The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 47: Stuck
The covenant party scheduled for next week thought that some force majeure was postponed directly, indefinitely …
Why? That empty city street is the reason. The original street full of people was empty. The only thing that wandered was the transparent slime, which was more than one meter long.
“Ahhh! Don’t come here, I just go shopping on the street !!!”
An innocent victim was born again. When the slime who surrounded him left contentedly, a ** naked aunt Beastfolk ran away with a bamboo basket, flew fat, sweaty, and greasy. Extremely, passing by, vomiting constantly …..
“That hippo mother Beastfolk is the third time today. This is still an accident there. This probably gives some people a chance to release the beast in their hearts.”
Vitan is paralyzed due to the sudden Slyme group that suddenly runs away. These small things are not difficult to deal with. Although the Slime has high resistance to physical attacks, it has no effect on magic and magic. Without resistance, it is not difficult to deal with the strong men in the underground world.
But …
“Can you deal with one, deal with 10, deal with 100, deal with 1,000. This thing is endless! And, accidentally being approached, in an instant, your The armor will be dismantled and taken away, and all the clothes will be corroded and eaten, not even **, how much combat power do you have?
Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to wear clothes to the street, you will be crushed by the ever-increasing Slime, and then become clean and slippery. A large Mage has set up a fire wall beside you. Wrapped in high-temperature flames, it really did kill a lot of slimes, but after six hours, it was still mana exhausted, and it was clean and slippery.
But his attempts proved that this kind of creature is indeed brainless and unlimited. Fortunately, soon, their weaknesses were discovered. They can corrode fiber cloth and remove metal, but they There is no way to get wooden materials, and even instinctual fear. As long as a circle of wooden sticks is placed around doors, windows, and water outlets, they will shrink (the back door left by a certain Lich)
But this still doesn’t solve the problem. You ca n’t always wear a pile of woods when you go out on the street. So the whole city flinched in front of this tiny slime, and fell into a weird paralysis. They do n’t wear clothes. People have no interest, but not everyone can awaken a new ego like that hippopotamus.
Citizens’ lives have suffered great inconvenience, but at this moment, a group of enthusiastic and helpful young people are pushing wooden carts and walking naked to the street without fear.
They buy food, shop, run errands for others, and accept accounting services, and they call on volunteers to join their luggage.
“The natural body of God ’s gift is perfect, unnatural clothing is the original sin, what is wrong to liberate oneself-referred to as the celestial liberation organization, they take the opportunity to spread their teachings (now joining the club enjoys the membership price to buy a wooden cart Privilege, only one per person!). “
And when more and more young people recognized the weird doctrine, after seeing this day as a punishment for the unnatural creation of clothing, the celestial liberation organization centered on Wild Bull Alliance, Growing at a terrible rate, countless young people chasing money, or some kind of potential awakening, or simply approving this weird doctrine, have all taken to the streets naked, fighting for future gold coins or doctrines.
Of course, even so, the losses will not be small. Before the weakness was discovered, the treasury and the wealthy merchants suffered a lot of losses. (A certain Lich: Why do you want to announce the weakness? Can you pay for it later? Maid; shut up, study the cure quickly, is n’t your motto to clean up your own mess.)
But even so, the normal operation of Vitan City is still severely affected. At least, the postponed alliance and the stripped underground City Lord are like countless smiling faces, always laughing at the underground overlords. Majesty.
And when the patience of the overlords reached their limits, and even the urban area and the underground pipe network were completely destroyed, and the proposal to rebuild the city was put forward, a sudden news spread throughout the city, making people ecstatic— -After research by the leader of the celestial liberation organization Druid and the authoritative old Chinese medicine (Beastmaster) Beifeng Herault, these slimes have a total life of only ten days. Today, there will be about four or five days of collective decline.
The whole city is cheering, but no one is asking why. When the top great wizard is helpless, the two unknown newcomers can draw conclusions, but at this moment, the most relieved I am afraid that it is the Lion King himself. The covenant will be postponed, and the responsibilities will be shared. If the auction cannot be held as scheduled, it is probably that the Devil contract has taken effect, and he was directly drawn into Styx River, which is a hundred.
“Oh, you can do that!”
I slap my arm, this simple trick in front of me can kill the Lion King, I accidentally let it go.
“Actually, it’s not too late. Let me take the remaining greedy, and it will …”
“Ten more days?”
“No, it becomes a‘ greedy ’intact body, and its individual ability is at least ten times stronger, and its lifespan will be endless. This way it will always go on, so the Lion King will definitely not have a meeting.”
“No !!!! The underground world will be destroyed as a result.” Bikini with two banana leaves wrapped around his hands, his chest can’t cover the leaked **, and he can’t keep stomping, and his little tail can’t help it. It seems that everything that happened recently has made Eliza extremely irritable.
Since the processed silk and fiber clothes can’t be worn behind, rattan clothes and leaf clothes have become the most popular styles recently … whatever, I am also a hit, it is silly to step on my own trap ?
“Oh, if everyone else stepped on the trap and they did n’t step on it, wouldn’t it be clear that the trap was set by me, and that my creations are not so bad and weak, they will not be because of You are my people, let you go. “
“It’s not something to be proud of !!! Why do you still have clothes to wear!”
Yes, now the camp of Liu Huang Mountain City mission, because the natural disaster erupted very early (I just broke down and broke out), the disaster was actually the worst. Now here, there are not many clothes wearing leaves, just me There are complete clothes to wear.
