Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 35 little monkeys

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Nie Bufan stared at the little monkey that broke out of its shell. It was only half a slap in size, and his body was sticky. His eyes had not opened yet, and his limbs were curled and squirming slightly.

"This...this, this is Wukong!" Nie Bufan poked the little monkey's forehead with a trembling finger, his eyes flashing bright like a searchlight.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in with hot water.

Nie Bufan held the little monkey, took the towel Zhang Junshi handed over, and carefully wiped the mucus on his body.

Zhang Junshi only saw the little thing in his hand and was surprised: "What is this?"

"My son." Nie Bufan replied without looking up.

"...This seems to be female."

"That's my lady."

"..." This is too heavy... Actually Nie Bufan was talking about "daughter".

"Where did this little thing come from?" Zhang Junshi asked suspiciously. He just went out for a while. Could it be that a monkey ran into the house at this time and left this little monkey behind? Regardless of how high the possibility of this matter is, what surprised him is that this monkey is too small!

"I don't know, I picked it up by the window just now." Nie Bufan answered casually.

Help the little monkey clean, and he said to Zhang Junshi: "Zhang San, can you buy me a **** or ewe that only has milk?"

"This is no problem, I will ask someone to do it right away."

"Thank you." Nie Bufan smiled brightly and his eyes were full of joy.

Zhang Jun felt hot and couldn't help but leaned forward and pressed a kiss on his face. Such a lovely Nie Bufan was really irresistible.

Nie Bufan slapped him away, dissatisfied: "Go now, Wukong is going to be hungry."

"Wukong?" Zhang Junshi pointed at the little monkey wrapped around Nie Bufan's finger.

Nie Bufan nodded, raised his hand, and affirmed: "From now on it will be called'Wukong'."

At noon, the guy brought back a **** who was breastfeeding.

Nie Bufan asked him to process the water-filled skin, fill it with warm milk, and feed the little monkey with a hollow reed tube.

Zhang Junshi has been watching from the side, his eyes full of petting and smiling.

Looking at the little monkey sucking happily, Nie Bufan suddenly said: "I decided to stay here for a few days to facilitate feeding. I will go back when Wukong becomes stronger."

"Can you bring the **** back to the village?" Zhang Junshi certainly welcomes Nie Bufan to live, but he is also sure that Li Yi will come to find someone soon, so it is better to stay in the store than to return to the village.

Nie Bufan shrugged and said disapprovingly: "You have lived in Ji'ao Village for so long, haven't you found that there are no other animals in the village except chickens?"

"This is indeed quite puzzling." Zhang Junshi remembered that he once lost a donkey in Jiwo Village, and it has disappeared so far. Later, he gave another donkey to Nie Bufan, but he also disappeared without a trace.

"Well, that's because Ji Wo Village cannot accommodate other animals for the time being." Nie Bufan looked at the little monkey in his hand and muttered, "I don't know if this little guy will be an exception..."

The appearance of the little monkey made Nie Bufan completely forget the fact that he was *again, and completely left Li Yi, a hungry wolf who was dissatisfied, completely behind him. He was only thinking about how to raise the little monkey.

Until after dinner, Li Yi suddenly appeared in front of Nie Bufan.

He came faster than Zhang Junshi expected, and he came next to Nie Bufan, like a movable wooden pile.

"Why didn't you go back to the village?" Li Yi asked.

"Because of this little guy." Nie Bufan showed the little guy in his hand enthusiastically, with a smug expression.

Li Yi took a mere glance and said uninterestedly: "If you like it, take it back."

"I will take it back, but I will stay here for a few days." Nie Bufan was unhappy that his daughter was ignored, and hummed, "There are landslides in the village, and you won’t be hungry, you Go back first."

Li Yi looked at the faint hickey on his collarbone, his face was gloomy, and he muttered: "Then I will stay too."

Zhang Junshi leaned against the door, and said lightly: "Brother Li, here is a restaurant specializing in food, beverages and meals. I don't want to be an inn. Could you please move around. I will not entertain guests here."

