Earth’s Best Gamer Chapter 539: Longmen Inn, Heimiya


“The Number One Player on Earth ()”

A city made of various metals and extraordinary materials, nestled in a gaseous state among lofty mountains.

Under the city, a large number of hydraulically-driven organs rotate day and night; on the wall, cannons of various calibers are densely arranged; in the city, tigers, leopards and aliens of organ structures can be seen everywhere; in the sky, every organ is a bird Transport people and supplies back and forth!

Mohist Institution City.

This is because the background is a sub-base in a domestic animation, and it is also the reason why Dragon City was able to attract a large number of outstanding people from the Qin, Han and Warring States periods. Okay,

At this time, the Mojia Institution City is much more crowded and busy than before.

Because under the resolution of the “Strategy Department”, it chose to directly abandon a relatively small number of surrounding branches and move the population to this place.

“This is the Institution City?”

“It looks majestic, combining science and technology with classics!”

One by one, the relocated residents looked at this stronghold of different styles with curiosity, especially the Qinglong and Baihu, the Suzaku, and the Xuanwu that guarded the four sides of the Institution City, and the level was as high as the sixth rank. Give these people a great sense of security.

“This’Longmen Inn’ looks good, let’s live here.”

Several aborigines were walking, came to a street full of shops with signs, and walked into an inn.

“Oh, how many, do you want to stay in the shop?”

Wearing a layer of cyan gauze, revealing pink shoulders and a large snow-white back, her face is like a mature peach, and the charming female shopkeeper immediately greeted her with a full smile and eyes like They looked at these people as if they were talking, paying particular attention to a young man with a thin face.

“It’s both a tip and a store.”

The leader said.

“But, give us ten catties of roast lamb first!”

Then pointed to the shop, with a red headscarf tied to his head and a small Erdao carrying a steaming whole lamb on his shoulder.

“Good!”

Xiao Er moved quickly. After putting the roasted whole lamb on the chopping board, he reached out and picked up a half-meter long bone chopping knife!

“Swish, swish, swish…”

The weight of this big knife is estimated to be dozens of kilograms, but it is extremely flexible in his hand.

It’s like there is no weight, and the speed is so fast that a large afterimage is formed, and in a blink of an eye, hundreds of knives are scratched on the roasted whole lamb!

Finally, hit the knife **** the table.

“Pop!”

Originally, a whole roasted whole lamb lay down instantly.

The bones and meat are completely separated into pieces, and they are neatly placed on the largest plate.

“…”

The thin-faced youth’s pupils shrank, and his eyes carefully looked at Xiao Er and the knife in his hand.

“Diaobuyu this roasted whole lamb is a unique skill in our store. I guarantee that some of the guests will eat today, and you will want to eat it tomorrow!”

The charming female shopkeeper smiled brightly on her face, put the lamb on the table and looked at the young man again.

“It’s delicious, it’s so delicious!”

“It’s authentic, compared to the Kendall chicken I ate in Longcheng before, Aoer sheep is delicious!”

Several people ate large pieces of lamb, their mouths greasy.

“Why do I feel a little dizzy in my head, is it possible that the lamb will be on my head…”

However, after eating for a while, a man suddenly covered his head.

“If you eat too much, the blood supply to your head is not enough, you will have indigestion!”

One person started to ridicule, because the Longcheng government department has been promoting modern knowledge, even the aborigines have some common medical knowledge!

“No, my head is dizzy…”

But soon, several other people also reached out their hands and touched their heads, and then they lay motionless on the table.

“This lamb, there is a problem!”

Only the young man’s eyes flashed a purple light, and he stood up fiercely and wanted to rush out of the inn.

I only took two steps. I woken up when I woke up and sat softly on the ground.

“Of course there is a problem. The old lady has specially added the high-purity “Drunk Fairy” refined by the Ministry of Science and Technology, even if the dragon eats it, it will fall for me.”

The charming female shopkeeper is holding a fan of embroidered ladies’ pictures, with a triumphant smile on her face.

“You are… a black shop…”

The young man stretched out his hand to firmly grasp the threshold of the shop, and felt the female shopkeeper’s figure turning around in his sight.

