Bird Dude Nie Bufan: That’s how 23 evil did it

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Woke up early in the morning, Si Chenyu and Shen Muran were still asleep. Nie Bufan was not able to wake them up. It was probably a sequelae of poisoning. So he got up first, got dressed and went out.

After getting something to eat, he led Ms. Hua, ready to go into the city to buy something, and take a look at Zhang San and Li Si by the way.

When I was about to leave the village, I ran into two of Si Chenyu’s men. The servant named "Xu Si" turned his head to one side and pretended not to see it. The guard politely asked: "Village Chief Nie Is this going out?"

"Yes." Nie Bufan smiled. "Are you going to please the prince?"

The guard nodded.

Xu Si was impatient, yin and yang said strangely: "Okay, what is it, the prince is still waiting!"

The two quickly walked past Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan kindly reminded: "Your prince will not wake up yet, you'd better wait outside the door first."

"How do you know?" Xu Si stopped and turned to ask suspiciously.

Nie Bufan's eyes flickered, he looked like he couldn't speak, he hesitated: "I slept with your prince last night..."

"Impossible." Xu Si shouted, "Wang Ye clearly slept with Shen Gongzi."

Nie Bufan nodded: "Well, the three of us are together."

"Why would you be with them? I watched you split the house with the prince!"

"Your prince is too sick." Nie Bufan showed an expression of grief and indignation. "At midnight, he secretly took a good male paper into bed. Do you know what I saw at that time? Seeing Master Shen being killed by your family The prince is out of human form! Your prince is still not satisfied, and he also made me..."

Nie Bufan covered his face, looking back in pain.

"You...you talk nonsense!"

"Never mind if you don't believe me. If I'm you, it's best to wait for your prince to wake up naturally outside the house, otherwise I rush in. If you see something you shouldn't see..." Nie Bufan shook his head and sighed, "I The reason why I left early in the morning was because I was worried about being pestered by your prince. If you hear him calling me, tell him that I am away."

After speaking, waved his hand and swayed away.

The two Xu Si heard Nie Bufan's ridiculous remarks, and they really didn't dare to enter the room rashly.

The two looked at each other and decided unanimously that they should wait for the prince to wake up naturally...

After Nie Bufan entered the city, he first bought what he needed, and then went to Zhang Junshi's restaurant.

The guy in the restaurant was already familiar with Nie Bufan, and asked him to enter the shop.

The dude looked at the second floor and whispered: "Mr. Nie, my young master is meeting guests. You go to the room first and wait?"

"Oh, who will you be?" Nie Bufan asked casually.

"Hey, a female guest."

Looking at the ambiguous look of the buddy, Nie Bufan couldn't help thinking, is Zhang San on a blind date? Hey, this has to be checked.

Nie Bufan walked up to the second floor, and the man hurriedly said: "Mr. Nie, you..."

"Don't worry." Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, "I will look at the corner, and I won't disturb your prince."

The man then hesitantly let Nie Bufan pass.

It's not a meal right now, the second floor is empty, only Zhang Junshi and a pair of masters and servants are sitting in the window drinking tea.

Nie Bufan tiptoedly sat down at a table behind Zhang Junshi and watched with interest as they exchanged feelings between the handsome men and beautiful women.

But after a long while, everything went quietly over there. Zhang Junshi sipped tea and watched the sky by herself, while the girl lowered her head, twisted her handkerchief, twisted and said nothing. The atmosphere of the two is extremely strange.

Nie Bufan is anxious for them, Zhang San usually looks eloquent, how can this be like a wooden person? That girl too, there must be a limit to shyness, can you fascinate a man just by the top of your head?

After a while, he found Zhang Junshi's left hand on the side of the table was gently tapping on the table, showing his master's impatience.

Nie Bufan shook his head, and sighed secretly that she was afraid that she was out of play. So he rubbed the lazy flower girl with his foot, indicating that it was time to move.

Ms. Hua stood up unconsciously and reluctantly, walked gracefully to the lady's feet, lifted a paw, and took a pee calmly.

