All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball Chapter 67: The most arrogant mascot in history!
"Strange...has any of you seen Su?"
The morning of the 9th is the training time for the Eastern Stars.
As a result, the training class was over halfway. This year's East Army head coach John Miller didn't even see Su Feng.
"No."
"I am not familiar with him."
"Kobe, did you see Sue?" John Miller asked in the training hall, watching Kobe who was practicing dunking with an uncle McDonald's.
Kobe shook his head, "I swear, I never saw Sue today, coach."
"Well, you practice dunking first, you are the protagonist in today's dunk contest." John Miller patted Kobe on the shoulder and said.
Kobe nodded, and then continued dunking happily with Uncle McDonald according to the dunk action that Su Feng explained to him yesterday.
"Forget it, training sessions are not a big deal anyway, maybe he overslept." John Miller thought.
……
On the evening of the 9th, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh.
In this temporary "basketball arena" built by the home stadium of the NFL Pittsburgh Steelers, the "protagonists" of this year's McDonald's High School All-Star Game have appeared one after another.
Tonight will be the three-point contest and dunk contest.
But, just as the three-point contest was about to begin, the staff of the tournament organizing committee were dumbfounded.
Because they couldn't find Su Feng.
Looking at the players who are already warming up on the court, Williams, who is in charge of the three-pointer contest, is about to die.
How about intermediary?
Could it be that such a big living person can still be lost.
"Jason, what should we do now?"
After sending the staff to find Su Feng for no result, Williams looked at his boss Jason and asked.
Jason smiled slightly, and said in a hurry: "What is the hurry, when the game starts, you can see Su."
Williams: "???"
Why do I always feel that something that I don’t know happened?
"Okay, tell the staff that you don't have to look for it and watch the show with peace of mind." Jason said to Williams.
The boss of this session is so hard to serve...
Looking at Jason’s calm expression, Williams really wanted to say to him: "Brother, since you know everything, why don't you tell me in advance?"
Is it true that big people like to sell Guanzi to torture their subordinates?
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Although tomorrow night will be the main game, at 8pm, the entire Heinz Stadium was packed.
Under the introduction of the host, the four players who participated in this year’s three-point contest, Stephen Jackson, Mike Bibby, Corey Benjamin...
eh, wait, didn’t you say there are four contestants?
The host looked at his hand card, and after repeating Su Feng's name several times, he found that no one came out in the player channel.
"What's the situation?" The host looked at Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin with helpless eyes.
But Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin were also confused at this time.
I saw these three spread their hands one after another, indicating that they didn't know what happened.
"He hasn't been to a training class since morning." Jackson said to the host.
Host: "..."
What the hell?
Then, how do you host this next?
Just when the host was in a deadlock, suddenly, "Uncle McDonald's" who had been squatting on the sidelines ran to the center of the court.
I saw him holding a huge water gun in his left hand, and a simple sketch in his right hand, "Haha, can't you find Su?
Let me tell you that Su has been caught by me and made a hamburger for M78 Nebula.
If you want Sue back, then you must beat me in the three-point contest! "
"..."
on the sidelines, Jason and Kobe, who saw this scene and knew the plot in advance, had already laughed.
Yes, yes, this uncle McDonald's is exactly what Su Feng played.
At the beginning, Su Feng wanted to comb a handsome back and wore cool sunglasses with a cigar.
But because of the need to communicate with McDonald’s in advance, Su Feng suddenly had a better idea after meeting Jason Lee, the deputy director of operation and promotion of McDonald’s in charge of this event. .
"You mean, you want to pretend to be Uncle McDonald's in the three-point contest?"
When he heard Su Feng’s thoughts, Jason was surprised at first, and then after thinking for a while, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be a mess?
And Su Feng came up with this idea because Owen, who is nicknamed Uncle Drew in the future, had played similar ideas.
And since it's a whole job, it naturally has to surprise the fans.
"But... if you go to the competition dressed as Uncle McDonald's, your results..." Jason asked worriedly at the time.
"It’s okay, the All-Star Game, isn’t entertainment the most important thing?"
Grade?
A McDonald's All-Star Game three-point contest result, can it still be included in Su Feng's future NBA resume?