“Don’t talk nonsense, our Longmen Inn is a famous golden sign, my old lady, my golden fragrant jade is famous for hospitality, how can it be a black shop?”

Jin Xiangyu sat on the chair next to him with his legs up, still smiling like a flower on his face, but his tone was cold.

“It’s just that the people who entertain in the store are all human beings. But they never entertain-foreign races!”

The young man on the opposite side could no longer support himself and fell to the ground, a purple light flashed across his body, gradually transforming into a black half-humanoid creature.

Meizu, a kind of alien with the ability to imitate and change, after trying to disperse, sneak into Dragon City to investigate intelligence.

“Cut, fight with the old lady.”

“Don’t you know that in this institution city, except for the regular customers, other people dare not come to this street at all. Even if they come, as long as they are men, they will look at the old lady.

“Your eyes keep peeking at the unruly body. Isn’t it an alien or something?”

Jin Xiangyu kicked Meizu on the ground with his foot, and slapped the wind with the ball in his hand, making a mockery.

“That… lady boss, what if he just doesn’t like women, but likes me?”

Xiao Er, who was holding a bone cleaver in his hand, looked at Meizu on the ground and whispered with a grin.

“Even if I like men, I won’t like you like this. Hurry up and kill him, so that your contribution will be enough.”

“Remember, after you kill it, put a jar and set it up. The Extraordinary Alien is a treasure all over, and you can get a lot of money by handing it to the logistics department!”

“Let’s go to the shopkeeper Tong next door. They have two Meizus in the store, which may not be possible.”

Diao Buyu glanced with his eyes rolled blankly, and Jin Xiangyu’s mouth was cursing.

“The mountains and the sea, the sunflower acupuncture hands, the son once said. Oh, I haven’t paid the bill yet…”

Soon in the shop next door to the “Longmen Inn” with the “Tongfu Inn” sign on the wall, there was a roar of screams!

Not only these two inns, but this street.

The sound of fighting sounded in many shops, and the shop signs that happened to be shook the whole street by a gust of mountain breeze were shaking.

No. 8 pawnshop, “Rights Gang” Escort, Gintama·All Things House, Earl D’s Pet Shop, Meishen Lingzi Office……

These signs don’t seem unusual, but most of the local people walk around, just because this place is called “Zhaoan District”. As the name suggests, most of the people here are called “villains.” The identity of descended to the land of inheritance, after being defeated by the Dragon City, Zhao An came.

Although this ratio is not 100%, people who dare to open shops where a bunch of villains refuse.

There will be no ordinary characters either.

For example, although there are no top masters in the “Tongfu Inn” that Jin Xiangyu went to, everyone has a few tricks, especially a little girl who claims to be “the lord of the five mountains: the red flame crazy demon”. Even the few immortal Xiaoqiangs in the opposite “House of Everything” dare not provoke him.

Actually, under normal circumstances, the shops in this area will still be doing business properly, and they don’t dare to really cheat people.

After all, Dragon City’s management of these villains is quite strict. The reason why they are so indulgent today is naturally that they have been licensed.

Under the monitoring of Skynet, coupled with the battlefield deduction capabilities of the “Four Sages of Soldiers”, the traces of these Meizu that can transform humans have been discovered long ago. You only need to introduce them to the black shop to “catch turtles in the urn”!

The villain, in fact, does not reject this kind of task as a thug, or even ask for it.

Because although he chose to surrender to Dragon City, his life was temporarily saved.

However, restricted by the rules, the villain must accumulate enough “contributions” to be able to “atonement” and transform into a normal aboriginal identity.

Therefore, many of the villains with military strength have even led their subordinates directly to the battlefield.

For example, the yellow turban Zhang Jiao, Wagang Li Mi, the magic door Zhu Yuyan, heaven and earth will dominate…

In addition, in order to delay the aliens who have abandoned the strongholds, delay their time to delay other battlefields.

There are also many strong singles, and the “villain” heroes take the initiative to attack, leave the stronghold, and look for fighters through some side methods.

……

A group of “tauren” with four legs, a cow-like head, and a bunch of green hairs and long knife-shaped horns on top of their heads are moving towards the Mojia Institution City!

Meizu dared to sneak into the human camp, naturally there is a special place.

