Gamers Are Fierce Chapter 38: Strange talk
Wine is indeed a good wine, fragrant, fragrant, and intoxicating.
Wang Guan picked up the wine glass, glanced at the silent Daxiong Hall, and said aloud: “I heard a joke in Nanjing City, the son of a landlord Lao Cai was illiterate, and others persuaded the rich to hire a teacher to teach him, and the teacher taught him first.” The word “two” is one picture, the word “two” is two pictures, and the word “three” is three pictures. Then the stupid son of the landlord’s family lost his pen proudly and told the rich man that he already knew the meaning of words and didn’t need a teacher. The rich man listened. He was very happy, so he resigned as a teacher. One day, the rich man wanted to invite a friend with the surname of Wan over for a drink and asked his son to get up in the morning to write an invitation. There are so many surnames on the website, why is the guest surnamed Wan? I have only written more than 500 paintings since morning!”
Hearing this boring joke, the group of demons looked at each other in dismay, and after two or three seconds, they laughed in unison.
Embarrassed and polite laughter filled the entire hall, the Taoist crown happily lifted the glass and said to the guests: “Drink with all the lords!”
“Drink together!”
The demons held up their wine glasses and drank them all in one gulp.
The members of the mission team, watching the group of demon spirits pouring into their throats, also raised their glasses and pretended to drink.
The wine soaked in spiritual energy is indeed extraordinary. After any demon drinks a cup, his face is flushed and confused. The demons tell old jokes one by one and make other ghosts laugh.
The ghost who has no jokes to tell also tells the story of the recent cannibalism, when, where, and what kind of people.
“I robbed a group of traders in the mountains the day before yesterday, and the best food in it was a fat man, and the best food on his body was liver, which was oily, fatty, and smooth.”
“Wrong, the best food for fat people is the brain and intestines, the brain is full of fat.”
“I think the skinny is better, chewy.”
“Tsk tsk, I really want to eat two more virgins…”
The drunk demon completely tore off its harmless disguise and talked about the experience of eating.
The faces of the mission team sitting in the small corner were gloomy and uncertain. In the eyes of the demon, they were evil cultivators who returned to the Central Plains from overseas.
As long as they dare to show a little bit of righteous indignation, they will be attacked and killed by a group of demons immediately.
Forbearance.
The Taoist mandrill on the first seat looked around the Daxiong Palace and said with a smile: “The banquet is a good banquet, and the wine is good wine, how can there be no good meat?”
With a big wave of his hand, the white-robed ghost fluttered back to the sedan chair, and carried out a beautiful woman in a red dress with a bulging belly.
The woman had been in a coma and was carried back to the hall. Agitated by demonic energy, she woke up immediately, looking around and seeing all the terrifying monsters and ghosts, she screamed and almost fainted.
Hahahaha, seeing the horror of the pregnant woman, the group of demons laughed wildly, as if they were about to open the entire Mahavira Hall.
“Don’t be afraid of Hongniang, come to Weifu’s place.”
The Taoist Crown Prince on the first seat waved his hand and said to the woman with kindness.
“Husband save me!” The woman saw the crown, as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw, ran to the crown in a panic, and hid behind him, “This is…”
“This is the Lonely Cold Temple, and this is the Hall of Demons.” Wang Guan stroked the pregnant woman’s hair with her skinny palm, and said softly, “Hongniang, how long have you been with me?”
“Three, three years.” Hongniang said with a trembling jaw: “It has been three years since my husband ransomed me from the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion.”
“Three years.”
Wang Guan sighed with emotion, reached out and touched the big belly of the matchmaker: “You can be considered pregnant.”
Hong Niang seemed to realize something, covered her stomach, and said with a pale face: “Husband, husband?”
“People in the world say, sour girl, matchmaker, do you like to eat sour or spicy recently?”
“…acid”
“That’s the son?”
The crown was the size of a palm, and he said to the demons: “It’s good to have a son. If you give birth to a son, you should have more flesh than a daughter.”
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The demons were stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized and laughed wantonly.
“Yes yes yes, Daoist Wang Guan is right, this baby boy has more meat than the baby girl.”
The demon’s flattery sounded like a whisper from **** to Hongniang, and she trembled all over, not daring to move at all.
“Matchmaker, have you always been weird?”
The more frightened the woman, the softer the crown’s voice. “My family is not prominent, the business of the store under my name is not good, and I have no interest in purchasing farmland. Say, how did I In just a few short years, you have accumulated thousands of family wealth?”
“….My husband, my husband can make medicine pills.”
“Yes, alchemy. What kind of alchemy did I make?”
“I don’t know, I don’t know…”
“No, you know.” Wang Guan smiled: “You know what kind of pills I have cultivated, that’s why you insisted on living in the small courtyard in the southern suburbs and refused to live in the palace.”
“….” Hong Niang’s face was pale ~IndoMTL.com~ said nothing.
“Stupid woman, pitiful, pitiful, and deplorable.” The crown smiled, stroking Hongniang’s belly, “Recently, you are not making a promise for the minister of the Ministry of Punishment, Wang Xu, who returned three years later after the death of his mother, Ding You. , secretly collecting evidence, thinking of accusing me, throwing me into a dungeon, and saving your sister from the palace?”
Hong Niang’s face was bloodless, trembling like a sieve, and her teeth were trembling.
In the Hall of Great Heroes, the group of demons whispered. For these demons, the servants of the Ministry of Punishment and the covenant of Wang Xu are all trivial things in the human world. They don’t understand and don’t want to understand all of this and today’s What does the banquet have to do with it.
“It turns out that it is.”
Li Ang sighed, turned around and said softly to his teammates: “In the thirteenth year of Jiajing, Guhan Temple, the crown, and Nanjing City, the capital… I understand it too late.”
Xing Hechou lowered her voice and said anxiously, “What do you understand?”
“From the very beginning, the system has secretly reminded us of everything behind this mission. All the clues are in front of us, but we didn’t find it.”
Li Ang smiled wryly, hammering his head with his knuckles, “Have you read a biographical material of Ming Dynasty characters compiled by Jiao Hong Jiao Wei Hou, compiled by the Hanlin Academy in the middle Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, “Records of Contribution to the State of the Dynasty””
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What is that? Can I eat it?
“”The Records of Contributions to the National Dynasty” collects original historical materials such as training records, local chronicles, unofficial histories, and Shinto tablets from the twelve dynasties from Hongwu to Jiajing. It is very extensive, detailed in content, and highly credible, and is the same as the History of the Ming Dynasty.”
Li Ang explained with a very fast speech rate: “In such a letter history, there is a shocking and sensational strange story written.”