Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 42 can’t be said

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Nie Bufan woke up from the soreness. Seeing Wang Shichan, who was meditating at the entrance of the cave, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, he didn't get angry.

Looking at the appearance of his celestial spirit, who would have thought that he would steal people! How could there be someone more wretched than him in this world?

Nie Bufan is a little melancholy. Several residents in Jiwo Village have an improper relationship with him, the village chief. His icy and clean body has now become a red "present". How will he marry a wife in the future? Have children, open branches and loose leaves?

Well, he admits that he is indeed a little bend. After scoring men, then scoring women will be a bit unkind. But asking him to walk all the way to the dark is really reluctant, and he is still the one below, rolling in pain and happiness every time, and being tossed with no bones.

No, he has to think of a countermeasure quickly, and he can't continue this way.

Nie Bufan got up fiercely, and the chrysanthemum burst suddenly, pounding the stone bed with pain.

Wang Shichan flashed over immediately, rubbed his head, and asked calmly: "Are you okay?"

"Try it!" Nie Bufan roared viciously.

Wang Shichan's gaze shifted from his face to his luo exposed upper body, and then to the tuft in the lower abdomen...Suddenly he shook his head inexplicably.

Nie Bufan followed his gaze and looked at him, "What to look at? Haven't you seen Viagra?"

"..." Wang Shichan turned his face and looked at the stone wall earnestly.

Nie Bufan snapped his face over and threatened: "The relationship between the two of us, you'd better be tight-lipped. If you dare to reveal a word, I will castrate you."

Wang Shichan couldn't help but moved his gaze down to "Natuo".

Nie Bufan casually pulled the hem of Wang Shichan's clothes to cover the vitals, and continued: "I was going to hang myself by crying two times, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I don't care about it, hope so Don’t happen again in the future, what do you think?"

"Oh." Wang Shichan responded nonchalantly.

"Oh?" Nie Bufan squinted, "Don't want to fool me, you swear to the Buddha, you will never do this to Nie Bufan again!"

"I swear," Wang Shichan raised his hand slowly, his lips moved slightly, and he said silently, "..."

Nie Bufan put his ears up hard and didn't hear what he was talking about. He couldn't help but furiously said: "You read it!"

"Buddha said: Don't speak."

"..."

Nie Bufan finally realized the feeling of being choked. The man in front of him was simply a monster in a robes.

Wang Shichan helped Nie Bufan pick up the clothes and said slowly: "Put it on."

"I don't wear it." Nie Bufan slapped it away, and shouted arrogantly, "You can take off if you want me, or wear if you want me? No way!"

Wang Shichan calmly said: "Be careful of colds."

"I'm so angry, I can't dry it."

"Then, don't wear it." A smile appeared at the corner of Wang Shichan's mouth. With his back to the hole, the dim morning light cast a shadow on his smiling face.

Then...then...then...Nie Bufan was killed...

While the sun was shining, Wang Shichan carried the dizzy Nie Bufan and came to the water pool, helped him clean up, put on neatly, and then placed him upright under the tree, and suddenly flashed himself. .

Nie Bufan woke up amidst the noise of roosters, and saw himself meditating stupidly.

"Wang Wu, wait, Xiaoye must make you look good!" He gritted his teeth and roared.

Staggering back to the village, Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were leaning against the door and looking at him with a grimace as soon as they entered the house.

Nie Bufan adjusted his expression and greeted with a smile: "Morning."

"It's still early?" Zhang Junshi stared at him, "It's almost noon now!"

"Haha, isn't it?" Nie Bufan passed between the two with a smile, Li Yi grabbed his arm and said gloomily: "Where did you go last night?"

"Last night, the night was charming. I was so excited that I was on the mountain to enjoy the moon."

"Watching the moon and enjoying erythema?" Li Yi lifted the corner of his clothes and sneered. "There must be a lot of poisonous insects on the mountain."

"That's it." Nie Bufan nodded repeatedly, "I was almost bitten to half his life."

Zhang Junshi covered his forehead and sighed, "Speak, who is it?"

"What?" Nie Bufan looked unclear.

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Zhang Jun is unmoved, "Who did it?"

"I don't know what you are talking about." Nie Bufan muttered.

Li Yi also opened his mouth and said: "Is it necessary for us to wait for you to say? That man deserves your protection?"

Nie Bufan turned his head too far, he really couldn't say it, it was too shameful! If he hadn't gotten the wrong person, nothing would happen. It feels very silly to think of Li Si's name when I did it the first two times.

"Nie Bufan!" Zhang Junshi pinched his ears and said with an expression of hating iron and steel, "How many people are you going to harm? The two of us are not enough for you to toss?"

"What are you talking about?" Nie Bufan squinted at them, "How can a honest person like me harm others? You eat mine, drink mine, sleep me, and now you still say that I harm you? I am not wronged!"

"..." The two were speechless.

