Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 3 is coming, weird

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Zhang Junshi got up early in the morning and asked two guys to take a donkey by the way and go to the "Jikou Village" to find out about the chicken.

The branch of Zhang's family has been open in Xishan City for four or five years, but I never knew that there was a village in the back of the city. Zhang Jun is really strange, don't people from their village enter the city? Mountain road...Well, it's basically not a mountain road. It doesn't look like many people have walked. The slopes are also very steep. The donkey that the guy is holding almost can't reach it. If Nie Bufan hadn't pointed it out exactly, Zhang Junshi didn't think there would be people in it.

Muttering in my heart, all the way through the mountains. It is said that it will take half an hour, but Zhang Junshi and others have spent half a stick of incense (about thirty or forty minutes) to see the smoke. If the chicken nest village is in front, Zhang Junshi has to re-evaluate Nie Bufan's feet.

The guy said: "I can't think of a village in these houses."

Guy two said: "I was born in Xishancheng, and this is the first time I heard about it. This place is close to Xishancheng, and it looks like a cliff from the outside. No wonder no one found it."

Looking back, it looks like a cliff indeed. Turning the narrow stream, what appeared in front of a few people was a flat land—well, a relatively level land, where a few simple wooden houses were sparsely lined up, surrounded by trees, green vines, and weeds. It seems that no one has cleaned it up. At first glance, it looks like a small village that has been abandoned for a long time.

"Huh? Do you feel panicked suddenly?" The man rubbed his hands.

The dude nodded repeatedly: "Um, uh, there is indeed."

Zhang Junshi also had a tingling scalp, and he was uncomfortable as soon as he stepped into the village.

Suddenly, a few people stopped abruptly, their eyes all looked forward, and there was a...cock with its head high and its chest standing impressively less than tens of meters away from them.

Zhang Junshi recognized it and said calmly: "Well, it's Brother Nie's pet, Flower... Flower Girl."

"So..." The guy stretched out his trembling fingers and said in horror, "Are these all around?"

Zhang Junshi looked up and he was instantly stiff. I didn't know when there were swarms of roosters around. Among the grass, on the roof, on the branches, between the cliffs... visually, countless... they stared. Dou's big ji eyes are fierce and fierce. The most weird thing is that so many chickens gather together, there is no sound or panting.

"President...President, are you sure that you are here to collect the chickens, not to be collected?" Guy Er couldn't help holding the donkey's neck, trying to seek comfort.

Zhang Junshi's face also turned blue, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and said: "Go on, just a bunch of chickens, can you eat you?"

Speaking, walked forward first.

The two guys looked at each other. When they were about to lay down their lives to accompany the gentleman, there was a sudden "slap" in their ears. They heard the reputation, and saw Zhang Junshi raising his right foot with a tangled expression. Tuan, mixed with viscous liquid dripping down drop by drop... It turned out that an egg was trampled.

"Quack...Quack..."

The rooster standing not far away suddenly made a weird cry, and then all the chickens around screamed "quack", and the deadly mountain col suddenly became a sea of ​​chicken sound waves.

Nima, is this mocking him? Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and walked into the weeds and rubbed hard.

That was an egg just now, an egg! Who is okay to throw the eggs! Don't you need money for eggs? Don't you want money?

The two guys were terrified at first. When they saw Zhang Junshi's appearance, they couldn't help but want to laugh, just to save his face, they could only endure desperately.

"Let's go!" Zhang Junshi walked in with his hands behind his back, striding inward under the attention of the chickens, with a strong momentum of going away.

He wants to see, what the **** is this?

"Nie Bufan--" Besides chickens, there are chickens all around, and it doesn't look like a human being. Zhang Jun has no choice but to open his voice and shout.

"Hey...coming." There was no need for Zhang Junshi to shout a second time, someone responded not far away. I think so, this place is just a bit bigger, it can spread all over the col with a single voice, and ghosts can hear it.

Not long after, Nie Bufan, dressed in abstract style, appeared in front of a few people and smiled warmly at them, "You are here, welcome, come in and sit down."

Zhang Junshi walked towards him and asked, "What about the other people in this village? Why are you and a group of chickens alone?"

Nie Bufan patted his chest and said: "I am the head of Jiwo Village. The chickens you see are villagers."

Zhang Junshi's raised feet paused in the air for two seconds, then gently put them down, hesitatingly said: "This whole village is the only one living in you?"

"I live with a group of chickens."

Well, Zhang Junshi sorted out some messy thoughts and entered Nie Bufan's room.

The house...like a chicken coop. The stool is missing feet, the table is cracked, there is a pile of debris on the bedside table, and there are grass scraps in the cup...

"Please have tea." Nie Bufan politely served tea to the guests.

Zhang Jun is silent.

The man whispered: "My son, this little brother is not a chicken essence, right?"

"Nonsense, there are no gods and ghosts in the world?" Zhang Junshi whispered, but he was fighting between heaven and man in his heart.

"Sit all, there are not many stools in the room, so you can sit on the bed." Nie Bufan brought them a plate of boiled eggs and peanuts, the latter bought them in the city yesterday.

The two guys didn't dare to sit, they stood aside with unnatural expressions, and Zhang Junshi glanced between the stool and the bed, and finally decided to sit on a relatively safe bed.

"Papa," a similar voice sounded again.

Zhang Junshi maintained a rigid sitting position, and his entire face showed signs of crookedness.

"Ahhh! Is there an egg on the bed?" Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi up, looked at Zhang Junshi's buttocks first, then ran out of the house and shouted: "How many times have I said this? No, don’t make a nest in my bed! Whoever committed the crime today, take the initiative to come forward, I will deal with it as appropriate, and take it lightly!"