“Do you want to listen to the truth or the truth, the truth is the Semi-God Item suit on me, they can’t be approached at all, the truth …” (The advanced equipment cannot be corroded, but it will not stop the attack, all over The slime is slime’s body fluids still unable to wear.)
“The truth is they remember you are their father and will not attack you?”
“No, how can my creations have such stupid flaws. Their attacks are instinctual and absolutely indifferent. Look, this wood shredder sprayer is a product made of wood powder and liquid, as long as Sprayed on the body, they are instinctively afraid of wood materials, they will never come near …. Hey, I’m really sorry to forget to use it, but everyone is a civilized person, don’t be rough! Put down the table! Legs! “
Well, under the threat of violence, I admit that I did n’t forget it but to keep my eyes on, but unfortunately, I frankly sat down from the bottom of my cell and honestly admitted that I brought Eliza and Wrath. Wrestling communication time …
Eliza, panting, sat on my spine, and asked me when already was lying down.
“Is the method of eradication researched?”
“Researched out, researched out! Awkward, old bones are about to break !!”
“Why not do it yet! Is it soft?”
“It takes at least a week to collect materials and configuration! This time I swear by pointing at Styx River, absolutely no lie.”
It will take a week for the antidote to come out—Slime Scourge already will end automatically after five days—and he did no more work. Bai forced his master to study and understand the medicine. This series of equations became in his mind. Then, the girl Enraged into anger!
“Kacha!” This is the crisp sound of the broken thigh bone and the Eliza sanity. On that day, I saw the terrible melee ability of half Demon and holy knight,
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I’m not stupid enough to put the “greedy” mother in the camp, which is basically equivalent to being chased by the stolen goods. The mother is placed in the deepest part of the underground pipe network. Its countless children are its best guards. .
But unexpectedly, there is an additional guard.
When the first gold coin was brought back to the mother’s body by Slime, the first one found was actually Xiao Hong ……. After she learned the ins and outs of the matter, she took the initiative to ask for a treasure chest. Guard, reason …
“I’m used to sleeping on treasures. It’s been so many days of insomnia. It’s also time for me to sleep well.”
Okay, I know it ’s an excuse. According to our hidden rules, since we have done our best, half of the meeting is inevitable, but I will feel relieved to have her guard her mother.
At least, if you really encounter a super hard hand that is difficult to deal with, the speed of Xiao Hong rollout and escape is still very trustworthy,
The only thing you need to worry about now is the problem of selling stolen goods in the future, but in the underground world, I am afraid that this is the least need to worry about.
Okay, the past is there. Now all we need to face is the alliance. When the slime army just started to shrink and die as scheduled, everyone just let out their breath, the underground overlords couldn’t wait to send out an invitation to the alliance. letter.
“Meeting of primitive people”, “Will those underground City Lords perform hula dances.”
When the streets and alleys already began to talk about, the dresses that were sent to the invitation letter followed, so that those unfortunate underground City Lord were thankful for the intimateness of the organization, but also secretly relieved. The clothes I wore were sold at an early price of already, and it was not easy to buy them.
But at this time, the most in-demand goods on the market are not the scarce clothes, but the learning materials for Power of Law.
“Worrying about constantly invading your invaders and the Magic Beast group? Here are the natural enemies of criminals, Holy Light‘s fellow students, even the new era Power of Law–Power of Law, which can be mastered by undead, monkeys and half Demon!”
“Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, really only 998, eight stars and eight arrows crafts, 99 major functions, no money to communicate with the source of Order, no money to control Incantation of Law, can really shine !!!! Don’t hesitate any more, come to the Liu Huang Mountain City envoy camp to order now! “
“In addition, the first 100 people purchased will get a second Lottery opportunity, and the God Equipment booklet will be delivered to the home, there will be no order there.”
‘Hey, will you judge? ‘Judgemen! My mother no longer has to worry about my Incantation of Law failing, grandma, my Holy Knight dream has come true. ’”
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“What more hesitate, our address is at 88 Tauren Street, Thirty-two District of Weitan, first come first served, then no later, welcome to buy!”
While turning over my income, I am increasingly looking forward to the upcoming confederations and auctions.
“Master, didn’t you just bring a few hundred copies of the same copy? Those luxury and perfect luxury …”
“It’s all the same, it’s exactly the same,”
“Aren’t you afraid they will ask you to settle your bill?”
“Hehe, Eliza, you are still too tender. You have to study the shopping psychology of those underground City Lord. You are willing to pay 998 diamonds for the information of underground City Lord. You do n’t care about paying another nine thousand. ‘What, you think it is 998. Gold coins are not diamonds? Guards, kick this hunk out. ‘When this is said, how expensive is it that those big-headed injustices will eat it. Do you know what a hegemon is and a big man? A hegemon is a big boss, a boss, what do they buy They all buy the most expensive ones and do not buy the best ones! What they want is face. You see, all the four overlords bought the perfect luxury version. If anyone knows that they bought the luxury version of Normal, they ca n’t lose it. That man. So, our slogan for sales is not to ask for the best but to ask for the most expensive, and make a business without opening it for ten years. “
“You are so treacherous.”
“Thank you for the compliment.”
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I’m a little uncomfortable today and a little dizzy. I can add more to make up tomorrow.