, and his sleeve dancing was fragrant, making people dazzled.
"Then let me arrange a seat for the two of you, and then introduce some girls to you?"
"Very good."
Nie Bufan and Nineteen followed the old bustard to the second floor. The second floor is much quieter than the first floor. Open the windows and you can see the first floor.
The old bust called the girl Fengcha, and asked: "What kind of girls do you like?"
"Don't mention the vulgar fans, I want the best." Nie Bufan said with a slight arrogance.
"Of course, it must be the best for the son." The old bustard smiled wrinkly and changed his tone. "However, Xinghelou's top card is generally not easy to meet guests, it depends on whether the guests are sincere. Other names Flower can be introduced to the two sons first."
"Huh!" Nineteen snorted coldly, took out a silver coin from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "As long as we are satisfied, we won't be stingy! You can just call your top card. I'd like to see that. What's so special about the top card."
"Hehe. Please wait a moment, both of you." The old bustard naturally took the ingot and walked out with a bow.
Nie Bufan gave Nineteen a thumb.
Nineteen proudly said: "Little meaning."
"I heard that the top brand of the brothel is both talented and talented. We will listen to the music later." Nie Bufan suggested.
"Of course you can only listen to music, don't you want to stay overnight?" Nineteen looked dissatisfied.
Nie Bufan thought for a while and laughed: "If I meet someone I like, I don't mind a handful of Wenxiang Nephrite."
"Then I will tell Master Li about them."
"Tell them what?"
"Tell them that you carry their red apricots and go out of the wall."
Nie Bufan sneered and said with contempt: "I really don't know what kind of messy things are thinking in your head, Hong Xing is out!"
Nineteen rolled his eyes: "Don't think I won't know about you guys unless I go out. The hero told me all about it."
"Hero?" Nie Bufan asked weirdly, "What did he tell you?"
"It says that you are in estrus with two big men every day."
"..." Nie Bufan decided to go back and stewed it, "You believe what it says?"
"Heroes cannot lie."
"When did you have such a good relationship with it?"
"The only talking chicken in the world!" Nineteen eyes brightly said, "Of course I have to take care of it."
While talking, there was a sudden noise outside the door, and it seemed that someone was in the scene.
The two looked at each other and didn't intend to go out to join in the fun, but the voice gradually approached here. Then the door was suddenly kicked open. Four or five men came in, followed by the old bustard and several girls.
"Two princes, I'm really sorry." The old bustard quickly apologized.
"Are you the one who wants to pack Liu Yaner?" the man in the lead asked.
"Who is Liu Yaner?" Nie Bufan asked.
Nineteen shook his head: "I don't know either."
The surroundings fell into a short silence for an instant, and they ran aggressively to make trouble, but the other party was completely absent.
"Mother Xu, what's going on?" The man in the lead said harshly, "Didn't you say they called Liu Yan'er?"
"Yes, it is indeed them!" The old bustard smiled reluctantly, and explained, "These two young men are here for the first time, maybe I don't know that Liu Yaner is our Xinghelou's top card."
Nie Bufan suddenly said: "It turns out that her name is Liu Yan'er, where is she? Are you here?"
Speaking, the probe looked out, and his gaze swept over a beautiful woman who was supported by a maid.
The man stepped forward to block his sight, and said in a nasty voice, "Listen to me, Liu Yaner is my Han Songling's woman, no one can call her!"
Nie Bufan leaned against the table, looked up and down the young master, and said lightly: "Since it is your woman, why let her stay in the brothel and bring her home directly?"
Han Songling's face changed, and angrily said: "My son's business is not your turn to take care of."
"I don't want to control either." Nie Bufan said, "But since Miss Liu is the number one card here, then guests are eligible to see her as long as she wants. Mother Xu, don't you think?"
The old bustard hurriedly smiled and said: "The son is very true."
"What is it?" Han Songling scolded, "My son has booked her out." As he said, he drew a silver ticket from his arms and handed it to the old bustard.
The old bustard put it away hurriedly, and said with some embarrassment: "But, it was Liu Yaner who ordered the two sons first."
Han Songling took another silver ticket out of his arms, and then looked at Nie Bufan and Nineteen in a provocative manner.
