Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 29 watch for me

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This black-and-white battle ended because of an unprecedented stinky fart from Rooster Xiao Huang.

This black-and-white battle ended because of an unprecedented stinky fart from Rooster Xiao Huang.

At that time, Xiao Huang was standing in the air vent watching the melee. For a moment, his pride was dry, and he was over-excited and released a loud fart. As the spring breeze swept away, the stench instantly stunned Li Yi and the others who were at a disadvantage. For a while, they turned their backs on their backs, dying of pain. The chickens scrambled to disperse, and Li Yi and others covered their noses and stopped their feet. It didn't take a moment for all the living creatures on the scene to stop cooking.

At that time, Xiao Huang was standing in the air vent watching the melee. For a moment, his pride was dry, and he was over-excited and released a loud fart. As the spring breeze swept away, the stench instantly stunned Li Yi and the others who were at a disadvantage. For a while, they turned their backs on their backs, dying of pain. The chickens scrambled to disperse, and Li Yi and others covered their noses and stopped their feet. It didn't take a moment for all the living creatures on the scene to stop cooking.

"Huh? It's over?" Nie Bufan, who was cooking chicken soup in the kitchen, didn't hear any movement for a long time. He couldn't help but leaned out and looked out, only to realize that the battle had subsided.

"Huh? It's over?" Nie Bufan, who was cooking chicken soup in the kitchen, didn't hear any movement for a long time. He couldn't help but leaned out and looked out, only to realize that the battle had subsided.

There are not a few chickens left at the scene. The rest of the people are all faceted, all smelly, and they have to maintain their demeanor, standing straight like wooden stakes.

There are not a few chickens left at the scene. The rest of the people are all faceted, all smelly, and they have to maintain their demeanor, standing straight like wooden stakes.

Nie Bufan looked for a while and shouted: "I let the landslide burn hot water, do you want to go freshen up first?"

Nie Bufan looked for a while and shouted: "I let the landslide burn hot water, do you want to go freshen up first?"

Hearing this, Li Huai walked towards his residence without saying a word.

Hearing this, Li Huai walked towards his residence without saying a word.

Si Chenyu and Shen Muran also left one after another, and Wang Shichan, who triggered the battle, has long since disappeared.

Si Chenyu and Shen Muran also left one after another, and Wang Shichan, who triggered the battle, has long since disappeared.

Li Yi walked silently to the kitchen where Nie Bufan was located, and was blocked by the door before he even went in: "You, hurry up and wash, it smells so bad that even mosquitoes can be killed."

Li Yi walked silently to the kitchen where Nie Bufan was located, and was blocked by the door before he even went in: "You, hurry up and wash, it smells so bad that even mosquitoes can be killed."

Actually, the smell of Li Yi's body was not contaminated with Xiao Huang's stinky fart, but the result of fighting with the chicken Wang Shichan.

Actually, the smell of Li Yi's body was not contaminated with Xiao Huang's stinky fart, but the result of fighting with the chicken Wang Shichan.

Li Yi looked at Nie Bufan, suddenly stepped forward, hugged him tightly in his arms, and rubbed him in various ways.

Li Yi looked at Nie Bufan, suddenly stepped forward, hugged him tightly in his arms, and rubbed him in various ways.

Nie Bufan struggled and yelled: "Li Si, you bastard!"

Nie Bufan struggled and yelled: "Li Si, you bastard!"

Li Yimian didn't change his color and said: "Is the hot water ready, let's wash it together?"

Li Yimian didn't change his color and said: "Is the hot water ready, let's wash it together?"

"Humph!" Nie Bufan kicked Li Yi away, and he saw Zhang Junshi walking towards them at a glance. He immediately stretched out his arms and flew into Zhang Junshi's arms in an extremely graceful posture. under.

"Humph!" Nie Bufan kicked Li Yi away, and he saw Zhang Junshi walking towards them at a glance. He immediately stretched out his arms and flew into Zhang Junshi's arms in an extremely graceful posture. under.

Li Yi is dark.

Li Yi is dark.

Zhang Jun really smiled.

Zhang Jun really smiled.

"Guys, for our glorious image, let's take a bath together!" Nie Bufan fingered the bathhouse, making a bold gesture.

"Guys, for our glorious image, let's take a bath together!" Nie Bufan fingered the bathhouse, making a bold gesture.

However, Li Yi and Zhang Junshi were the only ones who entered the water last.

However, Li Yi and Zhang Junshi were the only ones who entered the water last.

