Automotive Black Technology Chapter 1558: : Today is today!
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Facts have once again proven that Murphy’s Law really exists and is highly credible.
Li Fanyu was raped by Cheng Ke who was dressed as a princess cosplayer all morning. He left the house at 7 o’clock and arrived at the entrance of Disneyland at 7:30.
At this time, what he saw was a long dragon whose head was almost invisible.
“Holy shit, there are too many people?!” Seeing this shocking scene, Li Fanyu silently **** the dog eight hundred times in his heart, and he didn’t forget to complain.
According to Cheng Ke’s wishes, the two of them were going to spend two days in Disneyland, so they simply brought their things with them and checked into the Disneyland Hotel. Originally, the two of them had not made a reservation in advance, so for such an arrangement, they had to come early. But a certain lustful guy actually committed violence openly in the early morning, making the originally ample time stretched thin. So much so that I had to carry my things to queue up tickets first.
Looking sideways at Cheng Ke, Li Fanyu cursed in a low voice: “Female hooligan.”
Although Cheng Ke had rearranged her makeup at this time, she no longer looked as beautiful as the princess she had been in the morning.
It’s not that I’m not beautiful anymore, but I can’t straighten my waist anymore.
Although she looked at the Disney gate in the distance with a face full of joy, Xiao Nizi was holding her waist at this time, leaning against Li Fanyu at a strange angle.
Hearing Li Fanyu’s low mutter, Cheng Ke looked around in panic, and then angrily pinched a guy who was overly capable in some aspects: “You are the gangster! Oops, my waist.”
She rubbed her waist and eyes painfully, but she may have realized that such an action should not be done by a princess, so she stood up straight again and stroked the shiny little crown on her bun.
In front of her, a little girl turned around and stared timidly. After staring at it for a while, he shyly came over and asked in English with very inaccurate pronunciation: “Are you a princess?”
“Oh? Hohohohohohoho!”
Being mistaken for a princess by the little girl, Cheng Ke was so happy that she laughed like Peppa Pig.
Li Fanyu rolled his eyes, “What a stinking fart.”
Cheng Ke didn’t bother to teach the guy who poured cold water on him. When asked by the little girl in front of him, he immediately forgot about the pain in his waist and tried his best to stand upright and act like a lady.
“Yes, sweetheart, I am the princess who walked out of a fairy tale.”
Cheng Ke’s language talent is quite good and he is proficient in six languages. Among them, his English level can definitely be confused with the real one. She answered with a smile in her old-fashioned English pronunciation that was very difficult to pronounce.
“Mom, mom, she’s really a princess, she’s really a princess!” The little girl was obviously coming to Disney for the first time. She immediately screamed when she heard Cheng Ke’s sweet voice and temperament that he hesitated to bring out from the movie. She yelled, holding her mother’s hand and shouting excitedly.
Looking at Cheng Ke’s satisfied smile, Li Fanyu couldn’t help but be happy.
In daily life, he envied two kinds of people. One kind is the kind of Li Ma who doesn’t care about anything and can live a very magnanimous life even if she is poor or rich. The other is one who can maintain his childlike innocence no matter how old he is.
Obviously, Cheng Ke is the second type. Moreover, she has maintained her childlike innocence quite thoroughly, and her innocence is so childlike that it is almost mentally retarded – even if you use the word heartless to describe her, it would be an understatement.
The little girl’s scream immediately attracted the attention of the people around her. Seeing Cheng Ke who seemed to have stepped out of a myth, tourists took out their mobile phones to take photos. Some children around also ran over, calling like princesses.
This greatly satisfied Cheng Ke’s vanity.
As the saying goes, extreme happiness leads to sadness.
When the team arrived at the door after filming for almost an hour, Cheng Ke’s high-profile appearance caused a problem.
“I’m sorry, miss, you can’t enter the park dressed like this.” A female staff member stopped Cheng Ke and said very officially.
Cheng Ke was shocked: “Why?”
“This is a rule in the park. Adults over 16 years old are not allowed to enter the park wearing COSplay costumes. Obviously, you are over the age limit.”
Cheng Ke was stunned, looked at the long dress and outfit that he had prepared carefully all morning, and pursed his lips.
This time I came to Disneyland to fulfill a childhood dream. Now that I learned that wearing princess costumes is not allowed to enter the park, Cheng Ke felt deeply aggrieved.
Li Fanyu frowned and said: “Isn’t this considered COSPLAY? She didn’t dress up as a specific princess. She just wore a retro evening dress and brought some accessories.”
“I’m sorry, sir, that’s not possible either.” He answered decisively. Although the staff member did not show any impatience, he pointed at the long queue behind him and said, “You have two choices. One is to change your clothes. Take off your accessories. The second is to refund the ticket. Please make your choice as soon as possible so as not to delay the tourists behind. ”
Cheng Ke looked at Li Fanyu aggrievedly, and his mood instantly dropped. After thinking for a while, he reluctantly said: “Brother Fan, please wait for me here for a while, I will find a changing room…”
Looking at Cheng Ke’s sad face, Li Fanyu frowned even more tightly.
After a while, Cheng Ke changed his clothes. Although he didn’t take off his makeup, he took off all his accessories.
There was no problem this time, but after entering the amusement park, Li Fanyu found that Xiao Nizi’s mood was not so high.
Even though Li Fanyu made a face, Xiao Nizi just smiled faintly – very reluctantly.
“Brother Fan, I am twenty-six years old.”
Before arriving at the castle, Cheng Ke suddenly raised his head and said.
Li Fanyu was stunned, “What’s wrong with being twenty-six? I’m still twenty-seven.”
“Men and women are different. Men are at their best when they are thirty, but women are old after thirty. Time flies so fast when I think about it. The last time I wanted to pretend It seems like just yesterday when Princess Cheng came to Disneyland.”
Li Fanyu didn’t know which string Cheng Ke had picked up wrong, so he consoled him: “Are you still angry that you can’t come in dressed as a princess?”
Cheng Keqiang smiled and shook her head. She was not a person who could hide her emotions very well.
“Actually, I just want to be with my favorite person, imagine myself as a princess and him as a prince, and forget all the mundane things in the dream.”
Seeing this scene, Li Fanyu took a deep breath. Without explaining, he pulled Cheng Ke and walked against the crowd toward the exit.
“Hey? Brother Fan, what are you going to do?” Cheng Ke asked hurriedly as Li Fanyu pulled him like a kite flying close to the ground.
Li Fanyu walked quickly, relying on his own strength to squeeze out a passage among the crowd.
Hearing Cheng Ke’s constant scolding and questioning behind him, he said in a deep voice: “Today is the day, and I have to let you stay here like a princess for two days!”