"I slept with Bufan." Li Yi didn't feel embarrassed by being dismissed at all, and remained motionless.

Zhang Junshi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "This room where he sleeps is down. Brother Li wants to occupy the magpie's nest, right?"

"Why not?" Li Yi looked at him directly, with a proud expression of "I have martial arts, what can you do with me".

Zhang Junshi constricted a smile, and made bright eye contact with Li Yi again.

Nie Bufan simply ignored their undercurrents. He lay on the bed, looking at the little monkey next to his pillow, waving his hand and saying: "Where you want to sleep, I want to exchange feelings with Wukong tonight, and wait for the restless people to escape. "

Li Yi glanced at the insanely small monkey and said lightly: "With your sleeping position, you are not afraid to crush this little thing to death?"

Nie Bufan stared at him, dissatisfied: "What's wrong with my sleeping position? I have always slept in a strong and stable manner."

Zhang and Li both cast contempt at him at the same time.

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that he had been seriously insulted, and pointed at them and said: "Okay, let's sleep together tonight, and see if I am unstable!"

Li Yi seriously said: "Well, I must observe it carefully."

Zhang Junshi said: "I look forward to your performance."

Nie Bufan suddenly felt like digging his own grave, and he muttered: "I have warmed your bed so many times. Not only are you not grateful, but you also tried to slander me. It's really unpredictable and sinister..."

But if three people have a bed, nothing will happen, right?

After washing up at night, Nie Bufan put the little monkey on the plush blanket on the bedside table. The little monkey was caught cold. He also put a hot water capsule under the plush blanket. The little guy slept soundly, Nie Bufan relaxed, and as soon as he turned around, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi each occupying one side of the bed, leaning on the bedpost and staring at him brightly.

Zhang Junshi patted the empty space in the middle and smiled: "It's night, go to sleep."

Li Yi lifted the quilt and hooked him with his eyes.

What's the matter with these two people? Isn't it incompatible? When is it so homologous?

Nie Bufan turned his head, thinking about the possibility of leaving at this time, his feet started to move around.

Zhang and Li seemed to have known his thoughts, and at the same time stretched out their hands to drag him to bed.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Nie Bufan yelled, "Isn't you ready without seeing me?"

"What preparation do I need to sleep?" Li Yi glanced at him.

"For example, brewing urine in advance..."

"Sleep!" Li Yi covered him with a quilt, only revealing a human-shaped pupa.

Nie Bufan poked out his head carefully and whispered: "Otherwise, let's tell stories?"

Zhang Junshi touched his head, warmly said: "Don't talk about it, otherwise you will be at your own risk."

Nie Bufan muttered, then retracted his head into the quilt. Not long after, I felt two warm bodies around him, and then two arms, one on the left and the right, encircled his chest and waist.

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and finally couldn't help but stretch out his head and said: "If you sleep like this, I don't have to wait until tomorrow to know that I can sleep as solid as a rock."

I can't move at all!

Li Yi put his head on top of his head and replied: "You will get used to it."

Zhang Junshi put his face on his neck and said with a smile: "If you feel uncomfortable, just say, I have always been reasonable."

I am not feeling well now! Nie Bufan yelled in his heart.

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"Okay, go to sleep!"

"Can I sleep outside?"

"No."

"Ah!"

"Enough! Can you sleep well? Stop it! I can't stand it!"

"How can you sleep well without draining your energy?"

"It's your own energy, what does it matter to me?"

"Can you guys be more shameless?"

"To be honest, after I met you, I knew I was so shameless."

"Encountering Bufan will ruin my life. In this life, I am afraid I will be overwhelmed. So Bufan, you have to compensate for my loss."

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Nie Bufan said righteously: "Although I have a skin like a city wall, it is not something you can puncture casually! I want me to give up the dignity of a man and be at your mercy, unless my chicken becomes a Buddha! "

Zhang and Li are speechless. What kind of dignity does he have? It's not enough to accept your fate obediently, but you still have to struggle to death. Don’t you know that the more you struggle, the more excited the enemy is?

They have been bent completely, does this guy want to straighten up? dream!

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