"Mother Xu, you can't do this." Nie Bufan said quietly, "At least ask Miss Liu's opinion. Since she is Xing Helou's top card, she can't be impressed with a few dollars. If whoever pays more, she will follow whoever, wouldn't it be the same as the average vulgar fan?"
"This..." The old bustard was speechless and turned to look at Liu Yan'er.
Liu Yan'er took a few steps forward, slightly blessed: "What the son said is extremely true, the slave family agreed to the son first, and naturally they should give priority to the son."
Han Songling's face turned black, grabbing Liu Yan'er's hand, and said angrily: "What did you say?"
"Hey, don't be rough, women are for pain." Nie Bufan stepped forward and stood in front of Liu Yan'er.
"Go away!" Han Songling stretched out his hand to push Nie Bufan, and threw nineteen cups over, blocking Han Songling's movements.
Nie Bufan said again: "This young man, everyone comes to the brothel for pleasure, why bother to make yourself unhappy for a little thing?"
Han Songling stared at him fiercely, turned to Liu Yan'er for a while and asked: "Are you sure you want to accompany them?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I don't care about it!" After speaking, he turned and flicked his sleeves away.
This person is so stupid. He spent so much money in vain. He didn't know if he would be scammed and kidnapped. Unexpectedly, he left without a few words, it was really chaotic and unfulfilled. Nie Bufan thought unkindly in his heart.
The old bust breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "Excuse me, the two princes, let's go out and let Liu Yan'er treat them well."
When everyone went out, Nie Bufan sighed: "It seems that this house is not working."
"What can't you do?" Nineteen asked curiously.
Nie Bufan whispered: "You didn't see this girl Liu has a good relationship, no matter how beautiful she is, it would be undesirable."
"What do you want to do? Don't you just want to come to the brothel to see it? Do you really want to be in love with them?"
Wait for Nie Bufan to speak, Liu Yan'er over there has already spoken: "Two sons, how about letting the Nujia play a piece for them first?"
"Okay, girl, please." Nie Bufan replied with a smile. It's a pity in my heart that this is indeed a beauty, with picturesque eyebrows, a well-balanced body, and a voice like a crowing. It's a pity that when she sees her interaction with that Han XX, she knows that there is something tricky, but she can't introduce Zhang San and Li Si to those who belong to her.
The melodious pipa sounded, but for Nie Bufan, who didn't know how to appreciate it, it was a good time to play the piano. Nineteen sounds rather fascinating.
Nie Bufan was bored and tight, and when someone came in to serve tea, he whispered: "Call a few more girls in to serve." After speaking, they would inevitably have some money on their bodies.
Several girls left happily. Not long after, three or four gorgeous girls came in, smiling and sitting beside Nie Bufan and Nineteen.
Nineteen surprised: "What are you doing?"
Nie Bufan said: "Since I'm here, I have to adapt to it, right?"
Nineteen had a dark face and pushed the woman's hand away, stiff.
Nie Bufan accepted it well and hugged him from left to right.
Liu Yan'er, who played the piano over there, quivered her fingers, almost out of tune. She probably hasn't suffered this kind of insult. In her place, she actually asked other women to serve her, and her top brand was completely reduced to a sing-song.
Following the women’s laughter and noise, Liu Yaner naturally couldn’t talk anymore. She stood up whizzingly, holding back her anger and said: "After you have finished playing one song, please have fun on your own."
Nineteen wanted to stop her, but didn't know how to speak, so he stared at Nie Bufan fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "Since you don't like it, why did you **** her from Han Songling just now?" /
"Snatching people is fun." Nie Bufan said innocently: "Unfortunately, she can only watch from a distance, not play with it."
"Fuck you!" Nineteen annoyed, "If you want to play, you can play by yourself, I will go out first."
"Hey, don't run around, it's not safe here." Nie Bufan finally remembered that they were girls.
Nineteen heads did not turn back: "I have martial arts, much safer than you!"
Nie Bufan shrugged, ignored him, lowered his head and smiled and asked the beauties around him: "What do you usually do? How about teaching?"
The author has something to say: Should I send Nie Bufan out at this time?
Thank you all for the mine~_~
0 bubble fruit milk threw a landmine
DUST threw a landmine
Tament threw a landmine
254343 threw a landmine