Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 19 children can be taught
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Just as dawn broke, there was a rush of footsteps from far to near, and then a "bang" was heard, and the door was violently broken open.
"Nie Bufan, why did a...chicken emerge from my quilt..." Nineteen broke into Nie Bufan's room aggressively and asked loudly, but the ending sound became almost impossible after seeing the scene in front of him. smell.
I saw a piece of chicken lying horizontally on the big bed of Nie Bufan, there were at least twenty chickens in sight. Nie Bufan's whole person was densely surrounded in a circle.
The "beauty" is waiting for you, warm fragrant nephrite...
Nineteen seems to have seen some kind of desolate yin scene, and the feet that are about to step into the room don't know whether they should move on or take them back decisively. After hesitating, Nie Bufan had woke up vaguely.
He half propped his hands, squinted at Nineteen, and said displeased: "What's the matter? This early morning, disturbing people's dreams, is unforgivable."
Nineteen no longer had the initial arrogance, and muttered in a low voice: "I just want to ask you, why did the chicken run into my bed..."
"This is the chicken coop village, ‘chicken’, nest, village!" Nie Bufan sat up with a mess of hair, his thin clothes loose, exposing large areas of skin.
"You can't go to bed either, I obviously closed the doors." Nineteen looked away.
"Where is the window?" Nie Bufan pulled his hair casually, and then looked around for clothes. The chickens around him also jumped out of the warm bed like dumplings, and they filed out in groups, passing by at nineteen, they also cast sharp eye knives, making people feel chilly.
"The window?" Nineteen wondered, "The window should be closed too?"
"Nonsense, chickens in the chicken coop village are all-pervasive." Nie Bufan wore a coat that had been ravaged by the chickens, and was about to put on his pants before realizing that it was wrong, "I said, goddess, you are also a girl anyway. , Just break into the man’s room, do you still have to watch me dress naked?"
Speaking, he stretched out a beautiful bare leg from the quilt.
"Ah!" Nineteen screamed, hiding his face and going away.
After freshening up, making a hot breakfast, Nineteen appeared again, this time with the two girls.
"Come on, please use." Nie Bufan brought them hot porridge and a plate of cooked eggs.
Nineteen didn't even look at it, but said with a cold face: "Nie Bufan, in the next day, I will conduct a large-scale search in Jiwo Village, including your room, please don't stop it."
"Oh." Nie Bufan swallowed a mouthful of porridge, and said vaguely, "Whatever you want."
"Very good." Nineteen was quite satisfied with his cooperative attitude and affirmed, "If I can find what I want, I will not treat you badly."
"You just need to be happy." Nie Bufan smiled again.
"Okay, you can enjoy it slowly." After saying that, Nineteen got up sharply and led Yu to walk out from the majestic place.
"Hey, don't you want something to eat?" Nie Bufan shouted at their backs.
"You can eat it yourself!" What did you eat in the morning? For those who never eat breakfast, Nie Bufan who eats breakfast is a freak.
Nie Bufan tweeted a few times and made no comment.
……
Nineteen had a general understanding of the terrain of Jiwo Village for a long time, and the next step was to start a carpet search.
Can she still be in such a shabby mountain village? Nineteen is full of confidence. However, she soon stopped thinking so. The chickens in Jico Village are different. They don’t hide when they see people. They have a fierce temper and a strong sense of territory. If they don’t pay attention, they will be attacked. They must always be careful to fly into the sky. dead. It can be said that as long as there are chickens, the nineteenth class will be unable to move an inch, but in Jico Village, chickens are everywhere...
"Ah--" Nineteen screamed angrily.
"Bang!" The door of Nie Bufan's house was again violently kicked by a woman.
"Nineteen girl, good afternoon." Nie Bufan was peeling garlic leisurely.
"What the **** are you here?" Nineteen frantically said, "Are all the chickens grown?"
"This... is probably a Feng Shui issue."
"Feng Shui? You tell me about Feng Shui? Do you know who I am? I am the goddess of Butian Palace!" Nineteen slapped the table and said angrily, "What are you doing with so many chickens? Nothing to do every day. Don’t hurry up to lay eggs or make them into food! Is it good-looking?"
"Girl, disaster comes out of your mouth."
"Make a ghost!"
"Be careful of ghosts."
"You are a ghost!"
"...I am desperate for this world, is this the lady in the legend?"
At the nineteenth meal, I suddenly felt something was wrong. She looked at Nie Bufan hesitantly and asked: "Were you talking?"
Nie Bufan shook his head innocently.
"Who is interrupting that?"
He shook his head again, saying that he didn't know.
Nineteen muttered to himself, is it a hallucination? I looked around and found a colorful chicken sitting on the cabinet dignifiedly, staring at Nineteen with a pair of melancholy eyes.
"It looks familiar." Nineteen pointed at the chicken, shaking slightly.
"Well, you have seen it once, it's called ‘Hero’."
"Hero! It's the talking chicken!" She kept hypnotizing herself the last time she was dreaming, but she had encountered it again this time. What did it say just now, desperate for this world? Is she going to despair of this world?
Nineteen held the tabletop with his hands and lowered his head weakly.