The young lady only felt her feet hot, she looked down, then widened her eyes and let out an earth-shattering scream, then she stood up, kicked the foot of the stool, hit her waist and abdomen, and the tea pot fell over. , The body is shaky, a look of faint and painful appearance.

Nie Bufan covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look straight.

When Zhang Junshi saw the flower girl, he knew that Nie Bufan was coming. He was in a good mood to comfort the girl in front of him, but he didn't want the girl to be ashamed, and ran away, covering his face, taking away a piece of smoke...

Turning around, Zhang Junshi smiled and said: "You are here."

"Brother Zhang, want to kill me!" Nie Bufan gave him a bear hug.

"Hehe, I miss you too." Zhang Junshi's eyes were full of smiles.

He led Nie Bufan into his room and asked: "Why are you free to enter the city?"

"Buy something." Nie Bufan patted the package beside him, and then teased, "Who was that lady just now?"

Zhang Junshi helplessly said: "It's a daughter of my father who is close to the world."

"It's pretty, but it's too introverted." Nie Bufan commented, "Not for you."

Zhang Junshi smiled at him and asked: "Then what do you think is suitable for me?"

Nie Bufan dragged his chin for a moment and replied: "You look gentle and pragmatic, but you don't like red tape, so you should have a smart partner who can enjoy the fun of business with you. "

The smile on Zhang Junshi's mouth deepened, staring at him without saying a word.

Nie Bufan was ignorant and sighed to himself: "Such a companion is hard to find. You have to spend a lot of trouble."

Zhang Junshi leaned over to his ear and whispered: "Then, what do you think of you?"

Nie Bufan turned his head to look at him, face to face, breathing can be heard.

Zhang Junshi's gaze slowly moved from his eyebrows to his lips, uniform in thickness, with attractive moisture...

"Zhang San." Nie Bufan suddenly reached out his hand to hold his face, and said cautiously, "Friends are easy to ask, but beautiful women are hard to find."

"..."

Zhang Junshi's face was stiff, and he looked at him sly.

Nie Bufan patted him and said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about business."

What business can you do? It's not that Zhang Junshi despised him, it's that this guy has too many bad records.

Nie Bufan said again: "Did I not let the land fall sell tea eggs for a while?"

"Hmm." Thinking of the tea eggs, he thought of the people who had been pitted by Nie Bufan.

"Then what do you think of the future of tea eggs?"

Zhang Jun moved in his heart and asked: "Do you want to do tea egg business?"

"I didn't do it." Nie Bufan pointed out, "It's you."

"Me?"

"Yes, I plan to sell you the recipe for making tea eggs."

Zhang Junshi was surprised: "Sell it to me? Why are you interested in this?"

This doesn't seem to be something Nie Bufan, a guy who does more than less, would do?

Nie Bufan glanced at him and said in a generous manner: "You look down on me too much. Anyway, I am also quite a business-minded person. Can't I make more money?"

"But it can..." Zhang Junshi replied hesitantly, still a little unsure in his heart.

"Could it be that you are not interested in this?"

"That's not true." Zhang Junshi smiled, "Since you want to sell, let's make a price."

"You figure it out, I believe you are a human being." Nie Bufan looked like he was confidant.

Zhang Junshi shook his head and said helplessly: "Okay, I will pay you dividends at that time."

Nie Bufan smiled with satisfaction.

He didn't plan to engage in tea egg business, mainly because there are too many eggs in Jiwo Village. If they don't want to deal with them, they have to be wasted. That's why he had this idea. Once Zhang Junshi does the tea egg business, he will definitely need a lot of eggs. Where can I buy the eggs? Of course it is the chicken coop village. Hehe.

"By the way, I heard that Prince Si and Young Master Shen have both lived in the chicken nest village?" Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said: "Yes, but I didn't adapt very well."

Zhang Junshi can imagine.

He said again: "It seems that the treasure trove of Saint Duobao is near the village of Jiwo. Did you find anything?"

"Sure!" Nie Bufan smiled, "When will you go back to the village, you can go to the treasure hunt together in a few months."