When they were soaking in the hot water, Nie Bufan had already disappeared, leaving only a corner of each of them, with big eyes and small eyes.

When they were soaking in the hot water, Nie Bufan had already disappeared, leaving only a corner of each of them, with big eyes and small eyes.

Li Yi stood up suddenly, tweaked a piece of clothing and put it on, and walked out of the bathhouse in a swish. Not long after, Nie Bufan was wrapped in his arms and hugged him in. He threw it into the bath with a raised hand, splashing a lot of water.

Li Yi stood up suddenly, tweaked a piece of clothing and put it on, and walked out of the bathhouse in a swish. Not long after, Nie Bufan was wrapped in his arms and hugged him in. He threw it into the bath with a raised hand, splashing a lot of water.

Nie Bufan popped his head and protested: "Li Si, what are you doing?"

Nie Bufan popped his head and protested: "Li Si, what are you doing?"

"Bath."

"Bath."

"I don't care!"

"I don't care!"

Li Yi ignored him and took off his clothes and went into the bath.

Li Yi ignored him and took off his clothes and went into the bath.

"Zhang San, look at Li Si, it's so bad!" Nie Bufan turned around and hugged Zhang Junshi, accusing Li Yi of evil.

"Zhang San, look at Li Si, it's so bad!" Nie Bufan turned around and hugged Zhang Junshi, accusing Li Yi of evil.

Zhang Junshi patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, I am here."

Zhang Junshi patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, I am here."

Li Yi glanced at him contemptuously, and reached out to pull out Nie Bufan in his arms.

Li Yi glanced at him contemptuously, and reached out to pull out Nie Bufan in his arms.

Nie Bufan hugged Zhang Junshi's neck hard, Zhang Junshi wrapped his waist with one hand and blocked Li Yi's claws with the other.

Nie Bufan hugged Zhang Junshi's neck hard, Zhang Junshi wrapped his waist with one hand and blocked Li Yi's claws with the other.

The eyes of the two collided in the air, sparks overflowed and croaked.

The eyes of the two collided in the air, sparks overflowed and croaked.

Li Yi retracted his hand and leaned leisurely by the bath, but his underwater feet stretched out to rub Nie Bufan's back waist.

Li Yi retracted his hand and leaned leisurely by the bath, but his underwater feet stretched out to rub Nie Bufan's back waist.

Nie Bufan couldn't help standing up, straddling Zhang Junshi's lap, and glaring at Li Yi.

Nie Bufan couldn't help standing up, straddling Zhang Junshi's lap, and glaring at Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi's lower body/body is so crushed that he can suffer, he can only endure as hard as he can in Nie Bufan's dishonest drag. However, Li Yi was in high spirits, and his toes moved between his hips intentionally or unintentionally. Nie Bufan could only dodge, shaking up and down.

Zhang Junshi's lower body/body is so crushed that he can suffer, he can only endure as hard as he can in Nie Bufan's dishonest drag. However, Li Yi was in high spirits, and his toes moved between his hips intentionally or unintentionally. Nie Bufan could only dodge, shaking up and down.

Rao is Zhang Junshi's outstanding strength, and he had to break his gong, and his body swelled and stood straight against Nie Bufan.

Rao is Zhang Junshi's outstanding strength, and he had to break his gong, and his body swelled and stood straight against Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan had a pause and looked at Zhang Junshi in amazement, who looked back deeply.

Nie Bufan had a pause and looked at Zhang Junshi in amazement, who looked back deeply.

At this moment, Li Yi's evil foot stretched out again and went down the spine into the tail.

At this moment, Li Yi's evil foot stretched out again and went down the spine into the tail.

Nie Bufan stepped forward slightly, Zhang Junshi's giant figure went deep, and put it on the edge of the entrance together with his pants. Nie Bufanxu sat, as long as he sinks himself, it is estimated that the thing can drive straight in.

Nie Bufan stepped forward slightly, Zhang Junshi's giant figure went deep, and put it on the edge of the entrance together with his pants. Nie Bufanxu sat, as long as he sinks himself, it is estimated that the thing can drive straight in.

Zhang Junshi's expression is still, but his eyes are faintly expectant, and his breath is full of depression.

Zhang Junshi's expression is still, but his eyes are faintly expectant, and his breath is full of depression.

The three of them are silent, the water is strangely quiet, but the water is rough.