"Go away, let me go back to my room and die." He said, pushing the two of them away and stepping inside.

Zhang and Li dragged him back quickly with eyesight.

"You almost got past you again." Zhang Junshi said bluntly.

"Don't change the subject, say, who is that man?" Li Yi asked.

Nie Bufan talked about it and couldn't get rid of these two people.

Finally it became popular, and he shouted: "Which man is not a man? Isn't it alright if I don't have a man? I was actually self, attack, self, and suffer last night!"

This roar is really shocking and earth-shattering, and the whole chicken nest village is an echo of "self-attack and self-sufficiency".

Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai, Tiannv and others on the other side all leaned in and looked over with horror.

Zhang and Li are dumbfounded.

Nie Bufan hummed them with his nose, then squeezed them away, walked into the room swaggeringly, and kicked the door with a knock.

Zhang and Li looked at each other, speechless for a while.

That night, thunder roared, heavy rain poured down, and the simple cottages leaked wind everywhere, and no one else slept well. Nie Bufan sleeps well, because he knows that if it rains, Wang Shichan will definitely not come at night.

The next day, Nie Bufan got up refreshedly to welcome the sunrise.

After a night of heavy rain, the ground is muddy, and you can get dirty if you walk a few steps. Si Chenyu stood at the window and saw Nie Bufan stepping on the mud happily, and shouted: "After cooking the **** soup for me, I feel a little cold."

"With so much gas, where does it look like a cold?" Nie Bufan ignored it and walked towards the chicken coop.

"Nie Bufan." Si Chenyu said again, "Where are you going? Are you planning to find a secret place to attack yourself?"

Nie Bufan's mouth twitched, and smiled at him: "I know you are jealous and hateful. If you want to learn this stunt, just say, what are you doing around?"

Si Chenyu retreated.

On the face, he is no match for ten.

"Village Chief Nie." At this time, the voice of Heavenly Girl Nineteen came, "I don't know where the clothes I was hanging out yesterday are blowing, please help me find them."

"Don't you have a girl?"

"It's so muddy outside, you're always embarrassed to let women toss in the mud, right?"

Nie Bufan thinks about it, he thinks he is still a gentleman, he promised: "Okay, I will look around later."

"Thank you."

Nie Bufan has gone so far, and nineteen suddenly added: "Mr. Nie, you can talk to other people when you are lonely late at night, don't hurt your body."

"..."

"Hahahahaha..." Li Huai smiled on the other side and thumped his chest, pointing at Nie Bufan like a cramp.

Nie Bufan glanced at him lightly, and said quietly: "It's bad, I'll look for you tonight."

"Cough cough." Li Huai didn't fiddle, his face flushed with choking.

Receiving many weird eye-catching ceremonies along the way, Nie Bufan still looked around his territory calmly.

Last night's thunderstorm scared many chickens, most of them were depressed.

Nie Bufan thought, turning around to put some light music on them to reconcile them. The source of the music is naturally Shen Muran or Si Chenyu, who prides himself on literary style.

Unconsciously walking to the foot of the mountain, Nie Bufan suddenly saw the landslide in front of him, and the original way up the mountain was cut in half. More importantly, the pool connected to this mountain was also muddy. If there is another rain, the pool is likely to be directly blocked, and the treasure house may not be accessible.

Thinking of this, Nie Bufan immediately went to the goddess and told her what he had discovered.

Nineteen anxiously said: "What should I do? Haven't found all the keys yet?"

"Yes, what should I do?" Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.

Nineteen walked back and forth in the room, restless.

"Mr. Nie, you must help me." Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with help.

"It's not easy." Nie Bufan sat on the chair, knocking on Erlang's leg, looking embarrassed.

"I know it's hard to do, but now I have no other choice but to count on you."

Nie Bufan knocked on the table and said after a long while: "Then, you can tell the rest of the treasure a little bit about the location of the treasure these days."

"Disclose the location of the treasure?" Nineteen wondered, "Why?"

"What are they here for? Just for the treasure!" Nie Bufan explained, "But now the entrance to the treasure is about to be buried, are they in a hurry?"

"Urgent." Nineteen nodded.

"So, what will they do?"

Nineteen thought about it, and his eyes lit up: "They will definitely find a way to keep the entrance."

"Isn't this anymore?" Nie Bufan said with a smile, "You just need to move your mouth and leave the hard work to them."

The nineteenth was a joy at first, and then he hesitated: "In this way, wouldn't they want to enter the treasure house more urgently?"

"So what?"

"If I don't find the last key, I won't even have a back road."

"Then do you want a back road, or don't even want the front road?"

Nineteen struggled for a while, and finally nodded heavily, and said: "I must have the determination to break the boat. I believe the palace owner's prediction will definitely unlock the treasure!"

"Good job!"

Walking out of the nineteenth room, Nie Bufan looked at the clear sky, opened his arms and shouted silently: Let the storm come harder!

Look at that puddle of mud and water that will make you dead!

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