Although he was killed, he also passed on his own information.

“Moo?”

Suddenly, these green-haired “tauren” stopped their steps, turned their heads and looked in a certain direction.

“Dingdingdingdingding…”

Because there is a melodious sound of piano and flute in the canyon.

The tauren winked at each other.

Then the soldiers were divided into two groups, and they continued towards the agency city.

The other team ran towards the sound of the piano, and soon came to the source of the sound.

It was a tall gorge, from the soil to the rocks to the trees that grew up on it, all showing the black color of coal.

On the top of the canyon, it is ninety degrees, like a smooth mirror, on the edge of the cliff without any movable climbing point.

A woman in a red dress with gold silk and a tall hat and wide sleeves holds a hip flask in her hand. She is watching the tauren below with cold eyes. Her eyes are black and white. She has a pair of sword eyebrows slanted into her temples, and she is weak in her hair. A special heroic spirit!

Not far behind her, there are two elderly men, one plays the flute, the other plays the piano and even sings.

“The sea laughed, the surging tides on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs follow the waves only remember the present.”

Faced with this obviously problematic scene, the tauren reacted very simply.

“Moo!”

Three tauren took a violent breath, and their bodies swelled in a big circle in an instant.

The limbs were first pressed down heavily, and then with a fierce force, a large amount of white gas gushed out from the position of the anus, and the figure was like a rocket lifted into the sky, flying straight for several hundred meters to the cliff. Of three people!

“The sky laughs, and the tide is in the world. Who loses and who wins, God knows!”

On the black cliff, the two old men still play the piano and flute.

“Pop!”

The woman in the red dress with the high hat raised her neck, raised her head with a hip flask in one hand, and poured her head into the mouth. The other hand twisted an orchid finger and pointed at the three tauren who came, her fingers popped out. !

“Touch!”

The three tauren, with white gas on their buttocks sprinting like missiles, the fastest one was about to touch the red-robed and high-hat woman, suddenly seemed to touch something, and the surface of the body was fierce. There were a lot of blood stains, and then it was broken into hundreds of pieces just like cutting a roasted whole lamb before.

And accompanied by the ground beef, the blood spilled out.

In the air, a blood-colored thread that transforms from invisible to tangible is drawn, crisscrossing, like a dense “laser net” that lay between the three humans and the tauren.

“Moo, moo!”

The other two tauren were lucky enough to take a slow shot.

Although the figure also collided with some red lines, the tough cowhide on his body was also torn into pieces, but the superhuman tauren had strong vitality.

Although he was skinned, he did not die. Instead, he roared under the painful stimulus. White gas was sprayed from his mouth and nose, changing direction and avoiding the “deadly blood web”. The sturdy limbs were on the smooth black rock. The above took advantage of the rebound, trying to stay away from the woman in red.

“Pop!”

It’s just that they are obviously not faster than the slender fingers of a woman with a red robe and top hat.

The woman with the red robe and high hat put down the drinking flask in her hand, and the crystal-clear hands in the big red robe stretched out to hold the two extraordinary tauren who had fallen!

“Puff, puff!”

The sound of sharp instruments penetrating the sound, two people’s ears, eyes, and mouths are filled with a large amount of blood-colored silk thread, and the tips are also wearing tiny embroidery needles.

Looking carefully, you can find that these threads are actually the result of the speed of the sound waves from the two old men next to them playing singing.

Under the ultra-high frequency vibration, the relatively simple brain of the tauren was completely shattered, but then his body was cut into hundreds of pieces like the first tauren!

A lot of blood falls from the air like a waterfall, sprinkling the faces of the tauren under the canyon.

Obviously, this woman with a red robe and high hat has the ability to transform invisible sound waves into sharp needles and threads, and use them as weapons to attack.

The sound of the piano and singing is vast and pervasive, which means that there are already countless “needles” crisscrossing the entire canyon.

In this gorge, a murderous net of heaven and earth has been laid out!

“Swish, swish, swish…”

The silver needle thread of the vertical root drives a red sound wave, covering all the tauren below, trying to annihilate it in one fell swoop.

However, these tauren levels are all extraordinary.

Naturally, it is impossible to sit still.

“Roar!”

All the tauren opened their mouths violently.