To put it bluntly, it would be better to write on your resume that I was 50-50 in high school and Kobe.
Just like that, Su Feng is responsible for coming up with ideas, and Jason is responsible for arranging for Su Feng to put makeup on.
In the training class this morning, in order to adapt to the dress of Uncle McDonald's in advance and to make sure that he would not be recognized by others, Su Feng deliberately wandered in front of the teammates of the Eastern Army during training.
However, these teammates of the Eastern Army at the time all thought that this was just the daily routine of the mascot.
Who would have thought that the mascot in front of them was their dear teammate Su Feng?
……
Heinz Stadium, after Su Feng played, the atmosphere on the scene was suddenly mobilized.
Especially the fans sitting in the front row after hearing Su Feng's lines are very curious about what will happen next.
The host no longer knew how to host it. Fortunately, at a critical moment, Jason sent a staff member who had also read the script to the venue.
"You mean, you want us to compete with this mascot?" Bibby and Jackson think this is too magical...
"Yes, and this is an official competition, come on!" The staff looked at the three contestants and said.
Okay...
Could it be that Su Feng was really caught and went to M78 Nebula to make burgers?
As a member of the Eastern Army, Stephen Jackson felt he had an obligation to rescue Su Feng.
So, in the same order as the pre-match competition, "Wu Sheng" children's shoes took the lead.
However, perhaps because of the eagerness to save Su, Jackson didn’t feel good, and he only scored 10 points...
At the moment when Jackson finished the game, Su Feng suddenly raised his huge water gun and made Jackson a face.
"Your appearance is too bad!" Su Feng said plausibly.
Jackson was not angry at all, but instead laughed silly.
At this time, the fans knew that this was mostly a fun show prepared by the tournament organizer.
Under the explanation of an on-site commentator who also read the script, everyone has guessed the general plot direction by now.
In short, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin must defeat this uncle McDonald’s.
Otherwise, Su Feng will have to be locked up in the M78 Nebula to make hamburgers all his life.
"Come on! Mike!"
On the field, when Bibby was about to play, some children on the scene were cheering for Bibby.
Although they like McDonald's very much, in their opinion, this uncle McDonald's who appeared on the court tonight must be a bad bun.
"Interesting, really interesting, Williams, did you know that Sue is an advertising wizard."
In the stands, Jason suddenly felt that at this moment, it seemed that it was a good idea to ask Su Feng to endorse McDonald's?
It’s just that, next to Jason, Williams, who was kept in the dark, didn’t even know what Jason was talking about.
On the court, the witty Bibby has seen everything through.
So before playing, after hearing the children cheering, Bibby hammered his chest three times, "Don't worry, I will bring Su back from the M78 Nebula."
In the end, don’t say anything, Bibby’s performance is really better than Stephen Jackson, he shot 19 points.
Just, do you think you won’t get a squirt at 19 points?
aside, Su Feng, who had already filled the ammunition, directly shot Bibby's face with a shot of water escape-water dragon.
Bibby: "..."
Okay, although I know this is a show, Bibby swears that he will beat this **** mascot backstage for a while.
Then, it was Benjamin’s turn to play, but Benjamin’s performance was more urgent than Jackson’s, and he only scored 9 points...
Then, after being messed up by Su Feng, Su Feng suddenly threw the water gun aside, "Just like you, do you still want to save Su?
Heh, look good, runners-up, what is real technology? "
Bibby, Jackson, Benjamin: "..."
Perhaps, this is the most arrogant mascot in the history of the McDonald’s High School All-Star Game.
On the court, when Su Feng appeared on the field, boos rang out.
Especially many children require their parents to boo Su Feng on the court with them.
"Bad!"
"Bad sichuan!"
"Return Su to us!"
Su Feng was happy, and before preparing to start the game, he shook his fingers at the children in the stands.
"I have never seen such an arrogant mascot!"
, Bibby has secretly clenched his fist, ready to wait a while for the end of the game to go straight up and punch the mascot.
Oh, by the way, you must hold Jackson together, and then throw the pot to Jackson after the beating.
唰, 唰, 唰, pang, 唰!
However...