The three of them are silent, the water is strangely quiet, but the water is rough.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan grabbed Li Yi's foot with his backhand, and dragged it up with the strength of milking——

Suddenly, Nie Bufan grabbed Li Yi's foot with his backhand, and dragged it up with the strength of milking——

Thump! The martial artist Li Yi slipped unpreparedly, and sank into the water to make bubbles.

Thump! The martial artist Li Yi slipped unpreparedly, and sank into the water to make bubbles.

With a successful move, Nie Bufan quickly got off Zhang Junshi and sat side by side with him.

With a successful move, Nie Bufan quickly got off Zhang Junshi and sat side by side with him.

Zhang Junshi glanced at him, before Li Yi came out, he lowered his head and kissed his mouth lightly, his eyes were deep, with a smile that was so gentle that he could bore death.

Zhang Junshi glanced at him, before Li Yi came out, he lowered his head and kissed his mouth lightly, his eyes were deep, with a smile that was so gentle that he could bore death.

Nie Bufan's body was inexplicably numb, as if it was shocked by some electric shock, and it fell into his bones.

Nie Bufan's body was inexplicably numb, as if it was shocked by some electric shock, and it fell into his bones.

Li Yi rushed out of the water with a dark face, staring at Nie Bufan, but didn't scream. Who told him to make trouble first?

Li Yi rushed out of the water with a dark face, staring at Nie Bufan, but didn't scream. Who told him to make trouble first?

Nie Bufan leaned on the side of the bath with one hand, propped his head and said: "Li Si, take a bath as soon as you take a bath, what's the excitement?" He raised his feet out of the water and shook them, and threw them at him. A winking eyes, softly said: "Why, do you need to massage it?"

Nie Bufan leaned on the side of the bath with one hand, propped his head and said: "Li Si, take a bath as soon as you take a bath, what's the excitement?" He raised his feet out of the water and shook them, and threw them at him. A winking eyes, softly said: "Why, do you need to massage it?"

"No need." Li Yi spit out these words stiffly.

"No need." Li Yi spit out these words stiffly.

Zhang Junshi smiled, picked up a towel and helped Nie Bufan wipe the stain on his face.

Zhang Junshi smiled, picked up a towel and helped Nie Bufan wipe the stain on his face.

Nie Bufan pulled his handgrip aside, took a handkerchief and wiped it casually.

Nie Bufan pulled his handgrip aside, took a handkerchief and wiped it casually.

When Li Yi saw this, his face became dark.

When Li Yi saw this, his face became dark.

After that, everything was calm, and the three of them washed and wiped them smoothly and quickly, as if nothing happened.

After that, everything was calm, and the three of them washed and wiped them smoothly and quickly, as if nothing happened.

But the three have different thoughts in their hearts.

But the three have different thoughts in their hearts.

Zhang Junshi showed his thoughts and is no longer depressed.

Zhang Junshi showed his thoughts and is no longer depressed.

Li Yi has a sense of crisis, and is thinking about assigning people as soon as possible.

Li Yi has a sense of crisis, and is thinking about assigning people as soon as possible.

Nie Bufan has a rare headache, so he secretly asked if he should go to the kiln for a stroll?

Nie Bufan has a rare headache, so he secretly asked if he should go to the kiln for a stroll?

Nie Bufan, who was out of mind, walked into the kitchen and inadvertently swept to the stove, suddenly shouted, "Where is my chicken soup?"

Nie Bufan, who was out of mind, walked into the kitchen and inadvertently swept to the stove, suddenly shouted, "Where is my chicken soup?"

The space above the stove is empty, leaving only a smell mixed with foul smell in the air.

The space above the stove is empty, leaving only a smell mixed with foul smell in the air.

Don't guess, it must be Wang Shichan who killed the carbine and stole the whole pot of soup.

Don't guess, it must be Wang Shichan who killed the carbine and stole the whole pot of soup.

"Who said that the eldest son of the Wang family was out of vulgarity, and that he was ‘elegant’ in the wind?" Nie Bufan asked gritted his teeth.

"Who said that the eldest son of the Wang family was out of vulgarity, and that he was ‘elegant’ in the wind?" Nie Bufan asked gritted his teeth.

Zhang and Li stared at each other, neither of them made a difference.

Zhang and Li stared at each other, neither of them made a difference.

Nie Bufan patted the table and said cruelly: "From today, all meals will be changed to white porridge and eggs!"

Nie Bufan patted the table and said cruelly: "From today, all meals will be changed to white porridge and eggs!"

"Uh..." Zhang Junshi said hesitantly, "Uncommon, as far as I know, Wang Shichan is a vegetarian, and the addition of white porridge and eggs seems to suit his taste."