Nie Bufan saw that she was almost irritated, so he changed the subject and said, "Are you looking for me?"
"Right." As if thinking of something, Nineteen looked up and said, "I don't think it's useless to make a fuss like this. I still have to go to the pool. Only by looking at the lock can I guess the key. The approximate shape of ."
"Oh."
"You go with me. This is your territory. It is convenient to take care of anything. Anyway, you know everything you should know."
"Oh."
"Time is running out. If I can't find the last key before the members of the four major families arrive, the reputation of Butian Temple will be ruined. Those people think the key is in my hand."
"Oh."
"Nie Bufan, can you give me some other reaction? I am very happy to see me desperately, isn't it?"
Nie Bufan finished peeling the last garlic, clapped his hands, got up and said: "Let's go, go to the water pool."
……
The four of them came to the water pool last time, and Nineteen put on a strong outfit and made preparations by the pool.
"This water can be frozen, are you sure you want to go down?"
"The arrow has to be sent on the string." Nineteen showed a sense of sorrow that felt dead.
Nie Bufan, this guy, obviously holding the key but pretending to be ignorant, watched the goddess to death with a serious expression, coughing, and entering the water.
Nineteen plucked up the courage to jump into the lake, and the two Yucong looked at the lake nervously.
Nie Bufan sat under a tree, unconsciously peeling an egg and eating. In fact, he had quietly let Little Turtle follow him just now. After all, teasing is one thing, but it's another thing to cause death.
Not long after, bubbles suddenly appeared on the calm water, and then a head whizzed out.
"Miss!" The two Yucong were overjoyed, and together they stepped forward and pulled Nineteen ashore.
Nineteen's skin turned blue, but there was joy on her face. After breathing for a while, she happily said: "Do you know what I found?"
"What?" the three asked in unison.
"The fifth key!" Nineteen looked excited, "I didn't expect the last key to be at the entrance of the treasure!"
"Really? Where is the key?" Two Yucong asked quickly.
"Look, this is it." Nineteen stretched out his hand, revealing the white dangling thing in his palm.
"Uh..." Yu Cong hesitated, "How does this look like..."
"Like an egg." Yu Cong Er interface.
Nineteen proudly said: "Sage Duobao is a master of magic skills. The things he makes are always exquisite and exquisite. Often the more seemingly ordinary objects, the more unique. He can make a key like a real egg. , Its superb skills are truly unparalleled."
The two jades never show awe at the same time. At this moment, the egg is no longer an egg in their eyes, but a peerless treasure.
Nie Bufan dug out his ears with his little finger, and was silent.
"Now, let's take a look at this egg, no, what is the mystery of this key." Nineteen carefully picked up the egg, looked left and right, and kept rubbing his fingers, as if looking for some mechanism.
For a long while, to no avail.
Nineteen smiled and said: "This key is indeed made like a real egg." But he roared in his heart: What is it doing so like?
As time went on, sweat stains appeared on Nineteen's forehead, but his body was shaking.
Nie Bufan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said with his conscience with only a penny left, "I see, it's actually an egg, right?"
"What do you know?" Nineteen said angrily without turning back, "Will Saint Duobao put an ordinary egg at the entrance of the treasure?"
"Maybe it fell by accident?"
Nineteen ignored and continued to ponder.
Nie Bufan took the trouble to speak again, trying to save her about to be enchanted: "Believe me, this is an ordinary egg, I promise in the name of the mayor of Jiwo Village."
Nineteen finally stopped, she said angrily: "Are you annoying? Didn't you see that I was busy? If this is an ordinary egg, then I will hit a tree!"
"I suggest you try hitting the rocks with pebbles first."
"Hit it, let you see how the egg breaks the stone!" After speaking, he slammed the egg to the ground.
"Fuck!" The egg broke, and the sticky substance inside was stained with nineteen hands.
Nineteen was also broken, and the whole figure was unresponsive as if he was frozen.
The two jade never opened their mouths, and didn't know how to react.
After a long while, Nineteen suddenly stood up and rushed towards a big tree, crying as he knocked: "Why? Why is this?"
Nie Bufan walked over and patted her on the shoulder, and comforted: "Forget it, don't hurt yourself, blame the old man named Duobao."
He pushed the black pot to others without changing his face.
Nineteen said fiercely: "Yes, that old man is really nasty!" After speaking, he cried: "The people of the four major families will be here soon. How should I face them? Procrastinate. Must be exposed!"
"Hey?" Nie Bufan waved his hand, "If you just want to delay the time, why is it difficult?"
"What, do you have a way?"
"Of course, you just need to tell them that opening the treasure requires a specific time, and you have to wait before the time is up. As for when is the time, it is not your decision?"
Nineteen's eyes lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think about it?"
Nie Bufan despised: "Do you still say that she is the goddess of Butian Palace? Can't pretend to be a **** stick."
Nineteen embarrassed and said: "Thank you, so I know how to deal with it."
Nie Bufan pretended to nodded deeply: "Russ can be taught."
Poor Nineteen, who was sold and helped count the money...
The author has something to say: In the next chapter, Lord Si Chenyu will appear.