All the hair on his head turned green all at once, and he opened his mouth to inhale into his stomach.

“Wow!”

In the canyon with a width of more than one hundred meters, the rocks, trees, weeds, and even the soil on the ground are all driven towards the belly of these tauren by the strong suction force.

Even the sound waves that should belong to the invisible and quality, were also sucked into the belly by the tauren, so that the red-robed and high-hat woman could no longer launch her own “needle and thread” attack and the ultimate move was suddenly broken!

“Ding Ding Ding…”

At this moment, there was movement on the other side of the cliff where the three humans were.

Two middle-aged men, wearing plain gray gowns and sunglasses, sit on a rock and ensemble with a brown piano that is longer than ordinary people and looks like a coffin board.

“With a heartbreak, where can I find a friend in the world!”

The sound waves played by the two people condense in the air into a large number of invisible knives, guns and axes under resonance.

Mighty, overwhelmingly flying in the direction of the tauren!

“Puff puff puff…”

Because a few tauren had no time to stop inhaling, they all sucked all these knives, guns and axes into their stomachs.

Suddenly there was a roar of pain, and a large amount of blood mixed with broken internal organs was spit out from his mouth. The scene was truly “a broken heart.”

“Kill, kill, kill!”

Even, with the acceleration of the playing of the two middle-aged men in sunglasses, the sound waves emitted were transformed into armor in the air, with big swords and spears in their hands, and the eyes glowed with green light, similar to those of the “Black Mountain Guards”. Some similar armies pounced on these tauren!

“Moo!”

Seeing this, the eyes of the remaining tauren suddenly turned bloody, and they changed their breath to exhale.

Along with Qi Qi’s roar, a large number of dirt, trees, branches and leaves rushed out of his stomach, and it was like a violent hurricane of magnitude 20 was set off in the canyon.

“Cracking!”

I saw the armor on the soldiers whose piano sounds were condensed. The knives and guns in their hands collapsed in this earth-shaking roar, revealing the body under the armor, and then the body was destroyed by the roar and transformed into a skeleton with only bones. After that, even the bones were completely destroyed and turned into bone meal…

“Moo, moo, moo…”

After solving this round of attacks.

A dozen tauren turned from defense to offense, all leaping toward the top of the cliff, while roaring incessantly.

Cracks appeared on the rocks on both sides of the vibrating sound waves, which destroyed the red silk screens originally arranged by sound waves!

“It’s really troublesome!”

The woman in the red robe and top hat narrowed her eyes.

The roar of these tauren completely suppressed the sound of the piano.

After all, there are more opponents, and the sound waves are roaring from their mouths, which are more concentrated like they are emitted through a horn. Unless the person on your side is stronger than the tauren in terms of level strength, otherwise the sound waves The attack is annulled.

But obviously, apart from herself, the strength of the four “musicians” is not better than the tauren.

With sonic attacks, long-range attacks can gain the upper hand. In close combat, at most, it will be “five-five-five” with a tauren!

And she herself, probably can deal with five or six tauren.

The problem is that the number of tauren rushing towards her alone exceeds ten!

“To the effect, I thought it would be easy to kill these tauren people to make’contributions’ to stay in this place of inheritance, but now it seems that I have fallen into a dangerous place. I don’t know, if Sun Lang knew about my death , Will it be sad……”

At the critical moment, the woman in the red robe and top hat was slightly in a trance.

“Zhengzheng Zhengzheng…”

At this moment, another new piano sounded, forming a translucent dragon-shaped sound wave in the air, rushing straight to the red robe and high-hat woman.

No, it should be said that they rushed to the tauren trying to surround the red-robed and high-hat woman.

“Moo, moo!”

A bull head roared, and white gas was ejected from the nose hole, as if he wanted to do the same to crush the translucent “dragon-shaped piano sound”.

“Ang!”

It’s just that the person who played the dragon-shaped sound wave is stronger than the Xiaoqin duo and the sunglasses duo. The translucent dragon directly smashed the “roar” of the tauren and rushed into it. In its body.

Then it was visible to the naked eye that the green on the head of the tauren quickly became darker and heavier.

After a few seconds, even his body turned purple.

“Boom!”