"Uh..." Zhang Junshi said hesitantly, "Uncommon, as far as I know, Wang Shichan is a vegetarian, and the addition of white porridge and eggs seems to suit his taste."

Li Yi nodded repeatedly.

Li Yi nodded repeatedly.

Nie Bufan smiled and said: "Then I will add spicy to the white porridge and mix garlic in the egg."

Nie Bufan smiled and said: "Then I will add spicy to the white porridge and mix garlic in the egg."

"..." Zhang Junshi glanced at Li Yi, meaning: You should have been beaten to death just now, now it's okay, let people go, and we will suffer.

"..." Zhang Junshi glanced at Li Yi, meaning: You should have been beaten to death just now, now it's okay, let people go, and we will suffer.

Li Yi also glanced back at him: People who don't contribute have no right to speak.

Li Yi also glanced back at him: People who don't contribute have no right to speak.

Ignoring the eye contact between the two, Nie Bufan frantically washed rice and cooked porridge.

Ignoring the eye contact between the two, Nie Bufan frantically washed rice and cooked porridge.

Suddenly, he asked: "Who knows what Wang Shichan likes best?"

Suddenly, he asked: "Who knows what Wang Shichan likes best?"

"Buddhist scriptures." The two replied at the same time. This is probably something everyone knows.

"Buddhist scriptures." The two replied at the same time. This is probably something everyone knows.

"How much do you like?"

"How much do you like?"

"I will recite a scripture before and after meals." Li Yi replied.

"I will recite a scripture before and after meals." Li Yi replied.

"Treasure the rare orphans or handed down works as fate as they are."

"Treasure the rare orphans or handed down works as fate as they are."

"Oh." Nie Bufan nodded in understanding, his face was exhausted, and he hummed briskly.

"Oh." Nie Bufan nodded in understanding, his face was exhausted, and he hummed briskly.

Zhang and Li shuddered for no reason at the same time.

Zhang and Li shuddered for no reason at the same time.

It’s night, Nie Bufan sneaked in a book from the little chicken. This is what he saw in the little chicken’s collection the last time he found the thief. It was used by the little chicken as a tool to grind his teeth. It was ground into a jagged shape, and the text inside was still intact.

It’s night, Nie Bufan sneaked in a book from the little chicken. This is what he saw in the little chicken’s collection the last time he found the thief. It was used by the little chicken as a tool to grind his teeth. It was ground into a jagged shape, and the text inside was still intact.

This happened to be a Buddhist scripture. The reason why Nie Bufan could recognize it was because there was a Buddha image on the cover. There is not only the original text, but also the translated text.

This happened to be a Buddhist scripture. The reason why Nie Bufan could recognize it was because there was a Buddha image on the cover. There is not only the original text, but also the translated text.

Nie Bufan took out a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and randomly selected a few paragraphs of the original text with translations and copied them down one by one. The font was distorted like a drunk chicken.

Nie Bufan took out a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and randomly selected a few paragraphs of the original text with translations and copied them down one by one. The font was distorted like a drunk chicken.

Then took a nail and a hammer, pinched a pile of paper and got out the door...

Then took a nail and a hammer, pinched a pile of paper and got out the door...

The next day, Wang Shichan appeared in front of Nie Bufan as expected, holding twelve copies of the scriptures he copied last night, and he took them back.

The next day, Wang Shichan appeared in front of Nie Bufan as expected, holding twelve copies of the scriptures he copied last night, and he took them back.

"Where did this come from?" Wang Shichan asked.

"Where did this come from?" Wang Shichan asked.

Nie Bufan took a casual look: "What?"

Nie Bufan took a casual look: "What?"

"The Mahayana Heart Sutra, the incomplete scripture hundreds of years ago, the Six Degrees of Buddhist Grand Practice, a total of six books, and now only three have been handed down, and this one I have is one of the missing Department. Where did you get it? Where is it all?"

"The Mahayana Heart Sutra, the incomplete scripture hundreds of years ago, the Six Degrees of Buddhist Grand Practice, a total of six books, and now only three have been handed down, and this one I have is one of the missing Department. Where did you get it? Where is it all?"

"Why should I tell you?" Nie Bufan took Joe's expression on his face and drank tea leisurely.

