Ultimate Teacher Chapter 691: 、 A bit salty!
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Chapter 691, a little salty!
The bald man laughed loudly and was proud of his classic line. If he can, he really hopes that he can have a loudspeaker in his hand, so that the whole street can hear the joke that he inadvertently said-what a humorous line, than those novels The home is written tens of thousands times better.
The men who came in behind him smiled comfortably, and also smiled a little bit badly.
Whether he really thinks he talks funny, or thinks he is vulgar, thinks he is indecent, his face still needs to be taken care of–short people’s hands, soft mouths, and people have to pay for each meal , You have to pay something?
“Brother Jianguo, do you want to eat under the little girl Bai Jie, or do you want to eat the noodle under the girl Bai Jie?” A man with long shawl and long hair blinked insignificantly with small eyes and smiled. Said.
“Lin Hai, do n’t you ask?” Jianguo, of course, wants to eat under the little girl Bai Jie-no, it’s the face under the little girl Bai Jie-“a man wearing a gray robe neck A string of Xingyue Bodhi hung on it looks exactly like a big man who is pulling big girls and young wives and selling amulets everywhere on the street. The big man laughed.
“Isn’t that a meaning? What is the difference between Bai Jie’s noodles and Bai Jie’s underneath? Isn’t it all edible? Should they be delicious too?” A small white face dressed up in the middle of the crowd stood vertically The root of the orchid said snortingly. “Bai Jie is so beautiful, everyone is willing to eat it-”
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Bai Jie seems to know these people. Her face is ruddy, her cheeks are breathing, her eyes are staring at the bald man with murderous eyes, and she said, “Kong Jianguo, don’t talk nonsense —– who wants to give you Eat below? Do n’t even think about it. Go away and do n’t enter my store. ”
After hearing Bai Jie ’s answer, Kong Jianguo became more vigorous and strode towards Bai Jie. The huge body stood in front of the thin Bai Jie like a grizzly bear coveting a small one White rabbit, little white rabbit has a feeling that it is difficult to fly wings, said: “Sister Bai Jie, you have a problem with this sentence? Is your family opened a noodle restaurant? Since the noodle restaurant is opened, the brothers come over, you Do n’t give us the next meal, do we have to eat fried rice with eggs? “
“You —–” Bai Jie took two steps back, avoiding the man’s close coercion.
“What’s wrong with me? Do you think my brother made a good point?” Kong Jianguo’s fish bubble eyes contained an undisguised evil light and said, “Sister, my brother asked you not once or twice, at night Go to the bar to play with my brother? I tell you, your brother will give you any wine you want to drink, and any brother you want to play will let you play. The bars in Houhai and Sanlitun are for you to choose —— how Like? “
“I’m not going.” Bai Jie simply refused.
“Bai Jie, don’t give me such a face? I tell you, if there are other student girls, there is no such treatment —–”
“Then you will find those who are willing to follow you.”
“No style.” Fang Yan tweeted. “It’s really out of style.”
Kong Jianguo only treats Fang Yan as an ordinary diner. Fang Yan would suddenly make a loud noise and see a roar —— This guy is an idiot, and you do n’t look carefully when you roar. Look at the brothers, there are several people here. You are sitting with an old immortal. If you really start with your hands, you are not enough to watch.
Everyone wants the hero to save the beauty, but before the hero saves the beauty, think about whether you are a hero or a bear after the shot-even if the bear saves the beauty, most of them are just for change A sentence ‘You are a good person’, and then my sister disappeared without a trace, and the police came to investigate and no one helped to make a statement.
Kong Jianguo ’s eyes finally shifted to Fang Yan ’s face, and he carefully looked at him, thinking that he would n’t be a prominent person who could go to this small shop to eat fried noodles. How can a prominent person come here to eat eighteen dollars and a large bowl of fried noodles?
Of course, his Kong Jianguo is an exception-if it is not for Bai Jie, he would not take his brothers to this noodle shop to eat noodles. It’s a decent life to go to the Wanglao Eryaozi shop in Daqianmen to skewer and drink beer.
Slap —-
Kong Jianguo’s thick palms slapped heavily on Fang Yan’s shoulders. Fang Yan frowned slightly, but he didn’t say much. He just bowed his head and finished eating a long noodle in his mouth.
I have to say that this Bai Xiu family’s fried noodles is not as delicious as Mr. No matter how delicious the noodles, is it just a bowl of noodles? And there are so few diced meats, and the sauce is not spicy enough-I do n’t know how this broken shop can be opened for so many years. Why did n’t you starve Bai Xiu to death?