Then, the body exploded and turned into countless pieces of meat.

On the opposite side of the cliff, a woman in white dress wins snow, and her hands with six fingers drew out shadows in the air, one of which is full of eight strings, and each string contains A translucent dragon is swimming in the guqin!

The sound waves condensed into the shape of one dragon after another, rushing towards the tauren without interruption.

With the lessons learned from the first tauren, the other tauren did not dare to insist on it and tried to avoid it.

“Boom, boom, boom…”

It’s just that the speed of the dragon-shaped piano sound is obviously above them, and one after another extraordinary tauren is exploded into pieces in the dragon’s voice.

“Moo!”

A big-breasted female tauren has retreated to the edge of the cliff under the pressure of the dragon-shaped piano sound, and it is inevitable to see it. She can only close a pair of bull eyes as big as light bulbs and wait to die.

It took a while, only to find that he was not dead.

Opening his eyes, I saw a tall male tauren in front of him, his body slowly changing from green to purple.

“Moo!”

The tall male tauren turned his head and glanced at the big breasted female tauren. The big bulb-like eyes were full of love and contentment.

After that, the body exploded violently.

The female big-breasted tauren looked a little sluggish after being sprayed with blood on her face.

“Moo?”

Next to him, another male tauren with the same double horns was also a little sluggish.

Looking at its trajectory, I actually wanted to help the female tauren block the dragon-shaped piano sound, but it turned out to be a step slower!

However, he quickly came back to his senses, and walked up and hugged the big breasted female tauren, who was trembling with blood and minced flesh, in her arms.

“Moo!”

The latter also recovered and hugged each other tightly.

“Fuck me, what’s the situation? By the way, shouldn’t the perspective fall on human beings? How come the love story of the tauren suddenly appeared!”

“Although I don’t understand the meaning of these cows’ shouts, I feel that there is a story that is enough for the domestic drama to broadcast forty episodes.”

“It feels a bit touching. After all, the tauren is actually a poor creature!”

In the simultaneous live broadcast of the earth, the “popularity” of this battlefield is not too high.

But because the total base is large enough, the audience is not small. After seeing this scene, some people have changed the tauren’s senses.

I feel that although these alien races invaded humans and captured human strongholds, they were also forced by the “great darkness” to compete for a ray of life. They are both intelligent creatures, and humans can “sympathize” with them.

“Sympathize with you?”

“Who foolishly invented this word.”

“A bunch of idiots? This is a foreign race! It is a foreign race that killed many of us and destroyed the civilization of our heritage. Our stronghold was destroyed by the tauren, and many heroes died in the tauren. In the hands of people. Why do you make us’empathize’ with the tauren?”

But obviously, more people actually have no feeling for all kinds of alien races, and they don’t have any sympathy in the face of this kind of show of affection.

“Damn, if there was an FFF group in Dragon City, it would be great. I would definitely burn these two to death.”

There are no members of the “ffF group” in Dragon City, but there are similar existences.

“Affectionate or ruthless. Affectionate is old and frosty, and may the world’s relatives not be good…”

A “Poetry” with a cool tone sounded across the canyon.

“Zhengzheng Zhengzheng!”

Along with it, there are new piano notes.

The piano player is also a woman in red, and even her hair is full of vermilion.

The shape of the violin placed in front of me is similar to that of Longcheng’s once heavy equipment, the “Eight-tone Piano Boat”, with a phoenix standing on the head of the violin!

The intense sound waves emitted from the strings turned into layers of red sound waves that are visible to the naked eye, one after another, covering the tauren on the battlefield, two tauren showing their affection. People, after the red sound waves enter the body. This time the body changed from green to red at the same time, and even turned black again after the red reached its extreme.

Then the body burst into red and black flames from the inside out.

Finally, he was burned to death along with his soul and turned to ashes!

“Boom boom boom…”

On the battlefield, flames rose up one after another, accompanied by dragon-shaped sound waves one after another!

This battle was also declared, and it ended with the victory of mankind.

“Thank you two sisters for coming to Heimuya to help, dare to ask your name?”

Seeing the end of the battle, the woman in the red robe and top hat pinched orchid fingers with both hands.