"I'm afraid it won't work." Zhang Junshi waved his hand, "Only people with keys are eligible to enter. The three houses of Si, Shen and Li have appeared, and the Wang family should be coming soon."

"Who is from the Wang family?"

"It's not clear. The Wang family is quite complicated. This time, the goddess election son-in-law did not send anyone to come forward. They always acted mysteriously and cautiously." Zhang Junshi slowly said, "But the most important thing should be the last key, although It is said to be in the hands of the goddess, but it has not been confirmed so far."

Nie Bufan thought of the egg-like thing and hooked his mouth playfully.

When Zhang Jun saw this, he warned, "What do you want to do?"

"What do you do?" Nie Bufan converged his expression extremely fast, and said solemnly, "Brother Zhang, do you have a misunderstanding about me?"

Misunderstanding? Yes, there is indeed a big misunderstanding. After peeling the egg shell, what appeared inside was a fox walking upright.

The two chatted wildly for a while, Nie Bufan looked at the sky and got up to leave.

Zhang Junshi said: "Let’s stay overnight. Tomorrow I will return to the village with you."

"No, there are still a few big people in the village who need to look after."

I don’t know if Si Chenyu and Shen Muran are okay...

In fact, both Si Shen are very bad.

Not long after Nie Bufan left, Si Chenyu woke up from his drowsiness, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a big blue and purple face that looked like a ghost. He almost frightened him to a cardiac arrest. He was dumbfounded for a while before he recognized it. This is Shen Muran, whose originally beautiful and unparalleled appearance has been made like this, I really can't bear to look straight. I don't know how he will react when he wakes up?

I was thinking, Shen Muran had already opened some swollen eyes.

He looked at Si Chenyu in a daze, and said: "It's morning?"

Si Chenyu nodded slowly.

Shen Muran rubbed his neck and frowned: "Last night I seemed to have had a terrible nightmare. Now I feel sore all over, I probably didn't sleep well."

Since he was about to sit up, Si Chenyu also stood up, the quilt slipped off, and Shen Muran showed a dazed look, pointed his finger at him, and hesitated: "Your clothes..."

Si Chenyu looked down, and his face immediately became like a palette, red and purple through, and purple through black.

I saw two large holes in the middle of his single shirt, exposing two pectoral muscles, and the red breast tou stood upright in the air.

Shen Muran prides himself on being excellent at nurturing qigong. This will see Si Chenyu look so weird, and he has to use the strength of milking to hold back the upcoming eruption and laugh.

"Nie, Bu, Fan." Si Chenyu screamed tremblingly, suddenly lifted the quilt, and was about to get up. Who knows that as soon as he stood up, he and Shen Muran cried out at the same time. Ripped off a piece.

Turning around, I saw that a bunch of his hair was tied to Shen Muran's, and he was also tied with a beautiful bow with straw rope, swaying arrogantly from side to side.

With a "boom", Si Chenyu seemed to have black smoke coming out of his head...

"Nie-Bu-Fan!" The roar of the roar shook the world, shocking countless chickens watching the show.

The two Xu Si who were waiting outside the door shrank their necks subconsciously, not knowing what happened inside.

After a while, the door of the room was opened with a slam. Si Chenyu appeared in front of the two with a face, nose, and nose, and asked: "Where is Bufan Nie?"

"Went into town."

Went into town? Into the city? Si Chenyu was furious and suddenly began to wreak havoc in the yard.

Xu Si retreated to the corner with fear, and for the first time saw his noble prince so mad.

Is it true that Nie Bufan said that his prince was sick?

Immediately Shen Muran also came out, Xu Si and the two looked at it at the same time, and immediately there was another mess in the wind.

Who is this person with a strange face in front of you? who is it?

The son of Shen was rendered unmanly by your prince... It turned out to be real, real, real...

Xu Si felt that they were the truth.

Si Chenyu's image collapsed again.

On the other side, Shen Muran still doesn't know his own situation, and when he returns to his original residence, he takes a photo in the mirror—soon, another roar appears in Jiwo Village...

You do evil!

The author has something to say: Silence again.

Not being funny is not Nie Bufan's style. It will cost him to sleep with him.

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