When thinking about this, Fang Yan opened the chili bottle on the table and poured a large spoon of chili oil onto the dough. After vigorously stirring it, the taste will be very different.
Spicy and sour!
“Brother, what are you talking about?” Kong Jianguo’s body bowed slightly and said with a smile.
Because his big fat head is too close to Fang Yan ’s noodle bowl, Fang Yan is particularly worried that the sweat beads on his face will drip into his own bowl.
Although one meal and one porridge are hard-worked by the sweat of the farmer ’s uncle, but if you directly put the sweat of that person into the rice in that porridge, I am afraid that few people will be able to get their mouths out- —
Fang Yan had to stop the chopsticks, wipe the chili oil stains on the corner of the mouth with a paper towel, and said, “I said no style.”
“Oh? Does this mean something?” Kong Jianguo looked at Fang Yan with a smile and said, “Do you think our brothers have no style?”
“That’s not what I said.” Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo seriously, and said: “This way of speaking seems extremely unqualified, and the quality is gone. This man doesn’t need to talk about style anymore — -Quality is the foundation, style is a deeper level of conservation —– “
Kong Jianguo Le, the big hand on Fang Yan ’s shoulders began to force, said: “So what kind of speaking style do you think is more stylish?”
“For example, what you said just now is very wrong.” Fang Yanhao’s appearance as a teacher is seriously discussing with Kong Jianguo. As for the little gravity on the shoulder, this fat man is not afraid to give his claws. When he was dislocated, he continued to work hard, as if it were a free massage. “What did you say just now? You said you want to eat Little Baijie —–”
Fang Yan glanced at Bai Jie’s infinitely angry look, and said, “To be honest, I don’t have the courage to repeat that kind of words. I can’t say it, I’m sorry — actually, this You ca n’t blame you, because many people in the society will commit this kind of problem. They do n’t have any culture, but they like to be shameless as a humor, sloppy as humor, and style as a sloppy man showing off to the public —- “
“Dead shameless, how can you talk to our Jianguo brother? Jianguo brother, slap him ——– **** him dead shameless ———” Sissy is very dissatisfied Jumped out.
Fang Yan looked up at him and remembered his appearance in his heart.
“That is, it looks like he’s being dragged to look like a good person ——” Jianghu liar pointed in the direction of the red wall and said, “Do you know where it is? Do you really want to be?” You ’re so good, just go there and take a look around to show you guys —— “
“I just came out from there.” Fang Yan answered truthfully.
The gentleman who bowed his head to eat noodles looked at Fang Yan and said, “Don’t show off your wealth.”
“——–”
The little **** froze for a moment, then laughed.
The girly girl covered her belly and said, “Huazhi trembles,” said: “Laughing people, really laughing people —— Oh, hey, this little guy is really cute —– -“
“Brothers, have you heard? He said that they just went there and walked around for a while-do you believe it or not? Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway —— -“
“This guy, this time we kicked the iron plate —- hahaha, laughed at the dead ——–”
“We really must have been there.” Fang Yan reluctantly explained again. They are indeed a very good character, and they really kicked the iron plate —- Why don’t they want to believe their own judgment?
Kong Jianguo ’s face was somber, and the big hand on Fang Yan ’s shoulders worked harder, saying: “Since the brothers say that, you have to tell me well-what is true humor? Yapi, also let the brothers have a good long-term knowledge ——- “
Kong Jianguo also felt very strange in his heart. He usually likes to play with walnuts, and his strength is indeed not small. He once squeezed someone else, and once the palm of his hand was on the boy ’s shoulder, the guy would bear directly, and the crying father shouted his mother’s begging to let go —–
What’s going on with this kid? He has exerted so much energy, he didn’t notice it at all?
Is it still said that I have no strength in my body today?
“Okay, since you are asking for leave with humility, then I will give you a lesson.” Fang Yan nodded with a smile, and said: “Chinese characters are profound and profound, and there will be endlessly wonderful use of —– -For example, let ’s use the phrase “Goddess has ç�� salty” as an example —— “
Bai Jie ’s powdery face is creamy and stomped angrily, saying, “Big Brother Fang Yan, what do you say‘ ‘?”
“Oh, I didn’t mean you ——” Fang Yan explained quickly, saying: “I mean under the goddess —— just treat the goddess as another woman.”
Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo ’s friends and asked questions with a teacher ’s due professionalism and due diligence, saying: “You think about it, how many meanings does this sentence express?”
“Two floors.” The girlie answered with her hand raised. “The first level is to say that the goddess below —— the underside is a bit salty, and the other layer —— hey, people are embarrassed to say, anyway, you think about it yourself —— -“R1058
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