With a flick of his finger, the flying silver needle pulled a red silk thread across the gorge hundreds of meters wide.

After that, like a big red bird, stepping on the silk thread to the opposite side of the cliff, I saw two women dressed in red and white.

“Huang Xuemei.”

“Pardon the Tianqin Kei!”

“The names of the two sisters are so nice. My sister’s surname is Dongfang, but my name is not…Yu!”

The woman in the red robe and high hat also introduced herself.

“Oriental sterility?”

“No, it’s Oriental Jade!”

“Oriental jade, there are beautiful women in the East, warm as jade. Sister, your name is better!”

“Sister?”

The red-robed and top-hat woman showed a faint smile on her face, as if she was very satisfied with the title “sister”.

“The two elder sisters just played this piece really nice, I don’t know what the name is?”

“Has three more loud!”

Red-clothed piano girl.

“A good song, it really is the king’s life, impermanence. Let you die in the third watch, definitely not keep you to the fifth watch!”

“No, is Xiu’en dying faster?”

The audience is a lot of complaints.

The tune of the girl in white is called “Eight Dragons”.

“The degree of dominance is rare in the world… Did my sister have seen such a domineering dragon?”

The woman in the red robe and top hat is also praised.

“Yes, I saw the form of the incarnation of the city lord, “Tianlong” with my own eyes, so that I can complete this “Tianlong Eight Music” artistic conception!”

“Wow, the two sisters are so good, and the younger sister wants to learn piano too!”

The corpses of the tauren all over the place are **** messy and cruel, but the three women, two red and one white, talk very happily.

Although she is a woman, she doesn’t seem to feel the slightest discomfort with this tragic sight, and she seems to be used to it.

“Which one is really your Eastern leader? The former Eastern is not…”

On the other side, the old man with a flute looked a little weird when he saw this scene.

“Shhh, keep your voice down. She doesn’t like everyone mentioning her original name now.”

The old man playing the piano said.

“How could this be?”

“The city lord has given me a magical medicine to completely transform the leader into a daughter…So, now I have changed my name to Dongfangyu. I secretly tell you that the leader has also met a man named’Sun Ge through Skynet.’ The male netizens who are not worms, the two have entered the stage of talking about marriage…”

“By the way, just talk. I haven’t thanked you two yet, I don’t know the names of the two respected names?”

While they were talking, they had already reached the two middle-aged men wearing sunglasses and playing the piano together.

“The name is not worth mentioning. Strictly speaking, we are just selling it!”

Two people in long gowns and sunglasses got up, wrapped the violin which was longer than the human side, and put them on their backs together~IndoMTL.com~ One person touched the other person’s shoulder and turned towards Speeding in one direction.

“With a heartbreak, where can I find a friend in the end of the world… hey!”

Recite a poem again in the mouth while speeding, with a melancholy of “a rare friend”, and after flying for a certain distance, the figure “swish” disappeared.

“Hey, be careful, there is…a cliff ahead!”

The old man playing the piano played by the two people behind, as if thinking of something, shouted a reminder.

“Oh…Boom…”

This reminder has come a little too late, and there has been a sound of something rolling down below the cliff.

“You know, we Blackwood Cliffs, there are naturally more cliffs… and because the ground rocks are all black, the line of sight is darker if you wear sunglasses, there is a high probability that you can see clearly!”

The two old men looked at each other, and there were some embarrassing explanations on their faces playing the piano.

Fortunately, the problem shouldn’t be big. The two of them are martial arts innate masters of extraordinary levels. Even if they fell from this kilometer-high position, there is a high probability that they won’t be killed directly.

The only embarrassment is probably that after the two appeared on the stage, they chanted poems and played the piano in their hands. They were very masterful. It is most likely due to the news from the “Skynet Channel” that more than tens of millions of people are watching it live. Fighting at the place.

This fall is probably a direct “community death”.

“I will go!”

“Laughing to death, these two people can’t avoid the fate of pretending to fail and rushing to the street wherever they go?”

“By the way, these two blind men are in Longcheng, where are Zhou Xingxing, are they there?”

Of course, what the two of them don’t know is that for most of the audience, the two of them are funny characters themselves. The failure of pretending just now can be regarded as bringing some joy to the intense and cruel battle. .


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