"Why should I tell you?" Nie Bufan took Joe's expression on his face and drank tea leisurely.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi, who happened to come to the door, couldn't help but become curious when they saw this situation. They read the scriptures on the paper carefully. The words were obscure and had far-reaching implications. They were not fabricated out of thin air, let alone the semi-illiterate Nie Bufan.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi, who happened to come to the door, couldn't help but become curious when they saw this situation. They read the scriptures on the paper carefully. The words were obscure and had far-reaching implications. They were not fabricated out of thin air, let alone the semi-illiterate Nie Bufan.

Just where did this guy get the Buddhist scriptures? I asked Wang Shichan’s preference only yesterday, and today I made one. If Wang Shichan likes **** pictures, then I don’t know if he will come up with the "Yi Jin Jue"...

Just where did this guy get the Buddhist scriptures? I asked Wang Shichan’s preference only yesterday, and today I made one. If Wang Shichan likes **** pictures, then I don’t know if he will come up with the "Yi Jin Jue"...

Wang Shichan's face was a bit ugly, and he was always calm. He couldn't help feeling angry when he saw the cherished Buddhist scriptures being copied like a dance of demons, and they were posted everywhere. He couldn't help feeling angry. He was even more angry than he was teased by them yesterday.

Wang Shichan's face was a bit ugly, and he was always calm. He couldn't help feeling angry when he saw the cherished Buddhist scriptures being copied like a dance of demons, and they were posted everywhere. He couldn't help feeling angry. He was even more angry than he was teased by them yesterday.

"Give me the scriptures." Wang Shichan said blankly.

"Give me the scriptures." Wang Shichan said blankly.

"You said it would be handed to you?"

"You said it would be handed to you?"

"Then what do you want?"

"Then what do you want?"

Nie Bufan looked at him up and down a few times, then asked, "What will you do?"

Nie Bufan looked at him up and down a few times, then asked, "What will you do?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean?"

"Can you cook?"

"Can you cook?"

"No."

"No."

"Laundry?"

"Laundry?"

"No."

"No."

"Feed the chicken?"

"Feed the chicken?"

"No."

"No."

"...warm the bed?"

"...warm the bed?"

"..."

"..."

Nie Bufan looked at him contemptuously: "Nothing, why should I give you such precious, rare and unique scriptures?"

Nie Bufan looked at him contemptuously: "Nothing, why should I give you such precious, rare and unique scriptures?"

"I buy with money."

"I buy with money."

"Master is not short of money now."

"Master is not short of money now."

"Then what are you missing?"

"Then what are you missing?"

Lack of root tendons. Zhang Junshi and Li Yi flashed this sentence in their minds.

Lack of root tendons. Zhang Junshi and Li Yi flashed this sentence in their minds.

Nie Bufan thought hard and murmured: "I have money, a house, a chicken bed, talented and handsome, someone escorted me, eat well and sleep well, life is worry-free, as if I don’t lack anything?"

Nie Bufan thought hard and murmured: "I have money, a house, a chicken bed, talented and handsome, someone escorted me, eat well and sleep well, life is worry-free, as if I don’t lack anything?"

"..." The three of them had black lines at the same time.

"..." The three of them had black lines at the same time.

"Let's do it!" Nie Bufan clapped his hands and said simply, "You will stand guard for me around Ji Wo Village, and be careful not to let others steal the chickens that have been ordered. Recently, there are often strange people near Ji Wo Village. When infested, the chicks are pure and harmless, tender and weak, and will be taken away if they are not careful."

"Let's do it!" Nie Bufan clapped his hands and said simply, "You will stand guard for me around Ji Wo Village, and be careful not to let others steal the chickens that have been ordered. Recently, there are often strange people near Ji Wo Village. When infested, the chicks are pure and harmless, tender and weak, and will be taken away if they are not careful."

Pure good and harmless, delicate and weak? This is definitely not your Nie Bufan's chicken!

Pure good and harmless, delicate and weak? This is definitely not your Nie Bufan's chicken!

The three were silent.

The three were silent.

"How?" Nie Bufan asked again.

"How?" Nie Bufan asked again.

Wang Shichan thought about it for a long time, and finally clicked on his head that would regret it thousands of times in the future: "Okay."

Wang Shichan thought about it for a long time, and finally clicked on his head that would regret it thousands of times in the future: "Okay."

The author has something to say: Well, the poor Wang Tongxie was kidnapped like this.

The author has something to say: Well, the poor Wang Tongxie was kidnapped like this.

Thank you for myrrh’s mine

Thank you for myrrh’s mine

Thank you Longlong for 5 grenades

Thank you Longlong for 5 grenades

It really made me beaten up!

It really made me beaten up!