The next scene shocked all the audience.
appeared on stage with a boo, and Su Feng dressed in mascot clothes stunned everyone at the first zero degree angle.
Although this dress restricts Su Feng’s performance, fortunately, Uncle McDonald’s costume is not as bulky as the mascot costumes worn by his previous life to chase girls.
In addition, even though the results of the competition are not important, as long as it is a competition, Su Feng will still do his best.
So in the morning, in addition to accompany Kobe to practice dunking, Su Feng also adapted to the restrictions that this suit brought to him for a while in advance.
Generally speaking, no matter how limited it is, it can't stop Su Feng's feeling at the moment.
In a completely relaxed mood, Su Feng actually felt that he was more accurate at this moment.
唰, 唰, 唰, pang, pang!
After all the points were cast, Su Feng scored 18 points in total!
It's a pity, although it feels good in the hand, at a few points later, Su Feng has two flower **** that bounced out of the frame with regret.
It’s just that after Su Feng's show was done, the scene was completely shocked.
Fuck, who is this mascot?
Why is it so awesome?
Those people who were booing Su Feng could not help but cheer for Su Feng.
In the stands, Jason stood up and applauded Su Feng: "He is a genius!"
Of course, according to the rules of the three-point contest, Su Feng and Bibby will have another round of finals.
The fans on the scene all began to guess the true identity of this uncle McDonald's.
After all, a mascot can actually defeat these high school geniuses in a three-point contest?
"Su, your idea is amazing." On the field, Bibby had already guessed that the mascot was Su Feng.
Because you have seen any mascot with such a handsome shooting posture?
"Can you keep me secret for a while?" Su Feng, dressed as Uncle McDonald's, patted Bibby on the shoulder and said.
"Of course, but I remember the moment you irritated me." Bibby smiled and said.
Su Feng: "......"
Okay...
came out and mixed, and I really wanted to pay it back.
Heinz Stadium. At the beginning of the three-point contest finals, many fans left their seats.
Because they are very curious, can this uncle McDonald's be completely black.
In the final, Su Feng took the lead. Unfortunately, his performance was not as good as the preliminaries this time and only scored 13 points.
But every time he scored a goal, there was a burst of cheers.
And just when Su Feng was about to pick up the real Su Feng from the M78 Nebula according to the second script, on the court, he never expected that Bibby's performance was worse than his own.
The young "White Devil" only scored 10 points in the final...
"Don't look at me like that, I really didn't let the water go." Bibby was almost crying. When he was shooting in the final, the booing sound made him very uncomfortable.
wait...
Didn’t I say yes, I’m going to save Su Feng?
You guys, don’t you want to bring Su Feng back from the M78 Nebula?
So, Su Feng never expected that he actually lifted the McDonald's three-point contest as the uncle of McDonald's~IndoMTL.com~.
"Well, even though they lost to me, I think I still have to release Su from the M78 Nebula."
On the court, after the award ceremony, with the help of two staff members, Su Feng started the final performance.
One of them is responsible for removing clothes, and the other is responsible for removing makeup for Su Feng.
In a short while, Su Feng completed the gorgeous transformation from Uncle McDonald's to Su Feng.
"My God! He turned out to be Su?"
"Was he actually dressed as Uncle McDonald's and won the championship?"
"It's incredible, this is the best three-point contest I have ever seen!"
Heinz Stadium, the moment Su Feng turned back, the whole stadium burst into deafening cheers.
Kobe took the initiative to step forward, put his arms around Su Feng and smiled: "You have done the show this time."
"Next there will be your dunk contest. Believe me, we will be able to'blow up' this arena tonight." said Su Feng, who was locked up by Kobe's strongman.
Kobe nodded, "I also practiced some of the actions you mentioned for a while in the afternoon, don't worry."
Su Feng feels like he is no one...
"I really deserve to be a **** Komi!" Su Feng thought with emotion.
and just when Kobe and Su Feng were about to continue their troubles...
In the stands, Speedy, the confidant of NBA senior Mark’s confidant, could not bear his excitement.
Hong Kong, why is there a feeling that the McDonald’s All-Star Game is better than the NBA All-Star Game?
Speed felt that it was necessary for him to send everything he saw today back to New York immediately!
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