The surrounding chickens catching insects, digging and digging, and chatting, none of them looked at Nie Bufan.

"You guys are getting fatter and fatter! Wait, wait for you to look good!" Nie Bufan uttered a few cruel words, turned and walked back to the house, and smiled embarrassedly at Zhang Junshi: "Sorry, suspect There are too many to catch the murderer for a while and you will be victimized."

"I just got my clothes dirty and didn't suffer!" Zhang Junshi has never been so embarrassed in his life, but today he has eaten enough.

The guy stepped forward and said, "My son, do you want to change your clothes."

"Change, I must change it." Nie Bufan nodded and said, "How can Young Master Zhang go back in this dirty clothes?"

Zhang Junshi sounded a little more comfortable, but felt something was wrong for a moment, and asked, "Who is... Zhang San?"

"Isn't it you?" Nie Bufan answered while looking for clothes from the cabinet.

"Cough, Zhang Junshi is next."

"Oh, I see." Nie Bufan handed him a set of old clothes, "Here, let's just take a look, Jun San."

"..." Zhang Junshi took the clothes, endured forbearance, and said, "Under Zhang Junshi, the only child in the family." The word "independence" is also emphasized.

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "I know, I know, you have said it several times, I remember."

Remember to have ghosts! Where did the "three" come from?

Zhang Junshi unfolded his clothes with a green face, and a hole immediately appeared in front of him, through which he could see the smiling face of Nie Bufan on the other side.

"Excuse me...How do I wear this?" Zhang Junshi squeezed his clothes and took a deep breath, reminding himself to be calm and be calm.

"Didn't your **** get dirty?" Nie Bufan took the clothes over, folded it, and then went around Zhang Junshi's waist, pulled up two sleeves to tie a knot in the front, and said with satisfaction, "This will just cover Live the stain behind?"

Zhang Junshi admits that although he is not as particular as the elder brother of the famous family, he has always been well dressed, and now that he has been doing so, the image of his own good son is like a wanted poster.

He finally knew why Nie Bufan would dress like a wandering artist...

Zhang Junshi looked at the two guys who were suffocating their laughter and suffocating problems next to him, and said in a tone as if they were an old teenager: "Don't say anything else, just take me to see you." ("Directly Take me to see your chicken, right", because jj river crab has the last two words, only to find that this sentence really needs river crab...)

"Okay, come with me." Nie Bufan readily agreed, leading them out of the house and walking towards Hou Lin.

Out of the house, Zhang Junshi and others felt like seeing the sky again.

Not long after walking, I saw a huge stone cave with a height of more than 30 meters appeared in front of me, with openings on all sides, like a mushroom pavilion, with fences at the entrance.

Zhang Junshi looked inside, there was no chicken.

"Where is the chicken?" Zhang Junshi asked.

"Wait, this time is when they let the wind go." Nie Bufan replied at will, and then no matter what their expressions were, he shouted around, "Flower one, spend two, spend three...you hurry up Go get your hens back, we are going to pick up the guests!"

"Puff!" Zhang Jun really did not vomit blood.

"Is this... still a chicken?" The two gangs were full of horror, watching the roosters pop up like bubbles, and then went into the woods and called "Wow". After a while, they saw Groups of hens were rushed back.

Nie Bufan opened the fence, watching the hens enter the fence, while introducing: "These are broilers, they are very stupid, about more than 400, you pick whatever you want."

Zhang Junshi looked at these lively hens, his brain was a little confused, did the chickens be raised like this? No wonder the meat feels so good, it's all trained...Apart from other weird situations, chicken is indeed a good product and it is worth long-term ordering.

"Cough, okay, pretty good." Zhang Junshi no longer knows what to say. Everything he has experienced today has made his receptive ability go beyond the zero point and reach the state of returning to the original, everything is indifferent.

Besides, this Nie Bufan is really interesting. Having lived for more than 20 years, I have never seen such a person or a village like this.

"Then it's settled. You just need to send someone to pick up the goods on time in the future." Nie Bufan smiled and was in a good mood. In the future, he will finally have money to pay for something delicious.

Zhang Junshi nodded, beckoned to the two guys and asked them to catch the chicken.

The guy moved quickly and quickly put 30 chickens into cages. Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand.

Zhang Junshi added: "If the cooperation is stable in the future, we will end on a monthly basis."

"No problem." Nie Bufan happily sent them to the entrance of the village.

"Huh? Where's our donkey?" The man exclaimed.

Several people looked at it at the same time and saw only a rope left beside the wooden post where the donkey was originally tied.

"You went to look for it, did you run into the woods?" This place is not big, and the donkey should not be far away.

Nie Bufan touched his nose and was silent.

The man searched for a long time but didn't find it.

Zhang Junshi aggrieved: "Forget it, if it is still in this col, it will always be found, please take care of Brother Nie."

"Sure, sure."

After leaving, Zhang Junshi and others left this weird chicken coop village exhausted physically and mentally. They turned and looked back, and they could see Nie Bufan enthusiastically waving goodbye to them.

Thirty chickens were collected, and a donkey was posted upside down, Nima, too cheating!

"Hey." After the few people left, Nie Bufan suddenly squatted down and smiled at a gray chicken in the corner, "Welcome to the chicken coop village, I will call you gray from now on. "

The gray chicken's eyes burst with tears and trembling.

"Don't be afraid. Although it is a chicken, it is also a chicken with only wisdom. In the future, as long as you don't leave the village casually, you are free. Come and meet your brothers and sisters."

Nie Bufan stood up and stretched out his hand in the direction of Ji Wo Village.

"Come on, Hui Hui, welcome to Ji Wo Village!"

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